Name one thing girls never said to you

Name one thing girls never said to you

I want you to cum in every hole in my body.

Are you okay?

Hello. What's your name?

I love you..

You have a small cock.

Why are you all sweaty, Jim? Did you ride your bike to work? Listen, just because your boss Josh does it doesn't mean you have to. Stanfords a big place, y'know.

Girls never talk to me.

>one girl a had a crush on actually said this to me
>pretty sure she meant it in a "I love you as a friend" way
>still sperg out and get embarassed
>answer with "thank you"
She never really said nice things like that to me after that. Probably thinks I'm retarded.

I love you.

Let's do it without the condom.

Oh wait, that's two.

/Thread

Thanks for the eggs

Hi

Women find me repulsive because I'm a betafag, so nothing

HAH

your dick is so big

Let's fuck

I appreciate your memorization of this moment

Please... let me pay for that.

Have you ever felt that you were once a slice of cheese, but then looked at yourself and realized, you are cheese?

Your logical problem solving response to my emotionally charged outburst was helpful.

This thread is better than expected.

:)

I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME, JERRY!

Is your name jerry?

In addition
>Hey you want to go see...
>Hey you want to grab a drink at...
>Hey you want to come to...

Pssh. Women tell me this all the time.

This

lol losers, maybe if you guys stop posting on Sup Forums you can get a real girlfriend

Wimins dont talk to me ever. I am invisible.

im gay dickhole

wanna hang out?
what's your number?
are you into pegging?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>ears eyes nose urethra
somehow I think girls generally dont want cum in ALL their holes.

Hi gay dickhole, we're all anonymous here.

I spent 26 years not posting on Sup Forums so eat shit faggot.

Pancho??

gtfo newfag

I'm 32 you dumb nigger