Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

Other urls found in this thread:

vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
youtube.com/watch?v=opnjIcd4L8M
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Claimed ^^

>2013

they don't have HSV in the game, and the Commodore is its own model, they have the '04 SS version of that too

>Sameji claim'd

Claim

Claiming Rikka Takanashi aka Best Chuuni!

[spoiler]......What is Civic for $3k?

What?

Right?

Do you guys wish your waifus were alive irl? or would they be disgusting 3D? im confused.

vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
I did the best I can.
I'm not very familiar with the song.
Yes it is!
>i don't have an amp and it doesn't go in one


>This is now a bunny thread :^)

We wish we were in the anime with them, or if it would be possible for everything to turn 2D

star claimed

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Claiming Alice2

My waifu is already real.

Claiming.
I quit posting in these threads months ago, but I need something to do, so I'm baaaaack bitches,
>And with an all-new waifu
Also hi Shinoa!

Heretic
Who did you claim before?

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Go for the SS.
>Heresy reeeeee

I have a '92 SiR-II, they don't have too many civics in here

ugh, i already bought the monaro
>now i have 2 cars that are upside down

vocaroo.com/i/s12CoahhC6Ui
Here's the song you asked for :^)

>Who did you claim before?
Oh, that's a secret, friend.
Don't worry about it.

Heya Rory!
Is your health alright?
Is this even the right Rory? The one who likes bikes?

In other news, I just fucking ate charcoal.

What makes her best psychopath?

Cause the party doesn't start til we walk in?

Post more cosplays

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

FUCK YOU TOO

Hello guy who is now heretic!

Tell me faggot

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you damn well know who

You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious.

Exaaaaaacty!!!

post smug

カラミチーマス

Claiming

I've never been branded as a heretic before
But I did find a superior waifu, though, so-
Gotta do what ya gotta do am I right?

Sorry, friend.
No can do.
I'm sure you'll piece it together eventually, anyway.

>Heretic
>Captcha selects boxes in shape of cross
Wow, everyone's out to get me, huh?

This is bike Rory. Im not dying, so its fine.
Thats Roundabout. I want Mood For A Day.
They're not bad. Best when you set them up to powerslide though.
>because thats hard for me and Shinoa

Rikka!

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Give me a hint
What anime was she from?

>mfw no qt trap

That's the joke.
Ai shite iru~

Awwww Megumine!

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She's not super obvious.

>I'm not dying, so it's fine
I mean that's nice, I guess.
Good to have someone familiar around.

You're a cook right?
Is there anything easy I can fix up to impress someone fast?

>Give you a hint
Can't you just wait until I inevitably spoil my secret?
Be patient, friend.

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It's fine, how's school?

that's what my viper is for, i'll see what i can do with these though, might be too heavy

>inb4 the secret is a penis

Nah I gotta know now!

I love her hair.

I don't have any

Hi

>is a penis
Could be, I'm into dick sometimes.
But it's not.

I, too, lack smug.
My waifu has two emotions:
Spacing out
Deep-spacing out

Sorry, brother.
You're gonna have to deal for now.

Is it any of the following:
Tenryuu
OG Tatsuta
Holstaurus
Hanako
Tsuyu
Blake
Tatsumaki

Not if you dont know much about cooking. Solid eggs benedict for breakfast, decent burger for lunch, a nice pasta for dinner if you want to go down that route. Desserts are where you want to start.
They're heavy but they have insane torque for their weight. Clarkson loved the hell out of the Bathurst edition. Its easily exchanged for a pickup truck and able to haul a heap.
I bet its MeguKongNico

Reminds me of some song that's on the tip of my tounge

I'm impressed of that smug

I guess. Remind me, who were you before?

From previous thread: only cosplay shinoa has is that hestia on and a cosplayer doing shinoa is ruby

No u

Oh

Midnight

I love you

Nah.
>Or is it?
Does this mean I'm in the clear now?
Am I free to go?
Am I being detained
Am I being detained
Am I being detained
Officer

Hm, I can do all of those things.
I think, I've never tried to make pasta :/
Also not MeguKongNico

>Who were you before?
Ah, don't worry about it.

