Ask someone who just stabbed a prostitute anything.
Ask someone who just stabbed a prostitute anything
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how did that dick in your butt feel?
whats the deal with airplane food?
did you pay the prostitute for her services?
what's your full name and what city do you live in?
Why did you stab a prostitute?
yes i did
Nice try FBI
She tried to scam me after we had finished fucking
christopher poole
i live in new york
well she probably felt scammed after giving her that sub par penor
why do you think ted bundy is john wayne gacy?
i payed her for the works, blowjob, sex and finishing on her face. Which she said would be 250. After we finished she ramped the price up to 750 and said if i didn't pay would claim rape. Shit got out of hand so i ended up stabbing that bitch in her thigh.
Sarcasm
>was it fatal
>what did you stab her with
>are you prepared to get arrested
ok cool, if the fbi shows up at your door it's just a coincidence definitely not related to anything here
i think you mean Al bundy
I have no idea, this happened only 2 hours ago
Kitchen knife
Well she doesn't know my real name or address so i hope i'm in the clear
Would a movie about dinosaurs fighting terrorism be too autistic for wide release
depends on what species of dinosaur
If front of thigh she's not dying. If she goes to the hospital, somebody will end up looking for you, pimp or cops.
Why do you feel the need to lie anonymously on the internet?
its not like its hard to disprove the accusations. they can easily go through her phone and find out that she a hooker. shed go to jail for false accusations and prostitution. you dun goofd.
>Gary Ridgeway
and now op will face assault charges
What country OP?
Are you Jack the Ripper?
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I got her on the upper inner thigh, Last time i saw her she was crying on the floor but i saw no blood.
Prostitutes can still be raped. If she says to police i forced myself on her, despite her line of work, it's still a crime
Why do you make up stories to tell to strangers on the internet?
youre not understanding what im saying. its hard to prove that someone raped you. and in your case it wasnt rape.
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US
Believe me or not, I don't care
It's hard to run that through your head when you're being extorted and threatened. I have a family, wife, 2 sons and a daughter, i wasn't going to lose them for some skank.
Still non-fatal, but she's probably in PACU by now talking to cops. If by some miracle of god you're not bullshitting, start watching your back
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so youre gonna hurt her, leaving evidence of the crime that you commited, fleeing the scene. yourre in more trouble than her falsely accusing you. and now you claim to have a wife, you deserve whats coming to you
Unless you want me to run back and snap a picture of the wound, how am i supposed to have evidence when the knife was stuck in her thigh when i left and i drove straight home?
Do you own a silver fireaxe? Also, are you incredibly mentally unstable?
>wasn't going to lose them for some skank
Then why get a hooker in the first place? Obviously you don't care to some degree
She made threats that could ruin my life.
Surely there won't be that much evidence?
I wanted to let out a little steam with another girl, is that seriously so bad?
lol fucking this. his wife is probably tired of pleasing his dongle
cheap, easy and I probably won't see them again in my life. I just wanted the rush of fucking someone who isn't my wife for the first time in 3 years.
im assuming you didnt have gloves on when you stuck her with the knife. im assuming you called her with your cell phone or email contact. yeah youre fucked
I didn't use gloves but my hand were really sweaty from the sex, surely that would mean the fingerprints wouldn't stick to the handle?
It was actually through a second phone i had bought, i couldn't use my main because my wife would have noticed something.
good luck. post your wifes tits, since you dont care about her
That'll be a comforting thought in court, Your wife will probably be there for the proceedings too
You're not quite smart enough to be committing felonies at the drop of a hat, are ya?
hey man i love my wife, just because i fucked 1 prostitute doesn't mean i don't care about her. A lot of married men cheat at some point
Could you not get it up?
OP, what would you do when the police comes?
I'm genuinly asking. In the event that cops turn up what will your story/alibi/whatever be?
Did she Peg you first
Any pics of the hooker? You'd obviously have some, unless a blind date is your way of blowing steam.
If this does come back to me. I'll say that she assaulted me and that it was self defence.
why were you with a prostitute?
>A lot of married men cheat at some point
oooh thats a good one, use that in court too, when shes taking all your shit.
have you got a way to prove that what you claim is true and you didn't just go there and stabbed her in cold blood?
If your wife went out and paid to get railed by a stranger behind your back I don't think you'd be so lighthearted about it. She'll have plenty of time to cheat on you in a 2-4 year sentence.
Let off steam
When are you going to tell me the chivalry is dead and tip your fedora at me? Being married is stressful and cheating isn't that bad.
I'll injure myself somehow and claim it was her.
you know op would pay to watch
Photos or it didn't happen
You say "she" but who knows nowadys whats it like banging a post op ?
unless you do it straight away, they'll be able to tell you injured yourself at a later point. m8, i think you greatly underestimate the situation and I hope i'm just falling for bait here
you know, they can tell if its self inflicted. do you think they just see bruises or scars they believe you ?
>let off steam
Have you always attempted to ruin you and your family's lives when stressed?
Best response on 4can right now.
Your fingers prints are on that knife I promise
>cheating isn't that bad
Nigga look where it just got you
I think the real story was he lay on his back waiting for a bj and got a fist in the ass instead
You chiling Casey?
OP Here.
You're all retards.
>accused of rape
>decides the best course of action is to ramp it up to rape and assault/attempted murder
Your story's thin, even for a retard
Closer to the truth than OP's story
and he used a kitchen knife, which he probably took from home. so they'll easily link it to that aswell
I mentioned this earlier, banged a post up and got fisted hence the violence
This is not me
I didn't take it home.
oh no, i cant believe i fell for this.
you almost made me worry user. I love you
Why are the slashes facing two different directions?
i said took from home, i imagine you have a set of knives
because he knows that people will lose their shit on the slashes being wrong
It was one of her knives from her kitchen
OP youre fucked. Theyre gonna find you easily if this isnt bait. Like really easy. You should have stabbed her in the throat and jacked her shit instead. Theres no way youre not going to prison if this isnt bait
>A hooker is gonna go to the police
ohhh youre really fucked, finer prints everywhere
Is that supposed to be a better idea?
Also
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
even if bait, still fun to pretend.
Like i said, the sweat could have made my finger prints wipe off or she might not even go to the police. I'm 80% in the clear
>implying people took the bait
You haven't even proven you're OP.
No, the better idea would have been paying her and leaving, but if hes gonna stab someone he might aswell do it right
>fucking hookers
>wasn't going to lose them for some skank.
You've already started down that path, user.
do you even know who christopher poole is?
fuckin newfag
Sounds like a big guy
He isn't OP I am.
My first instinct was to stab her in the chest but I thought that would land me in a lot more hot water, so i went for the leg.
>my hand were really sweaty from the sex, surely that would mean the fingerprints wouldn't stick to the handle
Oil and water, mate.
Plus there's the DNA. On the knife, and elsewhere. Plus the hair they can recover.
If there's evidence gathered and analyzed and they can locate you, you're fucked. Maybe you get lucky, maybe not.
kek
sorry op
I also stabbed a hooker once,in the ass with my dick. No blood,not sure if she lived or not......
almost sure she died many years later.
Gee thanks Mr. Law-man!
I'm sure they're arresting this completely anonymous person as we speak.
>how to unrape sister
gets me every fucking time
>santa cuck porn
did you report yourself for being a major fag?