Dubs decides what I get my girlfriend for Christmas

Dubs decides what I get my girlfriend for Christmas

rape

Get her pregnant

A dildo you fucking nigger, it'll be bigger than your fucking dick

a 15 inch black rubber cock

A punch in the tits.

A bag of dog shit

Your love. Cuddle with her and watch Christmas movies while it snows under a warm blanket by the Christmas tree.

Christmas is about spending time with the people you love. To me no gift is better than the idea of someone loving me and truly wanting to be with me.

Or get her a dead cat.

do this op

This, and tell her that it is your dream to have sex with her wearing it

a dick longer then 2 inches

A dog of bag shit

Dick in a box.

Done

Well done

>tfw dating qt jewish gf
>tfw don't have to stress about christmas presents

a new boyfriend

winrar

How do I get my girlfriend to suck me off without crying afterwards

WINRAR

Time to get cucked OP

op what are you going to name your child

Fleshlight

Aids