How long before my pee test should I take this...

How long before my pee test should I take this? I don't want to have to smuggle in sombody else's pee or fake stuff because I'm worried about temperature and also that I may have a physical right before it. Please tell me this shit works, it cost a fortune.

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Follow the directions exactly and you'll be fine.

It just doesn't say when to take it, like how far in advance from my test

I don't know if that particular brand works, but I know or a fact that the brand I bought worked. Look up reviews online. The stuff I bought worked but it played hell with my stomach. Super bad heartburn. Inform yourself before you do it.

Now that you mention it, I remember that mine didn't have very good directions and I had to look them up online.

If you bought it from a head shop, you can ask them.

I can't find shit online for this anywhere

Gother it at gnc

You didn't look bro. Read the first review

amazon.com/Eliminex-Detoxification-Q-Pretox-Concentrated-Capsules/dp/B00WFH0WK4#customerReviews

OK so right before then. Guy at gnc told me to two days before but I didn't know if he was right

never tried this shit but theres something called "Vale" its branded as a detox drink or someshit. its gotten me through 3 or 4 tests it lasts like 6 hours too

Most of the reviews are bad and say it doesn't work. I'd go to a headshop bro. They sell good stuff. Are you in legal trouble or is this for a job?

If legal, I wouldn't risk it with this stuff. One of the reviewers instead he failed his test

There's no such thing as detoxing you retard. Don't do drugs if you want a job.

Can you post a pic of the ingredient list?

Never seen this product before.

Nothing detoxes much faster. Drink much water, lookup times for which drug takes how long (inb4 all drugs need an week only weed can take until two months depending on how often you smoke). This herbal shit cant make your liver work faster, so it won't get faster out. Only thing is much water and time

It masks it for a small time window, in which you take the test. It basically dilutes your urine until the thc is not detectable and puts vitamins in there to simulate regular urine. Some brands do work.

sorry to tell you this op, but you just bought overpriced snake oil

Fucking potheads. Losers.

It's easier to ask someone sober for piss and get an bag in pants at your crotch where you can hide it and its warm.

Maybe he takes cocaine? Or lsd?

It should work after 90 minutes. The effect will expire after 300 Minutes - also 5 hours.

Be careful and watch your step: It could not work due to shit or something else

no all the detox products are a scam
it's just herbal faggot juice with vitamins in it

Or you could drink a fuckton of water? instead of paying out your ass for bad memes

Lysergic acid - also lsd25 - can be found 1 day in the blood and 2-3 days in the urine after the trip has finnished

They're on to this. If the urine is too diluted, they'll void the test and make you retake it.

Like the "swimming" syrian rapefugee kidder?

Giving you more time to take it, I don't see a downside to this.

Well then as so aptly pointed out, you have even more time for your body to naturally dispose of the toxins, in a way that actually works, instead of drinking sweetened herbal tea and praying for the Loa to save you.

I was on probation for 2 years and had drug tests every other week...I used vales before each one and the only time it didn't work was when I puked it up after a night of heavy drinking

I've never been in that situation, but I would assume that they give you a very short window to retake the test. The problem is THC stays in your system a very long time.

Kek it doesnt work. Wast of money OP

So should I return it and go for the vales?

Holy shit you've smoked yourself retarded. Just use synthetic urine. The drinks NEVER work. Basically they force you to drink a ton to dilute your urine and turn it yellow with B12 and niacin.

Some labs can detect if it's synthetic I heard, and I think I'll be getting a physical before so there's no where to hide it... plus with time waiting I could lose temperature

The only one that's still guaranteed to beat the lab is quick fix. The newest one. I've beaten 11 tests with it. Inb4 nigger. I work in the medical field and in corrections so I'm tested randomly at least monthly.

Curious. Is this for a court, for a job, military? What?

A job at a hospital This will not work if I get my physics right before

Yeah the physical is a problem. Now if you're under 30 up the ass is an option.

Summary, get vale.

Good luck with the job.