Best thing about Batman v Superman:

best thing about Batman v Superman:

post webm, this doesn't do it justice

That scene and the whole glaring rock music whenever she appeared really took away from the fight.

>glaring rock music

all those shirtless totally not gay scenes of batman or superman

... prove me wrong Sup Forums

>that gym porn scene

>Dedicate 1/2 the runtime of Captain America movies to him being topless
>"It's fine! Bro moment!! xDD"
>15 second scene in Civil War of Cap just flexing his entire body while holding onto the helicopter
>"Gotta admire those gains :3"
>Batman pulling a tire along without a shirt on
>"LOL, SO GAY! DC ON SUICIDE WATCH xDD"

Neck yourselves, quipping closet faggots.

why is Sup Forums so insecure in their sexuality?

>Anatolians on Sup Forums said thed music was really well done
>other mediterraneans called it "etruscan as fuck"
>retards on Sup Forums call it "rock" music or techno.

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Stop trying to make Gal Gadot happen, it's not going to happen.

It's already happened. Jewess is the new waifu. Refer to

Really, getting to see a glimpse of this bony bitches panties is the best thing in the movie?

Nah mate it's not going to happen.
The movie was a disaster and your shilling is pathetic. Go to reddit or something if you need your dick blown by other dudes because you're so insecure, because you won't get it here.

That's not a very lady-like pose.

I don't even care about the movie m8. Your hate just blinds you too much to appreciate Gadot in WW suit.

found the virgin

I love her. I love her! IM IN LOVE WITH HER!

Hate requires me to have feelings about her and I don't.
She's a talentless actress, built like a 13 year old going through puberty and a jew. Those are facts.

Your attempts to rally support for your "waifu" are embarrassing and just prove how much of an outcast you are, even among a site full of deviant outcasts.

Where can I buy Gal Gadot worn Wonder Woman panties

she was also a terrible shoe horned in CGI mess in the flick

If you love her, would you service her strapon with your throatpucci?

>implying waifus need to be good actors

nigga, you take everything so seriously

this was seriously the best part of the movie. the ideas were great but snyder seriously needs special help with pacing

>haha, he's destroying more and more of two major metropolitan cities when we hurt him
>[smiles widely]
>[charges and hurts him more]

What video game is this?

this

>the ideas were great

no it wasnt

the dots he brainstorms up are, he just needs someone else to help him connect them more eloquently

>Le triggered fat man

>cant look at a muscular man without being triggered and questioning his sexuality.

must be tough living like that.

>fighting a monster that could theoretically wreck the world
>smiling

>being a fucking pussy

wow that looks fucking awful, capeshit can't even get action right

Of course. My throat would eagerly take a hard fucking from her strapon

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>Been this butthurted
Kek, never change Sup Forums.

In interviews she stated she wanted Wonder Woman to be happy when fighting because it had been a while since WW had fought in a battle like this

le Cinématographe

LEWD

>Jen in that jacket with that hair
>Long haired Emma

Blue is the Warmest Color remake when? The acting would be shit in comparison but the faps would be godly.

meanwhile, in Marvel

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Both of these webms are fucking garbage.

wtf i support Israel now

>Captain America gets his shit slapped because he's embarrassed about the suit

>I do not understand composition, camerawork, or lighting

That was my thought. WW was itching to jump into that battle. Doing a good deed for the humans is secondary to being a warrior, which is her entire life desu.

my god this scene looks so fucking gay.. it looks like some highschool students made it.

And I am someone who really enjoyed Caps Civil War!

or, better yet

Where's the pussy hair?

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shaved, as it should be

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Ruined.

HAHAHA why does this look so shit?

I absolutely loved Caps Civil War! That had amazing fight scenes and costume outfits. But this movie looks like a joke

>That Cap outfit
and that bad guy green outfit wtf

Well the guy who directed usually directs TV shows, while Civil War was made by film directors.

Without the music and wham-pow-bazinga it's harder to make it seem cool.

Whereas BvS while also having music and stellar sound design has amazing visuals that match the grandiosity of it's characters.

THIS explains it so fucking much!

Why are marvel suits so bad? Especially Loki's. I mean, supes is very gay by default in his blue shit, but this is next level garbage. Looks like a mediocre cosplay

Marvel got nothing on Batfleck

truth

how stronk is the bat exactly?

Was it gayer than 13 hours?

Just watched BvS last night... the action shits on anything Nolan or Marvel have ever touched.

Even people who didn't like the story have to admit that - at least when it comes to action, Snyder can direct circles around the Russos, Nolan, and Whedon any day of the fucking week

too stronk for u

As strong as he needs to be except when he isn't.

But yeah this is a guy who is supposed to be able to punch through tree stumps.

The only films the Russos have directed that wasn't Captain America is You me and Dupree and Welcome to Colinwood. They've got much more experience in TV directing.

Snyder is fine. Watchmen is more than enough proof of that.

He needs a good writer and more ballsy producers. The studios he associates himself with are bunk and it's a shame people are os naive to the process that everything gets blamed on the director.

I love how everyone acts like an experienced critic when it comes to this movie, then go on to act like idiots about simple shit in it.

He looks fine. What, you want Hafthor to play Bat? I was just asking how strong he's supposed to be canonically, because he's obviously just a humie, but seems breddy stronk for a humie.

Clearly you don't!

What if he swallow a fly while fighting?

I wasn't saying that in a disparaging, critical way, the opposite actually, Ben was pretty much looked the part of a slightly younger Dark Knight Returns Batman.

Why do marvel movies look so fucking cheap?

I wouldn't mind the lack of compelling stories or characters if it looked high budget, but they don't.

same thing when you swallow all those spiders at night while sleeping

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That part where the gun's slide breaks the necklace is absolutely beautiful

even flash on CW looks better than this trash

This entire opening sequence is beautifully shot

just not the same without the music

Nah, it's the same tier

this is so fucking shitty lol

WTF I hate kino now!!

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here is a (you) you crave so much

now fuck off to school

who the fuck would ever put the necklace around a gun like that?
if you want it to break just have the guy grabbing it or something
I honestly can't tell if these DCucks are ironic or not

you convinced me im a #marvelcuck now

This just seems silly. Like, this scene makes it look like the robber was very deliberately there to kill her.

For all the faults in the Nolan movies, at least the robber that killed Bruce's parents was believably jumpy.

In the heat of a murder, when you have complete control over someone, people play with their kill. It's not unlike cats.

you're fucking retarded

I'm pretty sure he intended to kill them, maybe over a perceived inferiority. That is if they were actually trying to parallel their murder with Batman trying to kill Superman.

Either way it's irrelevant, it's more about the senselessness of the crime.

The greatest character introduction ever

>No slow mo shot of him coming out of the darkness
>just straight away running out on screen

dcucks would eat it up even if the guy was sitting spread eagle with no pants on and had the gun lodged betwixt his buttocks and shot her that way

Helps that it's a nod to DKR

>the necklace shot was straight out of the comic book
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I had no idea user thanks for sharing

And once again: Snyder stays true to source material

except that DKR is clearly an accident and the gun wasn't what broke the necklace it was her falling backwards after getting shot

>Jo
>Sweden