Get me laid, Sup Forums.
Get me laid, Sup Forums
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Hi Sarah. Do you like rape?
Hey Sarah, how's it going?
OP here. Btw: dubs decide of course.
Hello sarah, I was wondering if you maybe wanted to go out sometime?
re-rollan this!
ayy lmao
Wag1 bitch. Wanna suck on ma nutsuck?
Whaaaaaaaazzzzzzup
Hey Sarah, want to maybe go out sometime this weekend?
Hey. Sorry it took so long to reply, I was on a date with this girl and didn't want to seem rude by texting someone else.
Hi Sarah. Are you as prude as you're biblical name?
I'm going to be straight forward. Let me lick your anus while I put peanut butter on my dick for my dog to enjoy.
What's popping in the hood?
re roll
Re roll
Sarah, wanna come with to see the new star wars movie?
Do you want to have a sexual relationship with me? I'm open to ideas.
Roll
Winar. Trips speaks
Hey gorgeous. What are you up to tonight?
Winrar
"Me and my brother Mike need wedding dates if you and a friend are looking for a romantic weekend of awkward conversations with our family followed by alcohol-induced pity sex with each other for 45 seconds after the ceremony
Heey, I was busy decapitating my kitten becouse I have this weird fetish were I like to see little animals expose to tremendous suffering. Anyway what's up?
Sorry It took so long to reply. I was helping my mom out because dad couldn't get a hard on without seeing my microsize penis inside of her. Family am I right?
Well well we'll
Get him laid not unliked, you idiot.
Dubs/trips decide dumbass.
kek
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DELIVER OP
Do you like mudkips?
Sarah, I was browsing YouTube and saw something beautiful, I want too share this moment with you youtu.be
Hi my name is Dave and I'm a huge faggot. I can't deliver because I'm too busy molesting cancerous retarded kids.
Rollski
Hey, Sarah
Faggot
FUCK IS THAT
Trigger, why do you call me Dave?
A video too show Sarah he is kind, sensitive and likes children.
Chicks love babies, puppies and all that shit.
M-MODS!
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Its just a massage pepe.
Kek.
OP is fag
yeah, that's not a viable method of coding the best course of action.
then again, you already failed when you asked the biggest den of weaboo sperglords on the internet to help you flirt.
Absolute utter faggot
op is a fag
lol fucking kys