Tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

tell me about the time your mom caught you masturbating

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My mom never caught me jacking it, but my brother did.
Probably the awkwardest moment of my life.

did he join in?

No, you mongoloid.

>12
>thought I was home alone
>jerking off naked in living room
>cum
>look at doorway see mom touching her crotch looking at me
>she leaves and never a word about it

well could you pretend he did and greentext it so I can masturbate to it?

My mom was always really respectful when it came to this. My room's door was physically incapable of locking so I tried my best to keep my routine to either late night or very early morning.

One morning my mother opened my door without knocking while I was beating it in my computer chair. My desk was only a few feet from the door so she probably got a good eyeful, regardless of my very quick reflex of bending over my dick to take it out of view. She simply shut her eyes, and closed the door, during which she apologized for not knocking. She never brought it up again, there was nothing to talk about.

did you finish beating off? or was the moment lost?

nice fantasy kiddo

Was probably 14 and I didn't realize that I got caught during the act. Later as I was emptying the dishwasher my mom uttered something along the lines of: Do that shit on a Sunday morning when no ones awake.
I was just awkward and mostly silent at the time, obviously didnt listen and just took greater care in the future.

Jesus Murphy.

why cant you close the door while fapping, like a normal person ?

nah it was lost, I was softer than hour soaked cucumber. I finished getting ready for school and left the house.

the door was closed, I didn't know that needed to be specified.

>home alone with younger sister
>get a bit drunk/stoned together
>time for bed, she asks if she can sleep in my bed to keep warm
>worms start dripping out of her asshole
>oh god this is awful
>floods of cockroaches crawling out of her cunt
>I'm running round the room naked, stamping on roaches
>follow them down to the kitchen
>they're collecting last night's half-eaten spaghetti
>they carry it upstairs and start forcing spaghetti into my sister's vagina and anus
>she is bloated with roach nests and leaking tomato sauce from every orifice
>her nipples turn into meatballs
>I'm ejaculating a constant stream of warm Béchamel sauce over her Parma ham pissflaps
>suddenly wake up in Italian restaurant
>I just fucked my dinner
>worst day ever

I just masturbated for the first time today! I'm 22.

Tell me a time when you caught your mom masterbaking.

your medal is on the post to you user

Ive never been caught. though they found the porn i was looking at

>In the living room jerking it to porn on Wii browser.
>Hear front door unlock.
>Shitshitshit.jpg
>Power off and run upstairs like a bitch.

I was beating my meat while laying under my sheets in stealth mode because my mum was prowling around. once I started to finish, my mum walked in on me and came up to me and told me "good night" while I was cumming. She didn't suspect a thing because I was completely covered by my blanket. Scariest moment of my teenage life... True story.

it's only really a problem if it's horse porn and CP

Fake and gay

Wew lad

9/10. Could use Fresh Prince reference.

luckily it was early into my discovery of masturbation and nothing of that nature was found

She came out of her bedroom in the middle of the night to adjust the heat. She caught me on the living room couch, fapping away beneath her favorite blanket.

Thank God she didn't see the sharpie up my ass.

IIRC : "Make sure you wash your blanket."

Damn. Plz tell me moar.

>Was masturbaring to a friends GFs nudes that i stole when he plugged his phone in to charge
>Was very drunk and passed out with laptop on legs and dick out
>woke up to a cup of tea next to my bed
>mother brought me tea up while i was KO'd
>seen the pictures, seen my dick out, 10/10


She was drunk as shit one night and started fingering herself
pissed herself too
yes, i did fuck her and came so hard when she grabbed my asscheeks and pulled me in harder

still fap to it.

my mom never caught me fapping but my sister and her friend caught me cuming while watching bleu nuit and ask me what i was doing. i told them i was peeing and whent to bed with a dick covered in cum

Hello old Sup Forums. I've missed you.

No shame in it. I don't stop. She taught me how by giving me handy-J's as I got close to puberty while she bathed me... for too many years. ;p

>be 12
>find and steal one of grandma's vibrators
>took smallest
>my dumb ass thought she wouldn't notice if it was the small one
>she didn't mention it ever
>be in room a few months later
>cheap lock on door
>rubbing grandma's vibe on clit
>remember thinking how stupid i must be for liking it on the outside of my cunt
>on floor between bed and wall
>mom opens door and asks what I want for dinner
>peak my head over bed
>"I don't know. I'm not that hungry right now, mom"
>"user, what are you doing?"
>"cleaning under my bed"
>"it's about time"
>she walks out and closes my door
>close one
>must stop and get dressed
>cant
>must cum
>do

