Why haven't we found aliens yet

Why haven't we found aliens yet

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It's because you touch yourself

they are hiding

they want want anything to do with us

Moreover, I think that humanity is yearning for finding aliens.

we don't find them, they find us

then put items in ass

No. We find them

Or else we get fucked

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cause they are 2 far away and the speed of lite is 2 slow. also because of a great filter that kills intelligent life b4 it gets too advanced. we have that shit to look 4ward to. something like the lhc is prolly wat will do us in.

Fermi paradox

It's possible that we are the most advanced species in the universe

Not likely but hey

Why would we?

Because there's no intelligent life forms on earth.

>not lilkely

How so?

The Universe is huge, luckily there are a few promising planets that might have life, one moon in our solar system that might have it, a group of stars that might harbor a multi-planet civ and one star system with a megastructure orbiting around it.

Honestly there have been two possible examples of advanced alien civilizations discovered this year. If you're at all interested in the topic, I don't know how you don't know this yet.

Is it possible we will meet "aliens" but in reality they're other species originally from earth but left the planet millions of years ago? Consider that all it took humans to go from tribesmen to spacebound was at most 10000 years... Any species (even past humans) could have done that already without us knowing.

cause that qood make us special. we arent special

Because the universe is fucking massive. Imagine an ant in Australia looking for another ant in America. They would have no fucking clue one another existed.

I have, his name is Juan

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why aren't there self-replicating robots that have colonized the universe? or at least the galaxy

this must at least be evidence that intelligent life is extremely fucking rare

Just wait until January 18th

We've already found them.
They've been here for a very long time.

>implying there's not a Class IV civilization harvesting all light from stars in the great empty region of space

A "few promising planets?"

To be honest, we've found basically jack shit when it comes to habitable planets. Hell, even if there was some chance that we found ayylmaos on another planet close by they'd probably just be some small ass bacteria that wouldn't take over the world.

Imagine, nigger

No clown, you don't understand that the physical size of the universe is so goddamn massive that it's extremely difficult to find or even see anyone else. The light you see from other stars is often hundreds, thousands, millions, billions trillions of years old. You're looking into the distant past.

Rocky planets in their star's goldilocks zone

There's a Ton here in Texas, illegally might I add.

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Here we go again.
Nothing will happen, in every "doomsday" date has happened. There was already a post about the earth coming to an end this Monday... but what time? Australia to end first then??

>Implying we havent.
>implying you get to know everything that happens trough internet.

You should wait and see

He was referring to US politics

>No clown, you don't understand that the physical size of the universe is so goddamn massive that it's extremely difficult to find or even see anyone else. The light you see from other stars is often hundreds, thousands, millions, billions trillions of years old. You're looking into the distant past.

size hardly even matters if you have self-replecating robots. they would spread at an exponential rate. it would only take 50 million years or something to colonize every solar system in our galaxy

Extraterrestrial life is the reason the internet exists

Not joking.

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"Even today, Dr. Varki speculates, it might be that one cause of depression is that a person loses the ability to deny death, making life seem futile. After facing the hell of reality straight on, the depressed person cannot cope any more.

His worry is that we are using our powers of denial to ignore what he calls “local climate destabilization,” also known as global warming.

In fact, if his theory is correct, it might also explain why we haven’t found intelligent life on other planets: Perhaps life there evolved much as it did here – depending on creatures that became fully aware of other minds and their own mortality, developed the denial mechanism and then blithely wiped themselves out, taking everything else along for the ride.

Denial, our secret weapon, could turn out to be too much of a good thing."

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Actually depends on the amount and type of resources available in the systems and galaxy

Aliens are smart enough to keep quiet, those who aren't are fucked. Good luck humanity

Holy shit dude you're dense. First, there's no reason why them exploring would mean we would see them doing it.

Second, it is not physically possible to cover that distance in that time.

Third, what is the point of colonizing planets with robots millions of year before you get to almost all of them?

Because they have found us first...and are currently weighing their options with regards to what they will do.

Apathy. If you follow the Copernican rule, we are not in an exalted position in the universe and life should be very common (although diffuse since most of space is just empty space).

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Man, think this up, If u would be trying to hide information, wich would be better? uploading it to internet, or just keeping it wrtitten down on paper?
Trust me user, the real deal here is not on internet, is in some fancy ass briefcase... trust me...

uh yes the milky way is only 100 000 light years across you fucking retard

>Third, what is the point of colonizing planets with robots millions of year before you get to almost all of them?

what's the point of any exploration? the point is, if there were plenty of intelligent civilizations, someone would've already done this.

look up von neumann probes and try not to be a fucking retard

We are aliens bro. There's a theroy that we are bacteria from other planets displaced into space by comets. Gravitational pull brought us into an ideal climate to evolve. To think Earth hasnt supported intllegient life before "us" is laughable.

Youve also gotta realize we can only see because of radiation. We only see certains wavelengths becuase of our optic cones. So if we had more, we would be able to see more.

Honestly taking shrooms and going within is the closest you will get to traveling to another dimesion to see aliens.

Aliens dont wanna be seen. They will be seen when they wanna be.

