I'm a literal autist

I'm a literal autist

What are some good movies or interviews to watch so I can learn masculine mannerisms?

Talking about body language, voice tonality, etc

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Goodfellas and The Sopranos

Be sure to use Paulie's devil horns pointing to intimidate motherfuckers

Mad Men

This.
Also Mulan does a good job of making a man out of you.

mad men.

You'll only embarrass yourself and you know it.

just read moby dick

The Man With No Name trilogy.
Failing that, pro wrestling might actually be a good option for you as well because the semiotics of it are designed to sell masculinity in a very obvious format.

literally any steven seagal kino.

absolute epitome of masculinity.

I know and work with literal autists and I think there is no movie that can help you with this.

Films are scripted products, practiced and edited for their own particular pacing and emotional or narrative delivery.

If you start talking to people like the TV does they will fucking want to stab you.

Raiders of the Lost Ark or any other Harrison Ford movie

Sean Connery's Bond.
You will become a master pussy slayer. That's a guarantee

Forget manliness, learn how to be a gentleman.

This

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Stallone/Snipes in Demolition Man

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I think there are plenty of autist pua guides on youtube for manly men in training likeyou.

>Waht evah happened to Gary Coopah? The strong, silent type?

video games are much better for autists

anything with clint eastwood

Don't fucking do it op you will look like an even bigger autist. Just go with the driver mannerism, that's the only thing you could pull off.

official masculinity-core and its manly characters:

>The Godfather (Vito, Michael and Sonny)
>Thief (Frank)
>The Good, The Bad And The Ugly (everyone)
>Die Hard (John McClane)
>Escape From New York (Snake)
>Dirty Harry (Harry)
>Gladiator (Maximus)
>Watchmen (The Comedian)
>Rocky (Rocky)
>Rio Bravo (John T Chance)
>On The Waterfront (Terry)

On a side note, act Italian.

>anything with clint eastwood
I prefer Clean Eastwood

If you want to attract closeted homosexuals.

Emperor's New Groove and Eyes Wide Shut

i wouldn't recommend movies for this at all, they're all scripted and carefully delivered
you should probably watch something more conversational and improvised.
watch interviews, listen to podcasts, that sort of thing

Lars and the Real Girl

It's not like that you're actually trying to mimic people from TV shows, it's just that you're trying to get a general sense of how to act like a man through idealized masculine men.

I don't think you understand what manliness and gentlemanliness is.

Drive.

As a girl, any man who acts like Drive is instantly like 75% hotter :3

Pulp Fiction. Jon Travolta is a good role model in that. Also learned to dance from him and chicks dig it.

John Cena promos.

Surprisingly a bunch of good advice and recommendations in this thread. gg Sup Forums
then faggots like this show up and should be banned

Any Michael Cera movie

Don't bother m8. I tried this and it always fails.

The only way to win is to keep your mouth shut, and only open it when you have something genuinely funny to say (repeat it back to yourself a few times to confirm it is actually funny/relevant and not more autism)