WTF? really? You are either really good at pulling bitches or you're asexual as fuck

tits + timestamp or never happen

Bro Wii browser for porn. I remember those days... Chromecast is a God send

My stepmom never caught me because she made damn sure I wouldn't jerk off...I had to shower with the door unlocked and she would constantly check in on me...if I was ever in the bathroom for what she thought was too long she'd practically bang the door down...I would be asleep and be woken up to my covers being torn off from her checking if my pants were still on, one time the sports illustrated swimsuit addition was laying in a pile of magazines in my bedroom I shared with three brothers, she saw it and flipped the fuck out on me...my stepmoms entire side of the family was told i was a rapist and they all thougt a was creepy pervert..I was not allowed to be in the same room as my stepsister after that because she though I would try something on her, this all happened up until I was 19 years old

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Underage faggots

I'm 20, been masturbating since 10. Never got caught

good , i belive you

thats fucked up

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Got anymore with that story?

not taht guy completely different person. there was no cp but there was PLENTY of horse porn. all i got was "thats not normal" i found out how to delete cookies and browsing hisrtory VERY soon after that. also this was like 10 years ago and we only had one computer for our house. i had to sneak down at like 2 in the morning to very carefully jackoff.
there was also some piss play and furry shit there, but thank god that was a passing fad

are you fuking crazy? you have like the 15% of the batteri. put this phone in the charger crazy bitch

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Haven't been caught yet. I've been alarmingly close to being caught though.

>19
>Still live with parents
>Parents go to work. Home alone for a while before I need to go to college and then work.
>Whole house is fucking cold. Need a warmer place to do this than my room.
>The closet it my parents' room is warm and has plenty of space.
>Prop up my phone where it's in view, turn on some porn and start doing the do.
>Dog downstairs starts barking like he does whenever someone comes through the door.
>Start hearing footsteps coming up the stairs.
>Shit.
>I bring a towel to lay on whenever I do this to clean up with when I'm finished, so I wrap up in that and quickly run for the bathroom right next to the room.
>Make it outside of her room. Run right into her.
>Asks what the fuck I am doing in a towel in her room.
>Gotta think fast.
>Make up an excuse that I just got done showering like I do every morning and was looking for clothes since she did everyone's laundry this time.
>"Oh. Okay."
>Let out a mental sigh of relief. Get clothes from my room and change
>Can't stop thinking about how fucking close that was.
>Decide to never do that again. Do it in my own room or in the bathroom from now on.

At the time yeah. so what?

When I was 16 my aunt was staying over. I was jacking off to some facial vidz when she comes walking in.

I like the tits :)

you know the wii is like 10 years old, right?

she caught me watching this youtube.com/watch?v=ZVtfbjaPxN0

>spend night at friends house
>come home
>get yelled at
>my mom cleaned my room while I was gone
>found my secret dildo
>apologize
>say I didn't know what it was for and thought it was cool
>lie
>don't get it back obvs
>try to use my fingers but it's not the same
>start shoving random objects up my pussy

I have it hooked up to my laptop and is charging

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thank you

My aunt kind of stands back for a second, then says shhh and closes the door behind her.

What objects?

Got any other pics?

where the fuck are all these femanons coming from

outside, someone close the fuking door

youre welcome.
would love to see more :">
got kik?

i remembered boy in middle school giggling about Sup Forums and then my current bf showed it to me. Why spend hundreds on therapy when I can just show my tits on the internet and talk about my childhood here

How many brothers and sisters do you have? Ever walked in on them?

>be 15
>wake up one afternoon and find myself home alone
>sweet, i dont get to fap at this hour very often
>family is most likely out grocery shopping so i cant take too long
>5 minutes into fapping at computer in my room, i hear our car pull up
>shit, godda finish this really quick before parents come in
>go into maximum overfap, trying my hardest to cum ASAP
>hear footsteps coming towards house, then front door opening
>oh god im so close i just need 30 more seconds
>for some reason the danger of the situation was really fucking hot so i took the risk and kept going
>i can feel the cum bubbling up from the base of my cock
>suddenly my mom opens my bedroom door
>the door is directly to the left of me, so she has basically a perfectly view of everything
>barely even notice the door opened because as soon as it did, huge globs of cum started shooting out of my cock and into the air.
>holyfuckingshit.jpg
>mother just stood there in the doorway watching me cum
>she waited until i completely finished orgasming before closing the door back.
>i just kind of sat there for a few minutes trying to process what just happened
>thought things would be awkward but she just pretended like it never happened.

