Let's see how stupid you are

Let's see how stupid you are
Black to move and win

Blacks never win

In one turn or more?
I have a solution for more turns.

rook to F8
Next move of white doesn't really matter. Black wins

queen takes pawn infront of the white king.
dafuq this is izi

explain please..im a noob

If you do that, the king just takes the queen.
>you cant win in 1 move.

Bullshit

Doesn't work, D8 is covering the king

Then you just lose your queen due to the king taking it

The only way to win is not to play the game.

no checkmate in 1 move possible for black

B7 pawn to G1 wins

Re8

... u wot, m8?

Black moves but white will eventually win. Further board advancement with pawns and the king is well protected by pawns and rook.

yup puts the king in check rook has to take the other rook and the queen sweeps in for mate

That is a completely useless move and you lose the undefended pawn immediately.

C3 to C7 mofos

No one move mate is possible for black.

If black plays next, rook takes pawn on F2 will lead to mate.

Black uses
"Umad whitboi" H7 to B3

C2 to G2, what did i win?

king takes rook.

This. King cannot take queen bc he will put himself in check with the bishop

Kekd and checkd

yeah but that's a black bishop, like MLK, so he cannot skip lanes;-)

You're stupid.
..Rxb7
Re1
Rxe1
Rxe1# (checkmate)

think before talk.

thats a pawn or there are like 7 bishops in this game of chess

You're stupid.
..Rxb7
Re1
Rxe1
Rxe1# (checkmate)

think before talk.

sorry, the insult wasn't for you.

black... b8-f8
white... f2-f3
black.... f8xf3
white... g1-h1
black.. g6xg2 mate

quewn to d3

black pulls the gun he stole from law abiding white peoples house and shoots whites player

black wins in one move

Move queen to f3 and then move the rook on e7 to f7

No really, it's a bishop on my screen. What's wrong with your phone

Best is tower 4 moves to left. Then you loose pawn but attach pawn at queen

Sup Forums comes in and makes a "Umad White boi" thread and black win by distraction

If i where the white, i'd lay a bucket of KFC to trap the niggers king

white won't play e3, it's weak. I suggest Qg3 and your attack is over

Take it anywhere from there*

i could see how you think thats a bishop, but there are 3 on the board. its a pawn

i mean e3 sorry

...

flip chessboard over

black wins because chess is fucking retarded

just move the queen to g2

F3

This

yeah that would work
although not in 1 move

edgy

YOU are retarded. chessboard isn't flip, we see it from back's view... Learn hjow to play.

quads wasted on getting your queen killed

quads of retardation

Learn how to spell jow, dumbass

no
i can play Qg3. Your attack is done

same user here. The answer is Re8. Try to counter that. I'll win.

Qg3 is illegal move dumbass

Rf8 Rf1 R2xf2 Rxf2 Qb1 check wins

rook to b7 take the pawn

is it true that horse can move 2 times per move? i read it in the book. And tower can only move to other side? There is some kind of special rule for soldier also.

that's still a check on white in the next move Re1

Checkmate.

Vlad, get your slav chess and go KYS pls.

solid from the start again how about pawn to g3

this board will lead to a stalemate, assuming equivalent skill between players.

OP is a retard.

who fuckin cares

once trump builds the wall persian games like chess will no longer be allowed in best country in the world

Rook b1 to e1 to form a vertical column. You can't force any single series of moves to mate in particular but every 5-7ish series I see from there ends in black mate

If you can't prove it, you're wasting everyone's time with b8

pawn to g3 doesn't block the check, thus is an illegal move.

if you can't see the truth for yourself, you're wasting everyone's time with lack of intelligence.

move along, boy.

Then you have missed the entire point of the thread. Why even post? I could just as easily say white wins. Prove me wrong.

checked for bad move

i mean from the first move of rook to e8 that last set of moves is definite win. im not a chess guru or nothing

This.
These people are fucking idiots.

eventually you trade rooks with that move.

f3? Qxg2 mate

or you lose your queen

what is this bullshit anyway?

this is for control of the interwebs. very important shit

so tell me what do you gain by pawn to G3 after Rb8? A bit more maneuver space for white king, yes. That is easily countered by Qe4 though.

Queen to d3. Nothing looks dumber than a confident idiot. Nice b8.

This isn't even autism...
Are you currently medicated?

Depends if he fails for the queen bait, but there are a lot of possibilities

Then rook moves up. Checkmate.

then king to h3

Queen to G3 checkmate

Queen takes pawn in front of white king, checkmate

Oh. Queen to D3 is the solution to OP's problem. Good job. You win!

Which one is the king?

I have too many chess scenarios going in my head now fuck

gets taken by the other rook

Kh3 is illegal though....

If you play QD3 then white plays Rock B4 to D4, which is now protected by queen, you get in sticky situation, if you push RF8, then white Rock can capture because rock is not protected by queen.

after Rf8, Rf2, then Qg2 check mate

Fuck I hate you Sup Forums

Saged.
The Game.

Cucks.

not if the king moves up to the spot left by the pawn

Not if the other rook just took the queen

Queen to G2 kills the pawn but then persuades the king with a titjob, the white king is too old and due to all that action he ends up having a heart attack, checkmate.

i wouldnt move that rook. its protected by the queen

that's Kg2, not Kh3, and is already protected by the black queen, so illegal again.

this

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There's no need for all this further discussion. Queen to d3 is the solution. It guarantees a black win in fewest possible moves. The end.