Alright, Sup Forums, I have a story for you all. It's just something I want to get off my chest...

Alright, Sup Forums, I have a story for you all. It's just something I want to get off my chest, I don't really care if anybody reads it or not. Alright, here it goes.

>Be me, 18 years old
>Starting my first year at uni
>Choose the random roommate option
>On day one I meet my new roommate, James
>He's a tall mixed dude who's just about the opposite of a black stereotype
>Well read, mannered, not into hip hop, an amazing musician
>A great dude overall, I liked him immediately
>He's studying biochemistry
>I'm an economics major
>We do share a class, however, calc
>I'm doing alright, James is passing with ease
>I notice this one girl in class
>At first I didn't pay any mind to her but as the weeks went by her presence became more empowering
>I thought about her more and more and I never even knew her name
>Tell James about it, he teases me but encourages me to learn more
>Ask around, her name is Amber
>Amber has the most beautiful red hair in the world
>It slides down her shoulders so elegantly, as if God himself painted her
>From afar, her freckles weren't noticeable
>When I first met her, they weren't even that bold. They were subtle, like tiny stars in the night sky. The longer you look, the more you see
>But I'm getting ahead of myself
>Never drank in high school
>Went to parties but maintained my sobriety
>Party goes on one night that James is invited to
>Apparently he can drink like a fish and that night he definitely proved it
>He bought me along because we're tight af
>Amber is there
>Heart is racing, mind is bouncing from thought to thought
>Ask James for some help
>He hands me his half-finished beer and says "Wing it, bro. You'll do great"
>Drink as much as I can in one sip, throw the can away, and walk up to her
>Betamode.exe did not boot up properly
>Walk right up to her and say "Hi, I'm user. We have calculus together"
>She smiles a bit and says "Hi user, I think I've seen you there before. I'm Amber."
>FF a few minutes and we leave the party
Cont?

Yes

Checked trips and yes continue

Of course we want you to continue.
(In other words, I just came from a feels thread, and was crying my eyes out because my life sucks or whatever. I need to see someone else either be happy, or as miserable as I am to feel better.)

COME OP JUST FUCKING DELVER, THERE ARE TEARS DOWN MY RED FACE. ALL I WANT TO SEE IS THAT FUCKING STORY COME ON MAN.

Continue...

Character limit reached, here's part 2
>Find some bench outside and sit down, it's about 10:30 right about now
>We talk for hours
>Just talking, asking about each other, telling stories
>She shows me her tattoo, on her right shoulder blade
>It's a mosquito
>She got it over the summer when she was drunk with her friends
>Apparently she, in a drunken state, became incredibly passionate about Malaria and how deadly it was, so she got the tat to symbolize her sympathy
>Couldn't afford to remove it so she went with it
>3:15 in the morning, I walk her to her room
>She gives me her phone number and a kiss goodbye
>I return to my empty dorm and go to sleep a happy man
>James returned that morning at like 11
>He's really fucking hungover but still functional
>He asks me what happened with me and Amber and I told him everything
>Even hungover he was still enough of a bro to congratulate me and be happy for me before puking in the trashcan and passing out
>It was one of those trashcans that's not solid so the puke came out the sides
>Whatever
>Begin texting Amber
>I never knew there could be another human being with whom I could talk endlessly
>She completed me
>It only took a week before I took her to dinner and asked her to be my girlfriend
>I had never seen someone get so excited
>She thought I would never ask
>I knew I was going to fall in love with her from the start
>Months go by, we see each other damn near daily
>Days that we don't we just send stupid jokes to each other over text
>She has a really dark sense of humor, which I love
>She is perfect

Sorry guys this isn't pretyped, I'm doing my best

continue OP

Let me guess, she's cheating on you with Tyrone?
(No but seriously OP continue)

can you not gloss over the sex? like what did her vagina look like, asking for a friend.

Actually no, user, James was a total bro.
>Got a job washing dishes for a restaurant on campus
>Good pay for what it is, happy to do it
>See Amber a bit less now but I mainly work at night anyways so it doesn't impede too much
>Major events in our relationship start to happen
>End of September, I asked her to be my girlfriend
>Thanksgiving break she met my family
>Winter break I met hers
>New Years Day I told her I loved her, and she told me the same
>In February we have sex for the first time. It wasn't on Valentines Day, though
>After that day I think I fell in love with her all over again
>The love has not faded in the slightest
>Finals come and go for that semester and we leave for summer break
>Turns out we were from the same city in bumfuck Georgia and never knew each other because we went to different schools, so we lived in an apartment together for the entirety of summer break
>We both had enough saved up to afford it, plus we got part time summer jobs to cover any other expenses
>Best summer of my life
>Sophomore year starts, James and I request to be roommates again
>My anniversary with Amber is coming up and I got her the perfect gift
>I got her a bicycle
>She always said how she wanted one, but never wanted to make the purchase because she was afraid of something coming up where she'd need the money
>Anniversary is 1 month away and I'm so excited

james steals the bike

>I thought sophomore year was gonna be the same as 2nd semester of freshman year
>It was a bit different
>She told me she got a job at a restaurant off campus, she was a server
>Made good money, I'm happy for her
>See her less and less
>She went from working a few nights a week to every night, even Sundays
>Sometimes she'd go in at like 5 pm and not get off until 11 when the place closed
>Only saw her maybe 4 days out of the week
>She became less available to talk to me, because she couldn't text on the job. When she was off the clock she immediately went to sleep
>Became a little depressed
>I didn't feel like I could ever go to her about this because I didn't want her to quit because of me or think this is her fault
>But it was
>I knew deep down that it was, in a way, on her
>I was torn
>James noticed almost immediately
>I talked to him about it and told me to get her alone sometime soon to talk about it
>Okay
>Next day, show up unannounced at her dorm
>She invites me in, her roommate was out doing something, I can't remember what
>I sit her down on her bed, I sit beside her

I know this is a short one but I wanna give the conversation its own post

cont.