>I never got caught jacking it, but related story nevertheless
>be 14
>get one of the 1st kindles for my birthday
>use it for a while
>smartphones become a thing so I abandon it
>my mom starts to use it
>fine by me
>April Fools Day comes around
>decide to mess with mom for shits and giggles
>get on it the night before and fill it to the brim with tranny porn (hard to find on Amazon libraries btw)
>Dad catches me doing it and takes i away cuz strict parents
>he hides it somewhere
>he has no idea what was being put on there since he can't use technology for shit
>fast forward 6 months
>my mom wants to talk to me
>ok sure
>shows me the kindle full of tranny porn and asks me to explain
>tell her it was an April Fools joke gone wrong
>she doesn't believe me
>mfw my mom thinks I fap to tranny porn to this day

That is very interesting, In fact, I find you interesting.

hairbrushes, highlighters, kitchen utensils, bottles, cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, my barbie's legs, those giant bubble wand cases, probably a bunch more things I've forgotten. It got really bad, when I tried everything I could from my house. I would always try something at who ever's house I would go to.

Who?

why did you think that was a good idea
i mean, kek
but why

>barbie legs
>highlighters

Shoved in a vagina

Oh no

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I don't know what disturbed her more.
1) I was fapping in her room.
2) I was using her panties to fap with
3) The panties I was using, she was wearing before she want to sleep.
4) I woke her up by hitting her with my seman while groaning.
5) She realized I was able to see her whole body because I gently pushed up her night shirt and took her panties while she slept.


To this day, I wonder which one of those things upset her. I think just one of those things was over the line, right?

I have two younger brothers. Am the oldest and only girl. Different dad, same mom.
My brother recently turned 11 and I walked in on him and his tablet. Little fuck tried to play it off, but I had to shut that shit down. He was watching that lego porn shit on youtube. roblox?roblokx? you know

My mom would have found it funny, but when she finds it 6 months after April fools it doesn't seem believable. Especially since I was stuttering and looking around while trying to explain myself.

The young lady.

Tell us more

it was that recent trap thread... wasn't it?

be honest user

and Finley Field to make ya feel better

kek

I was jerking off with my headphones on and my door open it was loud enough I couldn't here my mum walk in with the Laundry I didn't notice she was coming into my room until I was saw her staring at me in my door
way while I was cumming she still just walked in like nothing happens and just throw me a towel to clean up she didn't even care just told me if I was going to jerk off just don't use the good towels to clean up I got other strories if anyone is interested

I would put them in ziplock baggies before I shoved em up there tho

There goes any chance of being an aunt

oh thanks

Ow. Jeez.

That is how mothers SHOULD react to masturbation. Can't make babies or get bugs by releaving a sex drive like that. Kudos to your mother, she is awesome.

post vagina!!!

It is my pleasure. I am a bit stoned and listening to pizzagate info.

All of those are cool, you prolly didn't knock, you fucking disrespectful bastard

I fucking swear that little brother is autistic. he's getting tested in school next month for confirmation

>be 17
>I live 30 minutes from my friends and just broke up with my at the time girlfriend
>feeling lonely
>mothers day
>see some qt's on here
>ttl thread
>fapping to dem ttl girls
>looking at dat ass
>it's late
>see something on her ass
>watdo
>zoom in to see what it is
>she had a hair sticking out from her cheeks
>kek
>I hear footsteps
>ohshit.jpg
>turnaround.png
>see mom
>kek
>she says "what the hell are you doing!"
>watdo.swf
>"looking at pictures mom"
>11/10 response
>mom says "happy mothers day to me"

I was fucking stupid. Made myself bleed a few times but still kept at it every other day

I'm high too

never caught me fapping. She did walk in on the first blowjob i ever received. She opened the door, turned around. She never said anything about it ever, but its always stuck with me that my mom saw my 15 year old girlfriend fingering her butthole with my cock in her mouth.

What turns you on the most while masturbating?

You fucking kids, you don't know the difficulty of the olden times.

>be 14
>dad has massive collection of porn on 3.5" floppies
>takes 10 seconds to load one JPG
>each disk stores maybe 30 JPGs
>have to carefully put everything back where I found it
>steal weird porn books from my parents bedroom
>decide to keep one because it's amazing
>one day it's gone
>thehuntbegins.jpg
>found in my brother's room
>steal it back
>goes back and forth like this for ages
>one day it's really gone
>found later back in my parents bedroom
>steal it again
>never a word was spoken of it by anyone
>find VHS porn in parent's bedroom
>have my own VCR in basement bedroom but it's too far to put it back quickly if people come home
>have to wait for everyone to be gone
>jacking in living room on rare occasion everyone is gone
>constantly checking the window
>car rolls up
>ohshit.jpg
>have to eject tape and haul ass to parents bedroom and put it back
>never moved so fast in my life

You kids these days have it pretty damn easy. Then again so do I

>fucking disrespectful bastard
I didn't knock. I was being sneaky. *feels shame*

Why exactly did you mom take your vibrator?

Did you ever get a replacement or did you just keep a box of ziplocks on your person at all times until you went to college?

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never had my own mom catch me fapping.
but i did have my gfs mom catch me

it's gonna sound stupid, but talking to myself. Pretending that someone else is calling me a dirty slut and stuff like that