So why didn't he want the cookie?

So why didn't he want the cookie?

It was a metaphor.

He just wanted to get to the beach.

Whaaat? No way!

Kind of looks like Tim Robbins.

he remembered he was going to the beach and you need to stop eating an hour before going in swimming

He'd just been outed as a pedophile on national television

What? No way

Just like any master manipulator, he possessed a level of self-awareness that allowed him to make sophisticated symbolic commentary on the situation.

He realized it wasn't home-baked

What? No way! I'm in charge here!

The beach was more important.

He was in control the whole time.

post the bebe

it says here in the chatlog that you are "a big guy for you", now what did you mean by this?

Why didn't they just give the court the hard drives?

Two words dawg.

Role playing chat room

just let me drive baby
i'll show you heaven

Are these bebes home-baked?

what did he mean by this?

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I miss yahoo chat rooms

I've made peace with the fact that most of the 'girls' I was chatting with were probably dudes.

I don't wanna be on the news ya feel me?

Yahoo chat rooms were the most debauched place on the internet before tor.

>you now realize 'perverted justice' is just that, perverted. they basically use an underage girl to beg for wizards online for sex

fuck those people