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first for metal is okay
I showed my mother a Leprous video and she said they look like nerds.
Ahahahahah pmsl
based Mom
she's right user
downtempo deathcore
is shit
Get her to post here
Post your mom's favorite album
deathcore slowcore > kozelek slowcore
She's asleep. I'm not going to wake her up to ask her to post on an outer mongolian macrame chainletter.
take a pic of her sleeping and post it
>tfw your mom will NEVER post here
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I just mean in general
R I F F S
OK. I'll try to eke some more metal opinions out of her and post them here sometime.
I recently played Obscure Sphinx where she could hear it and she was really interested in how a chick could possibly do the harsh vocals.
holy shit how much I hate almost all modern metal with its 'revivals', authenticity fetishists, vinyl wankers, djent imbeciles, pretentious proge, bedroom 8 string autists in general, the vomit-inducing sterile uninspired sound, embarrassing youtube fags, weed retards worshipping all things vintage and believing it's the 70's, stupid lifestyle metrosexual motherfuckers, -core faggots who believe they play metal, political crackpots who think metal's part of their agenda, and all the contemporary forms devoid of any real content and alienated from things that matter in life.
fuck off. it's like everyone forgot what metal is about
So, what is metal about?
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you don't know?
Glamour
autism
idk about you senpai but i think this and Insöminax' new album are fucking great
Insömniax my bad
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prog metal is for alpha males
do you think the rest of the members all gangbanged the qt twink on the right and made him dress up as a girl
i'd like to think so
rec me some pagan black metal
Draugnim
Any one release in particular or can I not go wrong?
They have three albums of similar quality but I've only listened to their latest one (2016)
I'll listen to their latest one and then their first demo and if I like them enough I'll fill in the gaps
this is cool
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why is metal so gay?
Manowar and Virgin Steele are the ultimate nu-male filters.
--->
but I'm a feminist and jam Sign of the Hammer and Into Glory Ride on the reg
>warren demartini
>george lynch
>vito bratta
>john sykes
>akira takasaki
How can any other sub-genre compete
how did they make the best metal music without playing metal?
Fuck off list:
Black metal ‘elitest’ kids who have not been able to grasp or show the real essence of intolerance, nihilism and hatred in their REAL lives away from the internet, yet these ‘individuals’ claim to be some part of some ‘elite’ black metal movement that has not left any scar on humanity, these are the same people who use black metal as their crutch! I would expect some dead bodies lying around at their feet by now based on how fast they run their ‘evil’ mouths! Return to the ‘subculture’ scene that rejected you or salvage some dignity and shut the fuck up. Your need for human love and acceptance by your peers (and others) sickens me! Your epitaph will be a bar code. You know who you are yet you’ve forgotten you’re really nothing, I know who you are. These teenage scene veterans’ (a contradiction) need their fucking faces smashed in to teach them the meaning of respect and honor. With all that said, I just might hate you as much as I hate those normal human beings in the light world, I never thought it would come to this. You have once or twice judged me, now it’s my turn.
Is there any such thing as 'metal'? I don't mean heavy metal or thrash metal or metalcore or traditional doom metal. I just want 'metal'.
Motorhead
Death
i don't understand this question
like the original metal was gloomy 70's rock so do you want something like that, like sabbath?
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I need something like Protest The Hero.
Fast, crazy riffage, fast crazy drumming, versatile vocals.
Anything?
The Safety Fire
Iron maiden
Ebu gogo such is a mysoginist [spoiler]and i like it[/spoiler]
Not sure if it's her favorite but I know she loves Ministry
Realm and Watchtower
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Thanks brother.
Really like the falsetto singing in these, it's just fun to listen to.
Safety Fire is a bit.. too much, riffage isn't as strong.
My mom barely gives a shit about music any more. She played pic related to death because it was a gift from her best friend who emigrated to New Zealand.
I remember her playing a tape of Queen's greatest hits fairly often when I was little.
When you don't have being edgy to rely on and you have to be good at playing.
I need some blackened black metal with black metal influence, stat.
venom
SOMEONE MUST BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
DROOOOOOOWN
ME
WHEN I
REAAAAAAAACH
FOR AIR
I need some experimental avant-garde technical progressive metal, stat.
nu-gorguts
Dreadnot
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Mutilation Rites
STAAAAAAAAAY
WITH ME NOOOOOOOOW
WHEN I'M FAAAAAAAAALING
BLIII-HINDFOLD MEEEEYA
WHEN I SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER
I SEARCH FOR THE ANSWER
OH, HO, OHH, OHHHHH
nu-proge trash
What's his name?
I need some putrid guttural bulldozing slamming brutal death metal, stat.
Dying Fetus
First leprous was proge now they are nu-proge, where do the memes end? Will I come to meal next week to find that leprous is actually now post-proge?
P2: This time it's personal
>post-proge
You mean like the last Contortionist album
P2: This time it's personal
What did everyone think of the new Immolation? I didn't even know it was out, having a listen now. Sounds way better than the last two.
o fug, it's AN answer, not THE answer
my baard
>First leprous was proge now they are nu-proge
I'd be a little more generous and say their second was proge as well
Check out P2: This time it's personal
If you want that you might like P2: This time it's personal
Fruitmaster Fartboxpunch
Is DsO proge?
lol what the fuck do you even listen to then you butthurt fool?
P2: This time it's personal
name a better metal song than this
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Just listened to demilich - nesphite. Wew. Its in my top 10 for sure
>top 10 after first listen
DRESSED TO KILL IN DIAMONDS AND FUR
it leaked
find a better folk death metal record
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you can't
Yea dude, great album
P2: This time it's personal
Post albums where the last minute makes you wee a bit
/metal/ peaked here
shit better be good
>djent imbeciles
what did he mean by this
Anders Björler just left At the Gates
>too intellidjent for every genre other than glam
2000s Crabcore is 2nd wave glam and 2010s djent is 3rd wave so the jokes on you
I'm trying to remember if this was on a Nargaroth or Xasthur album
What did he mean by this?
He copied and pasted it from another thread user