I've finally broke Sup Forumsros. I've decided to lose my virginity to a hooker, do a fuck load of drugs, and kill myself. Help me plan it out. Trips decides how much to spend on a hooker, what drugs I do, and how I kill myself.
I've finally broke Sup Forumsros. I've decided to lose my virginity to a hooker, do a fuck load of drugs...
Nathan Murphy
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Ryan Nguyen
500, dont be stingy
weed followed by MDMA
throwing yourself off a 10+ story structure
Liam Morgan
500
meth
hang
Bentley Reyes
coke
Dylan Cruz
After the hooker and drugs you'll probably want to live to be honest. Nothing beats sharing some coke with a hooker. Do a line off her back while hitting it doggy. Let her take one off your dick. World will seem much nicer.
Christopher Campbell
Kill yourself by chlorine gassing orphans along with yourself and make. Sure you get alot of attention and say something muslim.
Brandon Russell
> lose my virginity to a hooker, do a fuck load of drugs, and kill myself.
breddy much my actual life in a nutshell, except the killling urself part. haven't gotten to that yet. Nothing wrong with popping your cherry with a hooker, as long as you don't think about it too much. Ended up not getting free sex for another 9 years after that so it was worth it.
Nolan Reed
Truth
Ayden Garcia
Find heroin addicted prostitute, convince her you're a frequent user, pay for a gram of heroin, insist she shoot you up with .5 before you fuck, overdose and die on the spot, her fault not yours.
Your spending limit is $200
Angel Rodriguez
500,coke,screaming Sup Forums while jumping off a 15 story building
Hunter Diaz
1500$
Cocaine
Death by police
Camden Perry
Fucking read this you pussy
Connor Myers
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Luke Howard
Hey I need all of your collective help.
Please watch my video.
youtube.com
Thank you and god bless.
Let me know if you recognize him I'm so fucking worried.
Joseph Cox
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Caleb Jones
$20
Synthetic weed from a gas station
Old age
Noah Robinson
For the next week see a hooker every day.
Then do some hardcore drugs like heroin or cocaine.
Helium tank
Bentley Campbell
this
William Hughes
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Elijah Hill
As much as possible, meth, spray paint "Sup Forums" all over the inside of your house/apartment, then jump off a building naked, with a butt plug in, screaming "alluh akbar"
Luis Perez
Hire sports car, get parachute and attach to neck. Brick on accelerator and deploy parachute. Oh, and say Sup Forums made you
David Jones
Roll
Jackson Watson
Op here. Fuk you.
Grayson White
Rooollll
Jason Morgan
Roll
Blake Sanders
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Wyatt King
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Jayden Gonzalez
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Nolan Diaz
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Wyatt Long
This is a funny joke though read it first. WE
Easton Carter
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Jordan Ortiz
I can't be paying for pussy.... Spending money just to lay in some pussy
Connor Wright
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Dylan Parker
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Hunter Phillips
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Ryan Nelson
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Jason Jones
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Anthony Foster
Second trip
Jordan Morris
If I get trips you go back to your miserable life.
Brayden Walker
>can't spend any money, have to use tinder and ask girls if they'all accept money to fuck you until one does
> smoke crack
> when girl arrives start throwing chocolate coins at her and screaming "here's your filthy whore money YOU FILTHY WHORE!!!!"
>run fast outside
> Steal a banana from the grocery store
>steal electrical tape from store
>combine into gun-looking object
>run back to girl (you'll have trapped her inside your apartment)
>call police and say you're holding her hostage
>let cop shoot you
>as the girl watches you die, peel the banana, take a bite, and tell her whores don't get any sweet banana flesh
Tyler Edwards
Roll
Justin Fisher
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Grayson Walker
Roll
Gavin Young
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Alexander Diaz
911
Ryan Turner
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
William Fisher
roll
Jeremiah Bennett
$6969
PCP and bath salts
jump off a building
Samuel Hall
dis one
Jaxon Mitchell
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Camden Wilson
Rolllllklllkllllll
Angel Murphy
Henry Rawlins
Blake Harris
really just want to see a shoot out on the news somewhere
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Brandon Mitchell
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Easton Johnson
Rolling 4 dis
Jackson Bell
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Bentley Hall
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Joshua Howard
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Jonathan Price
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Liam Diaz
Literally all your money
Heroin
OD on heroin
Sebastian Morgan
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Andrew Gonzalez
Roll
Isaiah Nguyen
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Parker King
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Mason Cruz
Rollllllinggg
Adam Jones
Make sure you're up for it. Suicide isn't easy for anyone near you. Like 100 will do, opiates/depressants will be the only one that will kill you, and if you have a gun it will be the easiest. If you want to go metal, jumping is the best, but that shit isn't fun unless it's perfectly head first.
Seriously though, if you just want to talk, just say so. Don't give the world the satisfaction. Fuck them. Live to cause anarchy in this shit. Do what you want. If you uproot yourself, go fuck shit up, and do what you want, what's the worst that happens? You can always kill yourself. You can't always live.
Hunter Carter
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Jaxon Hill
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Alexander Bell
>overdose on money
>spend on whores
>fuck them until you get an STD and die of it
Joshua Allen
Roll
Isaiah Kelly
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Aaron Taylor
roll
Nicholas Long
I still think double 7 should win, but I repeal my suggestion of shooting/jumping. Death by police is an awesome idea. Just make sure you don't have drugs/weapons on you. Let us call them stupid fucking pigs after you're gone. Make a good sacrifice.
Angel Cooper
roll
Zachary Bell
roll
Ayden Wilson
roll
911
Jose Butler
roll
Blake Bell
Rewll
Hunter Bennett
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Isaac Campbell
Roll
Jackson Cruz
roll
Isaiah Howard
if youre going to kill yourself shoot up heroin or opiates of any kind. they are fucking the best shit youll ever do. make sure you know what youre doing first. if you miss your first shot you might give up in disapointment,
Angel Long
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Christian Nguyen
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Zachary Lewis
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Evan Martinez
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Mason King
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Hunter Johnson
Rollllllllll
Ian Lee
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Henry Torres
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Eli Foster
Rol
Dylan Moore
Yeah once you get laid you'll want to get laid again.
Julian Scott
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Benjamin Hernandez
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Benjamin Nelson
Even if you get trips, nobody will listen to you.
Jose Mitchell
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Bentley White
Curl up and die
Jackson Martin
k
Dylan Price
>roll
>1500$
>Cocaine
>Death by police
Cooper Cook
Just throw all your money at her, pop some painkillers, and go wild with a knife on your throat