Also wtf is up with Antarctica? Hmmm.

Why does the concept of 'self replicating' robots offset completely the size of the universe?

Why would it be robots? Is there something you are not telling nasa?

So much space between habitable areas of space, and fundamental physical speed limits prevent faster travel.

Who says we haven't?

Its classified.

this pretty likely

imagine you're sailing on a boat (let's say it's the 13th century or something), and you pass by an island

on the shore of the island you notice people, but they look so primitive and vile that you're not completely sure

you take your spyglass and have closer look

you see a few primitive boats on the shore, but also what looks like human bones

you also notice that the people have barely any clothes on, they're fighting among themselves here and there, and you seem to hear them communicating, but it's mostly just grunting

you do notice that there are a fucking lot of them, actually the whole island looks to be swarming with them... lots and lots of children, too

you also now notice a big structure, where people are tied up, and one of the primitives goes around, killing the tied up prisoners and shouting gibberish at the sky

now, would you change course and go say "hi", or would you sail the fuck away as fast as you can?

yeah.

are you

>tfw visible sight is only about the 10% of the whole visual spectrum

Antarctica murdered john glen. fu Antarctica

Well I'm white, so conquer them.

>primitive boats
>a big structure
Yeah that's not abos

How do we see everything?

No need, they're already here, They've found us and already integrated into the population.

They read comments on Sup Forums

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cus the nearist star is fuckin miles away and if the fuckers happened to be there and looking in our direction there going to be saying fuck me look at all those mammoths ..... why ? because the light alone would take 40 thousand years to get there so they would be looking at earth 40,000 miles ago

and thats the kicker , for aliens to be rocking up here they would need to be bettering the speed of light anddddddddddddd know we are even out here considering the rumble any transmitable wave energy cant have got far

other way of thinking is probability factors , whats the likelyhood out of all the planets there being life ? well the answers 7 , 7 planets that are likely to have a life form on them . The chances of these slimey little fuckers rocking up to our shores ? lets round it off to zero

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The chance of life being out there is a lot bigger than the chance of us finding them.
And shit like the Voyager has been on their way for decades now and barely left our solar system, depending on your definition.

Nah we're definitely the most advanced, certainly within reasonable distance. Quite depressing really.

In a few million years when humanity's long gone, some alien civ will pick up our 20th Century transmissions and the memes will live on

There are tribes on earth that are primitive qnd we are not allowed to interfear with, they also throw spears at our helecopters. If we send fighter jets to shoot at any UFO we see, im pretty sure theyd be like "Fuck those guys"

Earth was pretty shit before and now people even elect shits like Trump and Duterte as presidents. And not to forget at about the whole retarded religion shit. Aliens obviously view us as inbred pieces of shit.

>actively hiding
>dead
>too far
>we r actually 1st

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I don't think you can guarantee anything, it would be hard to imagine there wouldn't be life out there but we also have very limited knowledge about our universe.

theres no goldilock zone. Theres 1 for us, but it might not be the same for a different life. Even down here there r bacteria living in boiling, dark waters of the oceans floor - they dont need atmosphere, land, light or "fresh" water to live

I know things.

>theres no goldilock zone
qft

You're the clown ...
We could all be brains in jars,
Nobody knows,
We could all have a hive mind generating a holographic and touch interactive world interface.
Truth is, everybody is guessing, nobody knows,even science.
Nobody fucking knows ... especially you... Numbnuts

They saw our browsing history

Yeah, I think it's highly improbable (like a fraction of a fraction of a percentage) that we're the only planet with sentient life in our universe (ignoring multiverse theories), but as far as whether or not we'll ever encounter it, I think the chances are slim.

Humans are the only physical beings in the universe with souls, and no life without a soul would ever become self-aware enough to understand the communications we've tried to make

Because you elected Trump. And you call him a "god-emperor." Aliums think you people are fucking nuts and they're right.

Because there is no god

The paperclip maximizer is scarier than what we'll become if we're left alone.

Its possible that we attribute too high a chance of other life existing. The specific environment and factors needed to generate living organisms from inanimate matter might be so astronomically rare that it was unlikely to happen even once on earth. We could be alone in a vast lifeless universe.

They had a thread, I think the quote was "fuck off space niggers"

Fags went home I bet, or are gaying up the moon

Actually humans have no souls. We're demonstrational vessels for the amusement of other another civilization who is 1,227,874,088 light years away

This why

says who?

Because things like this board exist, and they can't risk you trap hungry sister fucking mongoloids out into the universe.

Consider that, in order to become galactic citizens humanity has to band together and kill you and everyone like you. Anyone who could perpetuate your genes.

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I can guarantee youre a faggot

Because Obama is still POTUS and the border patrol hasn't been allowed to look for them yet.

because take two they are small

Space is very fucking big.

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Yes it is.

Cause we're the aliens man. We'll develop star ships first then go invade and conquer poor primitive aliens. Now we stare into the abyss wondering who is out there, soon the abyss will stare into us and we will wonder what we've become.

star travelling require huge technology, on earth technology is getting smaller and smaller, they probably did but are very tiny + the time window is maybe not the one of our 10k year civilisation

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