Would you join my crew?

Would you join my crew?

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most certainly
borg pussy, here i come!

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Trapped on the other side of the galaxy with a sadistic and incompetent cunt of a captain? No thanks.

>sadistic and incompetent cunt of a captain
Explain, pls. Janeway was the best captain the Federation ever had.

If you bring hot lesbians from prison with you, sure.

sign me up, get me off this fucking planet

Bitch, please.

Yes. If there is a slot for a communications NCO.

Well, it's not like I had much choice

this man gets it

also, I'm watching DS9 as I post

I touched an EPS conduit

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Discipline me, mama janeway

Depends. Can you still do warp 10?

Some crewmen might be...

Alright! You can start off as ensign doing janit--custodial detail.

Hey Benjamin.

There *could* be an 'opening' soon.

It was either join or stay in that detention center.

Hi Jean-Luc.

Holodeck 2.

We agreed not to try that again.

Are there any openings or have all the positions been filled

We still have a few openings in Engineering and the Sciences.

>be me
>want to get into star trek
>wheredoibegin.jpg
>ask around Sup Forums thread
>"Defo The Next Generation"
>"Defo start at the season 2 finale"
>ok.jpg
>I follow his advice
>I can't sit through the episode
>mfw I realize what he did to me

If you're here I hate you you cunt.

I want to rub his wish granting head

>Be Janeway
>Strands not only her crew, but the Maquis crew, the Equinox, and countless others in the delta quadrant
>And by crews, I mean what's left of them, since many died being dragged across the galaxy
>Refuses to take advantage of technology presented to her several times by hiding behind the Prime Directive
>Yet openly violates the same directive when it suits her warped sense of values
>Straight-up murders Tuvix
>A member of her crew develops the technology to get home in an instant, stops all research because it turns people into lizards, something that is totally reversible
>Oppresses and terrorizes a young ensign for no reason. Either motivated by racism or just because she gets off on it
>Encounters a species that has the ability to wipe out the Borg. Sides with the Borg, when later that same species is shown to be highly intelligent, reasonable, and almost friendly
>Wipes out decades of history because her Borg-bottom bitch gets fragged and life just isn't worth living without a big-titted cyborg to clean the shit out of your asshole.

I could go on and on...

Can I be ship cook instead of Neelix?

If not, can ANYONE be ship cook INSTEAD of Neelix?

I want to join your crew, what do I need to do to get a shot at Ezri?

I did what I had to do.

WHY am I a SLAVE?

That's not every nice.

FUCK YOU SPACE GYPSY NOONE COULD STAND YOUR COOKING YOU FFFFFFFFFUCK

TRAVIS REPORTING FOR DUTY!

allow me to engineer my dick into seven

Impossibruuu. I've had a three-way with both Ezris, the normal and alternative universe ones. Shit was cash, brah.

>tfw just finished re-watching DS9
Man, It was just such a great ride

Currently re-watching enterprise. I never understood why it got shit on so hard

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I'd enter her jeffries tube.

Im a nuclear physicist, I alone have proof that jesus is real.

Ensign Kim reporting for duty

Be glad you're not a sex-hologram.

done, ensign it is, when do we leave

I'd prefer it if you didn't.

your crew you say?

You ship is shit and looks like a vag. Get a look at the beast i Captained at the end of TNG.

You seem upset. Are you?

>nuclear
>jesus
Oh, sorry. We stopped using both of those things a while ago.

...Harry....

In about 30 minutes.

You mean Kim #2 from the Other Voyager, reporting for duty.

You CUCK

perfect, off we go!

THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE #1!

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No thanks, I like to work alone.

Do you allow cheeki breeki on your ship?

only if I can kidnap you, take you beyond warp 10 and have mutant salamander babies with you

No because you literally got lost in space for years.

Meat Man
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I see this thread originated from the Beta Quadrant

reporting for duty

When did...."he" graduate from the Academy?

Yeah, I think we *just* ran out of room...

Yeah, but I got us back, right?

this is now a Neelix thread

you have nano probes, I have a Macro probe

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Yes.

What's wrong with the Beta Quadrant?

Best captain

you're cooking on a ship that's like 95% human, you fish-faced, chicken-haired, grinch-bearded mongoloid fucking sperglord, how about some goddamn motherfucking normall-ass STEAK FOR ONCE!

shove your alien mutant spices up your own arsehole and give someone else anaphylactic shocks

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Gradute? Lady you've got to be joking, you can not contain The Boris.

I need to....do some scans.

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I loved he was a...

Swift Tailor....

Well, that's not nice at all.

me too, it's new on netflix

Neelix, put some clothes on.

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I AM THE CAPTAIN!

oi boris, do not join crew, is least slav crew in quadrant and has not even mayonez.
lots of blyat. not even vadim is this bad

Where shall I sit?

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No, look at me.
>I'm the captain now.

Preferably *under* the ship.

better set it to a wide area scan

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It's space, well as much as you know it to be. There is no up, down, above or under...

even already perfect uniform for engineering, make ship go warp opa

The underrated Dax

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>mr. Boris, prepare for warp 8!
>PIZDEC!!

if she is looking to get gangbanged and creampied by a few i am in, i want to spray my seed all over her

i hear the warp nacelles have a nice and cozy plasma stream going through them, i bet it's comfy in there

JUST DO IT!

Stop cryin.

Another outburst like that, and your first duty will be Brig Detail.

you need me a nun, and make you Catholics.

>Yeah, but I got us back, right?

Eventually...

That's all that matters.

Hey picard...

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...and we're off!
Helm, set course for the Badlands, Warp 9.

Gross

>fuck

Find a male captain then maybe

Ha! Do you really think you can tell a, what's the word? A God, yeah I rather much like that, what to do. Maybe I misjudged you Janeway, maybe you do have a pair after all...

Yes

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I do not recall that episode.