Let's play a game Sup Forums. I'm going to post a scene from The Simpsons...

Let's play a game Sup Forums. I'm going to post a scene from The Simpsons. Whoever can quote the scene is marginally less of a faggot. I'll then post another. Etc. etc.

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"You've been to Public School, so I'll assume you're proficient with small arms."

W o u l d y o u l i k e t o p l a y a g a m e ?

Y o u h a v e s e l e c t e d n o.

ding

easy one here

I'll keep posting every minute or so.

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"you went to public school, so you're probably already familiar..."

Who would have guessed that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers Father!


I have a couple vague ideas for the Flanders scene, but everything he says is so churchy and forgettable.

The only real scenes I remember are like, him murdering his wife (not really), or PURPLE DRAPES! ALL MY LIFE IVE WANTED PURPLE DRAPES!

He had just finished reading Rod and Todd a children's book.

This is basically just an image on Hans Moleman, so I'll give a hint:

Hans at an AA meeting.

go to your room, Lisa

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can you imagine a world without lawyers?

"Harry Potter and all his friends went straight to hell for practicing witchcraft!"

And Harry Potter and all of his wizard friends died and burned in hell for practicing witchcraft, the end.

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Washer and dryer's broken

"I really have to shit"

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And this is where I fucked my wife at the last office christmas party

I'm as straight as your mom's hard dick

"Don't cry for me, I'm already dead."

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This is a classic

"I'm cum"

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Laugh harder boy!

"Oi, mate! Pissy fag. Shit off or o'll bump you solid, ya nit."

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I don't have very many that don't have the caption text.

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Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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>My GOD, you're greasy

"if you lose, I'll kill you"

Sidewalk's for regular walkin, not fancy walkin

i just watched that ep the other day but i was high, drunk and tripping on shrooms so i cant remember

The good ole days, where you could make a joke about smacking a kid without a congressional investigation.

"Don't cry for me. In already dead." Fin.

Amen

Bump

BARK

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I don't remember what it is he is asking for, a bird bell or something, but he asks for the bigget one, then says no that's too big.

we cant drink untill the sun hits this line

Oh look, the thread's still alive. I'll post a few more.

Close enough.

"Give me the biggest seed bell you have ... no, that's too big."

"any sign of the burgler yet?
"no show"
"hows that?"
"it's his job"
"hows that?"
"he's a burgler"
DUHHHH, NUH NUH, NUH

"can I come too?
>rolls up window
"ohhh...."
>Sup Forums

These steel beams are nigh invincible! Why I daresay even her fuel could melt then!

"stop whinin and eat your pine cone"
I think

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amadeus amadeus amadeus

Hello Bart. Mother hid my car keys so I'll be riding the bus with you today

Dr Zeaz, dr zeaz, dr zeaz...ooohhhhh dr zeaz

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

jesus nigga

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I just watched this episode 2 days ago

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You can actually see the exact moment his heart breaks in two

If you look closely, You can pinpoint the moment his heart splits in two.

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'I'll have the biggest seed bell you've got'
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'no, that's too big'

"And then Harry Potter, and all his wizard friends were damned to hell for witchcraft."
"Yay!"

If anyone has a better Maggie gif I'd like to see it.

1. Wheres the fife?
2. Give me the fife.

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I have two questions for you. One, where is the fife and two give me the fife.

Maggie's already drunk off the fumes, and shes a mean drunk.

Would you like some meth

maggies a violent drunk

"marge i'm not gonna lie to you
see ya"
"if we don't come back avenge our deaths"

>who at his shorts?

well done

Quick, Nibbles, chew through my ball sack

Alcohol has ruined my life. im 31 years old!

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"YIPPIE, IM A MEME NOW!"

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Stupid babies need the most attention

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You got the dud! Hahaha! Hey, he looks like you poindexter!

Something about double double lazy eye

Mojo, what have they done to you?

Pray for Mojo

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Pray for Mojo

Keep the egghead; he might prove useful

Pray for Mojo

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Here are a thousand monkeys typing on a thousand typewriters. Soon they will have produced the greatest novel known to man: "It was the best of times...it was the BLURST of times"? You stupid monkey!.

Hmmm, better keep the egghead. He may come in handy.

Ohhh myyyyyy

Now that's a mug you don't want to chug