Waifu claiming thread -Operator user special edition
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The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>The Mortality rate of smoking is 18,5 years
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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youtu.be
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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on Sup Forums who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
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カラミチーマス
Sameji claim'd
Haha! So funny! Why don't you Just fuck off and stop posting here you normie!!
Gaijin actually do this?
[x] Doubt
I mean I've seen some ACTUAL weeaboos and they don't seem THAT bad.
>missed Operator user
I require the most recent group /waifu/ image
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I don't know what you're talking about specificity, but I didn't order anything anime related.
none are relevent
welcome back everyone
yeah, he left really fast, didn't even say bye
There is none
Whoops. I pressed post too early. I ordered that extra long anime body pillow.
I'm pretty sure I recall you mentioning something of the sort.
See
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Still here
HAHAH FUNNY JOKEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Don't care how old it is
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>he can't accept that these are pure cringe threads
>extra long anime body pillow
>not choosing the loli size
pleb
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>he thinks these edits are cute/ funny
>he's a grown man who never showers
Yes, you posted something, what about it?
I need you to protect me.
Do you mind if I ask what country are you from?
He's American, says a lot doesn't it
Federal regulations require me to put this here, we'll be hiring a tard wrangler soon to make sure they don't start biting
>#A000A0
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At least I'm not getting blown to bits in the name of political correctness
another cute gif
welcome back smug
That would be the most recent one i have.
Only 3 or 4 people on this pic are coming to the thread now though
>Chara
>he keeps posting 3/10 girls
>he only likes them because they are Asian and he's a weeb
>he would shit his adult diaper if these girls so much as looked in his direction
I think you're probably talking about the Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya light novel, I don't want to reveal my power level buying it.
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655520?!
>when non Americans are victims of a terrorist attack
HAHAHAHAH
Oh so Americans ARE that dumb.
I'm Japanese-English. I live in Japan.
These women are beautiful. Filthy american dog prefers disgusting fat pigs over superior Nihonjin women.
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Claiim
Plug it into a color picker
youtu.be
Hes American, 19 and relies on Daddys money, job and goid will. Lives in a trailer too.
Damn. You're SUCH a weeb that you pretend to be Japanese online. America is superior to that joke of a country anyway. They backed down like little pussies after we bombed the shit out of them. Now any time they are in trouble, guess who has to fly in and save the day? The same country that melted Japanese faggots to the pavement hahahahahahah
Yes, that was it.
A sound choice as well.
We should start a family.
Dark Magenta...
basically Rorys color
Yeah, the same country that got buttfucked by farmers in Vietnam
YLYL thread? I'll start
YLYL
>Japan is better than America
>mfw
claming umi
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>he thinks bragging about something the entire planet including the USA found horrific is a point
Such an edgy faggot
>when Japanese people mess with Americans
>when you know Japan is utter shit compared to its big brother, America: the post
SJW faggot pretending to be Japanese
Don't claim you like anime if you don't know what THIS is
You asked for numbers in hex, I delivered.
>mfw americans cant even decide on a joke or a time bomb for their president
It's not mine?
How could you have done this to me?
I'm curious, how is America Japan's brother?
Heh, I'm not a weeaboo.
At least we don't get a terrorist attack every few weeks. At least Japan doesn't act like world police and get involved in every war like stupid America.
>when america gets butthurt about us sinking their battleship.
>us
Post a pic of yourself right now. I bet you 2 atomic bombs you won't do it because you're pic related
Not enough Yodel.
Do you get annoyed when you get called a weeb regardless the fact you are full blooded Asian?
>believing his online fantasy life
Needs more throat singing
youtu.be
How close do you think it is?
I am back
I won't post a pic because I don't need to prove anything to you, filthy gaijin
Anyway I'm a haafu so I don't even look Japanese.
Also don't Americans just adore our culture? Why else would a huge chunk of anime fans originate from America?
Also someone's jealous they aren't fucking beautiful women.
Stay mad, Gaijin
Yeah,
Are you nihonjin, or a different kind of Asian? East or western asian?
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hello back, i am ceiling
post urself first with a timestamp, then I'll post myself
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>fat American virgin trying THIS hard to seem like he's Japanese
You're gayer than this man
Please explain. I don't remember ever starting one.
Chinese and Viet.
You already know who I am and what I look like. Do we need to start a 1000 reply argument again
I didn't know my dad browsed this board
Prove it.
SHES MINE
MINE MINE MINE
I WAS GONNA POST MAMIMI FAGGOT
good choice.
I know I have to prove in the guy in the pic give me one second. In the mean time wallow in the fact that you're all lonely virgins while I'm about to go home from work to my girlfriend, something none of you have but you all wish for deep down
Thanks
>honey can you take this pic of me holding this puece of paper? I need to prove to the online people I am who I am again
3DPD
>Wanting a whore that leeches off your money and eventually cucks you
Top kek, normalfags are truly braindead
I'm waiting.
Welcome back
No, she pays for his food
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No, you have betrayed my trust. You're not the same person I married.
And besides, I need to go take a shower now.
>eventually cucks you
she already has, being ploughed by a nigger he's friends with
Thanks user
Can I ask what waifu you claim so I can properly say hi
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Claimed ^^
>he's convinced himself this is true to justify his years of rejection and virginity
>it's a coping mechanism to reject women before they reject you
Whew laddy, let the (you)s roll in
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>still hasn't fixed his eyebrows
>still can't grow a full beard
you know what a razor is, right? pls fix this shit, you make me ill
I was wondering something user.
If your life is so great,
why do you keep coming back here to make fun of people you can't stand?
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because he's lonely and desperate for interaction with someone who isn't cheating on him or a coon
Good boy. I don't know what you guys were talking about I just wanted to make you post your face. You must really care about whatever point you were trying to make. Anyway now I'm here and you're taking commands...
Tits or gtfo.
Any bitch who'd attention whoring has to follow the rules of Sup Forums
Oh hey
Where is your namesync?
Is 100 lbs fat?
Last time I checked average weight in America was 200? I'm not sure, let me check...
That pic proves that Americans are subhuman filth
ふざける な、あほ
Cool. So your relatives buttfucked
's country?
He'll make something up, along the lines of "I'm bored so I make fun of them.. Nurr.."