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What did he mean by this?

Oh man I didn't think I could do it but I sat through that whole webm. The cringe was so much.

Is this that Kino thing I have been hearing about?

is seagal the renaissance man of our generation?

How is his human trafficking ring going?

Anyone know why bobby lupo

the absolute madman

SICK aikido moves

Are there videos of any of the native people doing the dance? I want to see just how retarded his version was.

>he can sing
>he can dance
>he can act
>he can kick Jean-Claude Van Damme's ass in a fight
>he can arrest dangerous felons

Is there anything this man can't do?

bobby lupo

what an asshole

Prepare to die

Wow, just imagine how many punanis he snatched that day

More like

ayyyy-kiddo

Sounds like someone is stillmadabuddafiddybuk

Poor Chechen girl. That had to have been embarrassing as fuck.

What are we looking forward to the most?

I didn't think that the Tarantino dancing on the red carpet webm could be topped but here we are.

>Cyborg nemesis
CYBERKINO?

How can one man be so based?

Imagine being Paige Lauren Billiot in that movie and having to be all like "damn, Steven Seagal, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your cuddly folds and soulful singing voice

why is this so fucking funny to me

Is that fucking Kadyrov? What the fuck?

Segal is a Russian Jewish name, so maybe birthday man has some Chechen ancestry?

He hangs out in Russia a lot, he is personal friends with Putin

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>that expert regripping of his pistol

palms are sweaty from mom's spaghetti

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I wonder how long it takes to become a true operator

Does he have a twatter account?

Post more operating plz.

I think I can get off to it.

Holy fuck I'm going to bust a lung

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Is this Frozen 2?

How does he do it!?

oh dear

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Why does he wear the Band-Aid?

STANDARD PROCEDURE

This is how a sensei treats his friends

almost got burned from the heat of the explosion

what will be his swan song?

He can make Japanese bitches vanish into thin air

"One day an executive walked into Seagal's trailer and found Hollywood's reigning manly man... weeping. 'Oh, I'm reading this script,' Seagal explained, still misty. 'It's the most incredible script I've ever read.'

'That's fantastic,' the executive said, 'Who wrote it?'

Seagal didn't miss a beat. 'I did' he replied."

MONICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jcvd would destroy seagal

>casually walks behind a tree

Someone posts Tarantino's cuck dance .webm

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He was making sure the wall wouldn't make a break for it.

I took acid with a friend and for some reason we watched A Good Man and kept talking about "Seagalkino" and dying every time. I must have looked up nearly a hundred pictures of Seagal's face.

Amazing time, thanks Sup Forums for bringing me to the light.

The butt isn't even in his shoulder at any point.

He only needs to do that for momentum

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KEK

what the fuck is "kino" short for? you all keep saying it

kino is a synonym of perfection.

Friendly reminder that Sensei Seagal shot and killed a puppy at point blank range because "Animal abuse is one of my pet peeves"

hello newfriend

its a facebook meme

Waiting for the man falling out the window for that sweet sweet top class editing.

>But I remember once, at my home in Miami, I believe it was in ’96 or’97, Van Damme was there with Seagal, Willis, Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O’Neal, Don Johnson and Madonna… it was a heck of a party. Van Damme was tired of Seagal saying he could kick his ass and went right up to him and offered him the chance to step outside so he could wipe the floor with him, or should I say wipe the backyard with him. Seagal made some excuse and left. His destination was some Ocean Drive nightclub in Miami. Van Damme, who was completely berserk, tracked him down and again offered him a fight, and again Seagal pulled a Houdini.

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ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE'S BIRTHDAY?!

Has anyone read this? I'm sure it is painful to slog through, but it could really bring punani memes to the next level

>le cringe was so le much xD
underage

>LET'S GET SOME SAD DAD DANCING!

>no text

WHAT THE FUCK, YOU CAN'T START A THREAD WITHOUT TEXT HERE ANYMORE, WHAT'S HAPPENING

Should he run for president in 2020?

Seagal 2020?

>a man who snatched a puppy's birthday
>presidential material

Choose one (1)

His skin really is like he's made of wax. I've seen CGI that looks more like a human being than this.

>tfw Seagalposting died

Don't worry, once the next trailer drops it will come back.

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Someone post the gif/webm of him shooting kids.

I choose presidential material

Easy... EAZY

is there more of this

of coursh

this is fucking hilarious

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Gets me every fucking time.
Thanks user.

Its clear to me now.

The only thing that could have made Postal watchable would be Stefan Seagull

The match should be easy enough to find. It's top tier. Michaels pretty much oversells everything to that level the entire match. Comedy gold.

GAMEKINO
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The silent majority isn't going to vote for a man who has legal documentation evidencing his execution of a puppy

underrated post

>silly seagal, you're waifu is not real!

Sure, but strange things have happened before. I mean, Schwarzenegger became governor of California and Trump is running for POTUS now.

Just looking at him, hope you all get a wake up call in taking care of yourself. it's not difficult to get into shape or at least be healthier.

Do either of them have a documented legal history of executing a puppy?

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How many rounds does his M1911 hold?

Is this Deus Ex?