Boarding plane to Japan

>boarding plane to Japan
>look in cockpit
>see this

wat do?

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You hope that she's not the captain.

Ask her if she wants to join the mile high club obviously.

put dick out.

Yell WALLAH WACKBAR

Put the cock in pit.

this + turn around in disgust

How about instead of fantasy op you actually go out and get a woman?

I didn't know they had cuntpits too.

"aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen, m'lady!?"

Google when the crimson chin got a sex change

"where is the pilot?"

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize this plane was number one"

The CIA is now an enemy of Trump's. Can't get much worse for Trump now. He may not be inaugurated.

Calm your tits, Trumpcucks, because:

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cnn.com/2016/12/10/politics/donald-trump-response-russian-hacking/index.html

Assuming she already hasnt.

KEK

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underrated

fucking
10 out of 10

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2 stripes = just another ugly flight attendant

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Knock her out, jack off, yell snackbar and put the plane in a steep dive so I can recieve 72 beautiful virgins.

yeah your right that dash 8 isnt' gonna make it to japan.... good call

That's a fucking Dash 8. If you plan to go to Japan with that, expect to arrive after one eternity.
>1.1k NM range
>Service ceiling 25k ft

You could spend those days with fucking her in every way known to mankind.

Maybe the flight is from Korea to Japan

ALOHA SNACKBAR

I don't get it.

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Fuck off, Amy Schumer. You weren't much chop as a comedian and now I just feel scared that you're my pilot.

do a 360 degree turn and get out of there

Turn 360 and walk away

>that webm
How the fuck does that even happen?

1000 hours in photoshop

I'm already sort of suicidal.
Not that I'd go out of my way to cause it, but if some accident were to just kill me, I wouldn't mind that much.
So this works out well for me.

>i wouldnt mind that much
wow user you sure are a stone cold mofo haha can i get ur autograph????/

>Turn 360 and walk away
this

Sit in left seat because I'm the Captain. Force finger blond bitch the whole way and threaten to give her bad evaluations if she complains.

How would she be able to put the engines on fire from inside?

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try to make her your girlfriend and get rejected. . .from the plane

Leave your fuel dump open and toss cigarette out window, fucking duh...

turn 720 degrees and walk away

Yeah that's not how planes work. You're also not allowed to smoke on a plane.

tell that to the plane

you're also not allowed to crash them into building but people still do it

ask if this is the cuntpit

Ok you might get to smoke a cig but there is no way to open a window or door midflight.

And why would she do that? Set a plane on fire that she is supposed to navigate.

tell that to British Airways flight 5390 pilot

Turn and leave the plane. If I can see inside the cockpit, that represents a severe deficiency in security protocol, and I don't want to die halfway over the pacific ocean.

Jesus. I was kidding.

I'm about to hit y'all with some science. If you had a gallon of gasoline in a bucket and a lit cigarette, you could actually extinguish the cigarette in the gasoline without it exploding. This is because gasoline in liquid form does not burn. It has to be vaporized. I do not recommend trying this. do not try this. It's extremely dangerous and stupid because it's volatile which just means it rapidly vaporizes. Which is why it's explosive.

turn left heading 180, turn right heading 360, repeat until somebody removes you and takes you to a hospital.

She has

>you can put out a cig in a bucket of gasoline without it exploding.

>Dont try, may explode.

Parachutes. DB cooper parachuted out.

what if i droped a red hot steel beam in the gasoline?

Does it say anywhere that your 72 virgins are female or is it only assumed???

by being a filthy, uneducated hobo

does it matter?

the gasoline would vaporize to nerve gas

ok

is this pic real?

I dont get it! Is it a cultural thing?

Hope she's single and flirt like hell. Pilots make bank.

What if I light the cigarette under water, poor gas on top of the water and raise the cigarette to the gas? Would the cigarette go out?

>360 degree

You would end facing the same cockpit since 360° is a full circle, dickhead

>ALOHA SNACKBAR
FUCKING HELL MAN ARE YOU NUTS

put my cock in her pit

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With a chin like that, there is no way she isn't the daughter of Jay Leno.

feed it a carrot

how can one single man be this fucking retarded
my sincere apologies

couldn't describe it any better

Captains on international or cross country flights make bank.

Your regional pilot flying you from atlanta to chicago is not making bank. Especially if they are first officer. The longer you stay in and move up the chain, the better off you get paid, but you are also mandatory retired early. Starting out commercial pilots make shit for money, and if they had to take out loans for their flight training they are going to be eating fucking beans for a while.

Source: went to a University flight school with professional programs in aviation. Expensive as fuck, unforgiving as fuck, for a job that pays fuck for a long time.

>THE MEME

>HR finally accepted my request for an in flight blow job.
>spend next 14 hours watching movies and getting sucked off....

Copilot sits on the left.
She is on the right.

I have had 3 flying lessons.

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You should of joined the army.