You pick a superpower, other anons limit it

You pick a superpower, other anons limit it

Time travel

The ability to make people orgasm by pointing at them.

At a rate of 1 second per second

Not being a nigger

however, you also orgasm yourself (spunk your pants)

Makes you sterile for a week for everytime you do it

>ifunny

Strechy powers

Only if you are related to them

Teleportation

as before, each time you time travel you spunk your pants

but you also have to point at a picture of Nicholas Cage having sex with ur dad

each teleport causes you to spunk pants

Ability: inable to spunk pants

These both just make it more awesome.

You can only teleport to wherever Nicholas Cage is standing with his balls on your forehead.

you cant travel faster than time already travels
You are basically just a normal human

Superhuman Intelligence

pretty sick when you think it through

...

Everybody thinks you are a complete retard and nobody will ever take you serious

Ability to manipulate the mass of objects.

Being able to control people that simply know my name.

The ability to control gravity

You can't stretch yourself. You can only be stretched by other things.

They explode seconds after you start controlling them

1 in 10 people can control you in the same way
I'd go for the ability to absorb abilities from people.

Nobody knows who you are.

The ability to cum anytime

But the pants you buy spunk you.

nobody knows you

Only when you look in the mirror
Mind control

I can spunk my pants at will

only to unimaginable extremes

Youre sterile/barren. only sand and dirt for your genitals

However, you get to spunk your shirt whenever you want

u have to live in space

it seems that you are unable to spell

You also absorb any heath issues from that person along with their ability.

Absorption only takes place when you get ass raped by them

never can get an erection

Power: Invisibility.

The combo of drugs and not being a native English speaker can do that to a person. Also great use of punctuation in your retort.

but it gives you no joy

the ability to ban someone on Sup Forums

Crippling depression.

Your retinas are also invisible. You are blind.

once every 100 years on April 3rd for 2 seconds starting at 3:46am

you are the only sentient being in the universe, i.e. the only one that has a "mind"

works only on niggers

you're blind

Your body fluids stay visible

you will live to the age of 145

"OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" -whole class

nigga, that just means that i can control all of the cosmos and get to see it as well

They change their IP continuously, making you wonder about your life choices and why did you end up being a mod of this shithole

While invisible, you exude the most horrible, powerful smell imaginable.

You are immortal.

That's a Win: Stealth cum in her mouth.
"Did you cum in my mouth?!"
"Do you see any cum?"

but you die of loneliness

Being able to make anyone I want love me

You will still spend your days enclosed in your basement lurking Sup Forums

The ability to fly.

You got more body fluids than cum. Spinal fluid, blood, stomach acid...

Loving you gives people manic depression

You must personally deliver the ban to them via telegram for it to take effect.

Who cares about other body fluids?

everyone that loves your has 1 week to live

You have an extreme fear of heights

You can only fly straight up.

Manic depression ain't all that bad

Only at mach13 at sea level

You literally turn into a fly when you use your power.

Touching photos and seeing the moments the pictures were taken.

Thanks

You always seen a black man mooning afterwards.

Full control of time and my perception of time

you can only breathe underwater

you can do that by just looking at the pictures you know

People who see a floating blob of blood, cum and piss

You go back normal at a rate of 1 inch/hour

u can do that now

only while you're masturbating. if you cum or stop stroking your dong dong you're visible again

by flatulence only

Your government regulates air traffic so you don't get to use your power without being taken down.

the power to make any girl fall for me

It's still pretty useful

In increments of 1/100 of a second every minute

Only when you're 50 meters under water

Every time you do so, you gain an additional chromosome

Trans-girl

They will literally fall onto you with terminal velocity

You grow a mole every time you do teleport.

You have a violent orgasm everytime you use this ability

I have the power to converse with any living creature.

all girls that fall for you gain 500lbs

pyrokinesis

They just tell you to fuck off

anything you talk to calls you a faggot everyday

But makes a random guy wanting to fight you.

You live on Pluto.

regenerate every time you die and looking different every time

They'll try to kill and eat you because that way you'll always be a part of them.

You have severe erectile dysfunction that can't be treated with meds