Mine only has happy, super happy, super depressed or embarrassed. Could be worse i guess

Yeah that Kesha song, Tik Tok

What did I do

Remember the time everybody in the thread got lewd? i miss that day.

W-what?!

pls leave

hi
hello shinoa
hi yours is also cute

DID SOMEONE SAY LEWD

Could be.

TIK TOK
ON THE CLOCK
BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP
NO
>MONKEYS SHRIEKING
2010 was lit

Hi
I was just watching akame ga kill

got the commodore up to 700ft-lbs and 731bhp after tuning, 1300kg, time to work my magic

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It's not as long as Akame's

Not as lit as 2006 pop songs!

whatmadeyoumissthem?

Fucking Sahana Kurumi boys. My life would've been so much better had i met a Sahana Kurumi on High School.

Why so secretive?

Oh fuck no lie, i can groove to that

Being bun :)

Huh?

What's up?

is this the rikka from many months ago?

Claimed.

yeah they're pretty long
>why shoot her
nothing really.
what episode you on?

>Not as lit as 2006 pop songs
I was being ironic, but you're definitely right, my dude.

What better way to break the ice coming back to /waifu/ than to arbitrarily insist you keep your old waifu a secret?

You and me both baby!

The one and only!

Ayyyyyyy Kanye west's Stronger, Black Eyed Peas, Gorrilaz. Mmmm those days will be missed

4

Me and my girlfriend are planning to have a baby.
We agreed on naming him or her 「明け方」or 「明い」
Any thoughts?
(first one means "Dawn" and the secound one means "bright")

She looks dangerous.
Hm?
Would you wrap her hair around your fist and slap her around for a bit if she wanted?
>she loves killing people

>Stronger
Uh-huh that was my SHIT.
Hope my boy Kanye's doin' alright.
Guy's been outta his element lately.
Also, you may enjoy this for comedy purposes:
youtube.com/watch?v=opnjIcd4L8M
>My love of Ricardo Queso begins in irony
>But it ends in fiery fucking passion

Hikari is a stupid name. Don't do it.

konbanyaa~

You tell me

Sounds hella fun my dude

Sure. I guess you don't wanna be pelted

>baby
My oh~

Wut?

Why?
Why yes i did!

Where did you go

Yes

Don't love me, I'm not ready to be loved.

oh I thought you started a while ago
I really don't think she would want that...
it's a blast

NEW THREAD GAME
Post why your waifu is inferior to mine!

A fresh start, even on an anonymous message board, is always fun!

>tfw when I wanted to claim Galko-chan as my waifu for the longest time
>tfw when two people already claimed here
>tfw when I wasn't about to be the third
Found my own airheaded blonde waifu, though.

Is not!
>Why not?

What is S2K?

Okay. :^)

Dude that was legit pretty damn smooth I liked it!

You know I love you~

My chuuni magic only lasts for song long, just kidding, working and working and working alot ive missed you guyyyyyyyys

She looks like she can take a few haymakers

She doesn't have green hair.

I did and i got to episode 3. I don't watch anime much

Its Akegata or Akarui
Why Hikari though?
It sounds odd.
Plus I want my baby to be bright.

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What about the Killers?

Good shit.
If you're feeling in the mood for a pick-me-up ever just check out some of his other stuff, never ceases to make me smile.

You're goddamn right she doesn't
Keep 'em coming
>And it's blonde!
>BLONDE!

Checked

There you go. His or her's name would be Bright.

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Ohhhh the Killers, one of my favorite bands

Ayyy gladly!

I see. I watched Chuunibyou just a couple of weeks ago and I really like Kumin. She's so cute

cost wise you mean? not a factor in the game, i've got like 10 million credits saved up; i have an '06 one tho, it was pretty useless in the game though, a tuned 370z or STI is still in its class with almost 50bhp more at only 200~kg more

:^)

:(

Watch jojo (^:

Because she can kick ass without the need for pokemon.

I guess

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Always do~
What's up?

Digi-sword

Gave her a good Christian name like Christina
Well, my waifu doesn't own any Pokemon but she does have a platypus that follows her around and even fights for her.
Cute hair ears...
With what if I may ask?