ISIS has just set off dozens of truck bombs in all major Canadian cities

>ISIS has just set off dozens of truck bombs in all major Canadian cities
>thousands are dead
>ISIS vows many more attacks to come
>Trudeau addresses the nation later that night

how does he respond?

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By killing us, you have allowed us to win

Sorry

he apologizes for any offense he may have caused to muslims for them to act this way, then offers his own asshole for their pleasure.

Fuck off fatass. At least we don't have trump as pm

he cries like a bitch and has as breakdown on live tv

Justin admits to perpetrating the attack before announcing Sharia law is now in place in Canada

none of this happen! so dumb

>because the U.S. has a prime minister
Go fuck a maple tree, Hoser.

Fuck off leaf bastard

by inviting more refugees to beat them with love

I'm Canadian and I rather have Trump then some spineless hypocritical faggot.

Says he is a feminist yet speaks at a mosque that has gender division.

>9911
>911

"it's 2016"

He envokes martial law like his Daddy did and jails anybody remotely connected to the terrorists
like his Daddy did and when the press harassses him for suspending civil liberties like they did to his Pa, and like Pierre he says "Well there are a lot of bleeding hearts;Go ahead and bleed". And when they ask him how far he's prepared to go he says, "Just watch Me", like, you guessed it, his DADDY did.

*Protip That's how Pierre destroyed the FLQ terrorists who were planting bombs and kidnapping and murdering cabinet ministers.

he will respond by

1 - apologizing to muslims for not being more understanding of terrorism

2 - taking a few vacations during which he will post copious amounts of shirtless elfies to his many social media accounts

3 - waiting for the whole thing to blow over

Canadian here
You are a disgrace to Canada.
Kill yourself immediately

What is a lrn bru?

He puts in his ball gag and lets the blackies terrorize his asshole.

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saved

You will wish you did faggot

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in trudeu's words, canada would have won.

if you kill them, they win

if they kill you, you win.

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He immediately surrenders and increases taxes to pay for our new overlord's accommodations. Implements Sharia law, bans the Canadian flag, and national anthem.

Then explains that we need to do our best to implement diversity.

"Let's focus on legalizing marijuana, in order to keep it out of the hands of our youth."

Canada has literally done nothing to them this is really fishy.

I love my conspiracy theories so I'll give you one.

ISIS is bullshit for the most part, we want their oil so we claim that we need to go to their country to fuck them up, we try to get other countries to join us so we don't look so fucked up just bombing their country.

I think that sounds pretty good, I'm leaving this thread now but still watching because it's cancer.

This

So basically the same plan as Germany? Seems to work so well for them.

He's got to get his ideas from somewhere.

>ISIS is bullshit for the most part
Invented by the Pentagon, MI6, and Mossad as a pretext to remove all Arabs from the land that Zionists want to take over. Yes, bullshit and not just for the most part. Bullshit plain and simple for a world that has come to need plain and simple.

>thejewsdidthis.gif

Beer

+9999 my friend.

It's a drink made entirely from chemicals so bad for you it's illegal to distribute in the states

Not beer, it's a soft drink. The Scots drink more of it per year than Coke.

It's pop. Scots famously love it. It's good sheit.

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