Dear degenerates, where would one start to find a mail order bride?

Dear degenerates, where would one start to find a mail order bride?
I'm particularly interested in Russian or Eastern European but any hints to get me started would be appreciated.

Google.

Now kill yourself.

Do I just google "mail order brides"
Also I don't post on Sup Forums much but I know you guys like when a bunch of numbers are in a row so check mine.

Have you seriously not googled this? I was just googling this yesterday. Loads of results.

I tried it. Russian Cupid is pretty great.
I just didn't want the NSA to see my history of "mail order brides" and think what a loser.

But now Sup Forums has seen your comment and thinks you're a paranoid loser. Are you actually as stupid as you seem to be?

Yes.
Nah jk but I've gone delirious from studying for finals so I am now searching for Russian mail order brides.
Not gonna lie found this smoke from Moldova that I'd wife

>moldova
Into the garbage it goes.

lets see pic

She kinda hot but I'm more into girls 11-15 years old so it's not gonna work. Plus I'm in college I can't afford a wife.

Ya there is this great site you can check out...actually there are two.
The first one is great its called reddit they even have little things called accounts so you can get a name and they can text you. The second one is all about being to buy women and treat them like ahit. That one is called tumblr. Check them out. Good luck my dear redditor

Also bro you sound so edgy how did you know that... How did you know about our multiple number that are similar code.

Check out my number 692899999

Sage this cunt
>sage

What are you studying in art school faggot.
>inb4 im a medical/engineering student b.s

Don't get your fucking panties in a twist.
You're on Sup Forums on a Saturday night it's not like you have anything better to do.
I'm just procrastinating sleep right now.

No I study the economy.

Kys yourself you degenerate bitch
Go back to gender studies.

Top fucking kek

Look at my linear graphs which i will call curves because hur durr i couldnt understand intermediat calculas or ODE's. Hur dur ill work on wall street one day because i paid for a stupid education

Oh look at me because i studied graphs i know all about the economy.


Drop the fuck out you cunt open the internet, learn how stocks work. Get a book on the law read. And then buy stocks you faggot.


Fucking economics why even study that shit.

Probs going to law school so I just chose something I enjoy, too smart to study business too dumb to study STEM at a decent college.
Why are you getting so worked up? Did somebody flunk out of college?

What the hell, it's almost midnight on a Sat. so I'll take the b8. You want a mail order bride, my 1st recommendation is don't. These are women who obviously have an ulterior motive (getting out of their shitty country) so you can never be sure if she is really into you or just sees you as a meal ticket and a green card. Hell, with the laws these days, she can even claim spousal abuse just as soon as you are married and if a judge buys it, that means a green card, divorce and support payments from your ass.

I probably won't do it, a lot of them seem sketchy.
I do like the idea of marrying a Russian or Eastern European woman but I'm not quite ready for marriage.
Like I said earlier, more into younger girls anyway.
25 won't do for me.

Next, the "mail order" concept is pretty much gone . Nowadays, due to visa fraud, its highly difficult to get a fiance visa without proving that you've traveled to "insert country name here" and met him/her, meaning, they want photos of the 2 of you together. Some countries (1st world) can get around it by having the spouse come over on a tourist visa, but any Eastern European/Asian, no way with the State Dept. give a tourist visa to a young unmarried woman. The odds are sky high that as soon as they arrive, they take off and we have another illegal immigrant running about.

Nah I will just go to Russia and find one of their many beautiful 12 year old ballet stars and care for her until she can marry me at 16. That's the dream

As for the sites, STAY AWAY. The ones that aren't scams, use stock photos and have staff that pretend to be the women just to keep their pool/response rates high. Of the women that are real, most are just looking for a sucker to send $ or want you to come and meet them so you can wine/dine them for a few days. Then, after you've left, they lose interest because they are working the next mark. If at some point you feel the need to try this, ONLY communicate with women from small towns that are at least an hour from a major city. This gives you a better chance of getting a real one, plus the rural girls are not the self-centered bitches that live in the major population centers.

>Dear degenerates
>wants to order mail order brides

When I was in India on a work trip some local mafia dude try'd to convince to buy a bride.
>"yes you very handsome Australian man. You good boy need good girl for a wife. Here. Take this girl. Very beautiful and clean. Super clean. Clean just for you. You marry her and take her home. Very good just for you"
Actually felt really sorry for the girls. If he wasn't trying to sell them to random westerners they were offered for prostitution. Some were as young as 12. They were really pretty girls too.