I'm thinking I'll become an hero today. Anything you dickheads can think of that I should take care of before I go?
I'm thinking I'll become an hero today. Anything you dickheads can think of that I should take care of before I go?
travel
Water your plants.
spend me all your money
>spend me all your money
think about this OP
this guy exists, you are already ahead of the game
Wow. Honestly I'm so fucking impressed that I would if I had any money, but the joke about college students being poor motherfuckers is very true.
You go to hell if you commit suicide. Pull your dick out and grab on to it while you choke. That way, when God sees you afterwards, he'll be like "Aw! another one falls for the syrien call of auto-erotic asphyxiation! I can't fault him for that!". and then he will let you into heaven where anime is real.
Cum on a baby in public
mods mods mods
Be sure to blame some people by name in your note
take a shit first so that whomever finds you doesn't have to see your crap running down your legs
Good idea. Thanks friendo
Stream it
and get shit faced drunk
Do all the drugs.
don't do it, but if you do blame a popular youtuber
Kill Justin Bieber
blame something you want to blame or make a statement.
really though i wish i was suicidal enough to travel worldwide just by couchsurfing and hitching rides, do it user
Throw your shit at some kid
First of all, checked.
Anyway, I think it's a bad idea. I was on the verge of suicide for about two years, but if you can get some help then there's a tremendous chance that things will get better. I don't know man, I can't stop you from doing what you're gonna do anyway, but I sincerely hope that you reconsider.
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Read the entire western canon
YES!