Yfw you realize there are two different persons

>yfw you realize there are two different persons

>tfw used to work at a call center taking orders for "plus sized clothing" catalogs
>no joke, some of the bras we sold would literally go all the way up to an "M cup"
>the catalogs were all designed and marketed with that "you're a fat shit but we'll call you "curvy", you sassy girl!" attitude
>clothes like the blue top on the cow in the left of OP's photo would be called "tunics", because that's a nice way of saying "you gotta wear this baggy shirt so your fat rolls don't show"
>that was 3 years ago, the company's parent company dissolved the company and restructured under a new name because fat women are the worst customers (besides fat black women)

>tfw/mfw I unintentionally contributed to the "CURRRVVVZZZZ R BEAUTIFUL" narrative going on in [Current Year]

What's a quick painless suicide method? Exit bag?

more like 6 different persons amirite?

Helium

Ask someone who fingered Rebel Wilson on a Sydney train back in 2005 anything.

I actually thought they were the same guy

>no joke, some of the bras we sold would literally go all the way up to an "M cup
Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

>no joke, some of the bras we sold would literally go all the way up to an "M cup"

"you are what you eat"
So their bras are literally a bag of M&M's?

Explain yourself

How did you avoid drowning

I know that "big beautiful women" is a memefetish nowadays, but these catalogs (and that lingerie) would be specifically focused and targeted towards women who are near or are morbidly obese.

As in, the >180-450lbs ranges.

at least rebel has an okay face. there are no redeeming qualities for melissa.

Thin Red Line man, never ceases to amaze me.

More like 6

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Is that the Cash Cab guy?

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The difference in eye color totally ruins it for me

Then just imagine he's his evil doubleganger

I have a fetish for fat, shy women. I have no self respect.

You don't. You dive right in.

>yfw you realize there could be 3 to 4 persons with all that mass

I didn't even know these two were different people until recently.

This just proves my theory everyone in Hollywood is a clone,

What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why are you a disgusting degenerate?

How bad did your finger smell afterwards?

Pretty sure I fapped to the blonde one getting titfucked this morning

>M cup

>2016

I have fetish for fat and shy women. They are easy and they'll do lots of stuff in bed.
I have no self respect, but I'm a good person. Please don't judge me. I take the women no one else wants.

It was sour. I didn't like it it.

>tfw once in a while I go to lingerie websites just to fap to plus size models

why not just look in the mirror?

Because I'm thin.

What was depressing (and we even got a couple calls about this from angry fat woman customers) is that the models in the catalogs always, ALWAYS looked just-under-fat, so they were still super bangable and even kinda hot looking

I got at least 3-5 calls in the year and a half I was there from angry women talking about how our models werent "accurate" or "realistic" in "reflecting the customers"

basically imagine pic related type girls adorning the pages of a "plus sized clothing" catalog frequented by women with FUPAs and fat rolls

couldn't even fit both into the frame kek