She's actually James

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can you get to the point

>She asks me if I'm alright
>I tell her no
>She asks me what's the matter
>I tell her how I've been feeling lately
>I tell her I've been feeling abandoned, ignored, and lonely. To some degree.
>I tell her how I stay up late even if I'm so tired I could die just to talk to her after work but she just responds with one-word answers until she falls asleep minutes later
>I tell her that I feel some form of emptiness where she used to be
>I still loved her, but I was hurting
>She teared up and sniffled as I went on
>She was fighting back the urge to cry
>After I told her "I don't feel loved" she broke
>She cried into my shoulder and kept saying how sorry she was
>She cried for about 10 minutes, breathing so hard she couldn't say anything besides those two words
>I'm sorry
>After she's done and gets up I tell her it's okay
>She stops me and tells me it's not
>"What do you mean?"

This part is kind of emotionally painful for me, so I don't wish to write out the conversation anymore. So I'll just tell you guys straight.

She was stripping at a gentlemen's club for money

kek

James was actually her dad the whole time.
And you were Amber! I knew it.

filthy nigger, always pretype

Checked.

wins?

welp great story OP, now off to a new thread

>I was stunned, all I could do was stare at her
>She kept telling me how sorry she was that she lied
>I just left
>No goodbye, no I love you, I just walked out
>I walked around campus for hours before I went back to my dorm
>I sat on my bed for the rest of the day just staring at the wall
>James comes home and I tell him what's going on
>Asks me to check my phone
>like 60 unread texts, almost as many missed calls
>Guess who?
>She said she would quit the job for me
>She also made an offer to me, as sort of an apology
>Free lapdance for me and James. We both get to pick any girl we want
>What the fuck, bitch, why would I ever accept that
>Long story short I accept her offer
>Not because I want her to give me a lapdance or some stupid shit like that, or to get revenge, but because a free lapdance for my best friend James would be a nice way to repay him for all he's done for me
>Call me a cuck if you will, because I was planning on leaving her after the dance anyway

what shit, abandon thread

cuck

So then what happened?
Or did this happen like yesterday.

james fucks her with his big mixed dick. and she never wants to see your face again.

She should have told you about it. Those chicks can make tons of money. But she was being unfaithful. Any pics of her?

this thread is almost emergence level shit

IT WAS AS SIMPLE AS PIE

you were a fucking fag for no reason, she was fucking poor and had no money your dumb ass didn't help her. You were in love with her and you ruined it, selfish cunt.

Last part
>I take Jame to the club, it's basically empty
>Just Amber and some other girls
>We got to chose who
>I declined. I was in too much of an emotional state of disrepair to think about sex
>James picked this super pale girl with great tits
>She was more pale than Amber was, I'm pretty sure she was an albino or something
>She was hot tho
>It was entertaining to look at the strippers at least
>Even so my sex drive was real low
>Amber insists on doing something for me to try to make it up to me
>She doesn't realize nothing will ever make this situation better
>She told me "It's okay, user. You won't get hurt if the lights are low"
>That's when I realized
>With the lights out, it's less dangerous
>Here we are now, entertain us
>A mulatto
>An albino
>A mosquito
>My libido
Yeah

why would you leave a girl for stripping? its not like she was cheating

Holy fuckin' memes

gay

>A mulatto
>An albino
>A mosquito
>My libido

FUCKING KEK'D

YOU MADE ME STAY 40 MINUTES FOR THIS

I love you user senpai, please don't be mad

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fuck you OP this was all made up? AHAHAHAH

End with dubs

>kek

wtf, this is messing with my head so hard.

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Legendary. This is going in the collection.

It's a quote from Smell's like teen spirt

most definitely my first actual saved Sup Forums post

faggot OP is a faggot

4 fukin real m8?

Put me in the screencap

This just makes me wanna blow my brains out with a shotgun you know?

Fuck you op i was about to cry you cunt

>It only took a week before I took her to dinner and asked her to be my girlfriend
Fake and gay. Just get to Bel Air already.

retardation in a post

are you fucking retarded?
if you don't get the reference then shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.

screenshot for you fags

why would anyone want screens of this shit post?

>if you don't get the reference then shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun.
Yea, I don't get it at all.

Thanks OP. You gave me a good laugh

>yourself in the face with a shotgun.
>Yea, I don't get it at all.

>lyrics from smells like teen spirit
>kurt cobain killed himself with a shotgun
>now fuck off

im not op. just screenshotted it.

Any time, friendo :)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Put me in the screen cap

lol'd

If anyone else caps this, stretch this post horizontally.

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Kurt wouldn't approve faggot

Not fast enough, I am not tripped.

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THIS IS LOW TEIR BAIT

WE HAVE BETTER FAKE STORIES THAN YOU

COME JOIN US

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all of my fucking keks lmao

Lol im dead

fucking kill yourself

Nice...Amber is a stripper name anyways.

Its a nirvana song nigga

Cool.
I can almost read it.