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>First time getting stoned

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have fun bro

Any advice for overcoming anxiety while stoned? I used to be able to smoke and be totally fine but that past couple of times my heart races and i get really anxious. No idea why. Any tips?

Same, maybe you inhale to much

I had the same problem. You may say I'm joking, but start doing exercise regularly. If you get anxious easily without a reason is primarily bc you're not as healthy as you may think. And then smoke as much as you want.

>first time getting stoned
>be 12
>between two classes
>try and hang out with the edgy older kids
>"hey user want to try it?"
>take a few puffs
>almost choke to death in between puffs
>feel nothing
>go to economy class
>sit down
>guy sitting in front of me knows
>he turns around and whispers
>"camel cock"
>start giggling like a retard
>have to be excused because I'm laughingso hard for so long that I get an asthma attack
>get to hang out stoned with qt school nurse pretending that I have bronchitis
All in all it was a good day

Congrats man, hoping to get some decent cheap shit tonight to relax after a long day of cleaning the house.

Smoke indica strains,you'll be more mellowed out

This for you OP.
I recorded when i took my first hit.
soundcloud.com/groundedforgood/last-joint-part-1

On my 9th day of a t break and smoking monday so im edging myself right now with weed related content

First time I smoked I did not get high.

Second time i did get high, this is what happened:

>16
> Start smoking, don't think I'm fucked up.
> Look around, realize I might be pretty fucked up.
> Go inside, uh oh, shiiiit.
> Dad wants me to look at shit on computer, can barely keep my shit together in front of him.
> Room is spinning very fast.
> Please stop spinning.
> Go watch a movie.
> Did not understand the movie plot and my vision felt blurly but it wan't?
> Boring as fuck.

I'm you in a couple of years.

These days I'll light up and if anxiety creeps in, I set it down, take a shower, and do something to take my mind off things - guitar in my case. My best friend also started getting anxiety problems, he stopped cold turkey. We're both doing ok now, but this seems to happen to almost everyone after a couple of years of heavy smoking.

You've just gotta go with it and stop fighting it, man.

It's 5:20am. Should I smoke another bowl?

ye

Thanks for the moral support user, I am high as fuck once again

> smoke 300€ of weed every month
> for 4 years without stopping a single day
> now weed is over
> my dealer is gone
> couldn't find a new dealer in 2 weeks
> 2 fucking weeks sober
> no matter how fucking hard i look for weed, i can't find any
> go on Sup Forums to chill
> find stoner thread
> mfw i have no face

>15
>got weed
>decided to make a bong
>had a bottle
>had a pen
>had a cone
>needed to secure cone to hollowed out pen
>decide to use Plasticine to secure cone to pen
>construct bong
>cut up weed with scissors
>pack the cone
>smoke the cone
>plasticine melts under heat
>get plasticine all over my fingers
>had to hold cone on pen to finish off
>coughed a puddle of saliva onto the ground
>watched american pie

I regret nothing

>first time getting stoney bologna
>be me
>14
>have older friend who is like a brother
>did I mention he sells weed?
>asks if we want to 420blazeit
>sure
>round up some friends, 2 had never got high, 1 had, 2 were stoners
>we need something to smoke it out if
>go to McDonald's because black stoner bro has an idea
>"how the fuck do we get a bong at McDonald's"
>niggerbro steals a vase from a table
>slings contents onto the wall to empty it
>they are real flowers with dirt inside
>haul ass outta there and back to my house
>construct bong with niggerbros help
>fast forward a few hours
>itstiem.jpg
>stonerbro meets us at my house, we go out back
>take like 8 big rips outta the McBong
>everyone's fucking toasted
>go inside as they were all planning to stay the night
>parents asleep, we raid the kitchen
>virginstonerbro finds one of those big ass cardboard things filled with goldfish crackers
>proceeds to open it like a fucking box
>were all laying around the front room watching some stupid shit on TV lmao'ing
>virginstonerbro looks me dead in the eyes
>proceeds to scream
>"GOLDIES FO' DAYS"
>dumps the whole fucking box on his face and the floor
>everyone keks themselves
>eventually fall asleep doing high nigga shit
>wake up the next morning
>3 foot circle of goldfish crumbs surrounding virginstonerbro who is still passed out
>wake everyone up
>eat
>get high again that night

I miss those days

My first time was nuts.
>it was my birthday
>little sister got me some cali og
>I never smoked before so I took it to my friends place
>he had a bunch of our other friends over
>we sat down around a table and packed a water bong
>friend got first rip to show me how
>I got second
>cough for 15 minutes
>everything slows way down
>can't hear anything
>I don't know the controls to my body anymore
>people are talking to me but I don't know what they are saying
>everyone gets up to get drinks
>I stand up and just stand in place for a while trying to keep balance
>finally make my way to the kitchen to join my friends
>hands me a glass of milk
>so fucking delicious
>my friends start to lose control and start acting crazy
>I get a little spooked and go back to the other room.
>half of us leave to go get snacks
>the rest of us stay back and listen to music
>music is the best high
>finally it starts wearing off
>I drive home cause school tomorrow
>never slept so well in my life

That was 5 years ago. I've been smoking ever since. It's just like what they say. It'll never be the same as your first time. Have fun man.

>first time getting stoned

>first time getting stoned
>be 17
>best friend is stoner and has been asking me to smoke with him for a few months
>decline always becasue dont want to do drugs
>finally accept after him asking for the 1000th time
>grab subway cuz I think ima have the munchies
>go over to his house
>grab bong and go to school at the bottom of his street
>hit the bong
>Hits me after about 10 secconds
>fall on the concrete laughing
>goes on for about 2 mins
>take another hit but dont finish it
>friend tells me to finish it
>I cough as im inhaling the smoke and spill bong water all over my friend
>we need to jump over a fence to get back to friends house, cant do it.
>spend 2 mins trying to jump over fence Im laughing so hard
>finally get over fence and my subway bag breaks and my sandwich falls on the ground. I still ate it,
>Go back to friends house,
>attempt to play rocket league but am too high
>fall on the floor laughing for some reason
>think about how there is water in the air just like how there is water at the bottom of the ocean and how the pressure at the bottom of the ocean is so much.
>cant get up becasue I think the pressure of the water in the air is holding me down
>eventually get up
>eat some food
>laugh at some tv
>went to bed, was a good night