Friendly reminder Dan was first

friendly reminder Dan was first

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Did she ever release/leak nudes? I feel like I've seen something, but not sure if fake

Hi, Miranda. I feel sorry for you. For real.

Dan the Man

Has she ever confirmed/denied that Dan touched/fucked her?

Fake, for sure. Miranda is too pure and shy to do it.

What's his name again?

Dan "i've felt tighter" Shneider

"Dirty" Dan Schneider

Dan "slip her some cider and slip inside her" Schneider

I AM DIRTY LARRY

She'll get blacklisted from Hollywood

I think it's Dan "Hold her down, she's a fighter" Shneider.

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Dan "Junior high insider" schneider

well Elijah wood said there is a pedophile ring inside Hollywood. so i really wouldn't be surprised

sauce?

Dan 'the pedophile" Schneider

off to Hollywood i go

No. It's surprising really, considering how much she sluts it up at her school.

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/23/elijah-wood-claims-hollywood-is-in-the-grip-of-massive-pedophilia-epidemic.html


dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3606016/Lord-Rings-star-Elijah-Wood-tracks-comments-Hollywood-pedophile-ring-claims-words-taken-context-insists-no-hand-experience-predatory-vipers.html

he is now backtracking but still, i would not be surprised

Dan "The starlet sodomizer" Schneider

There are a lot of news like this. Actors claiming there is a pedo ring going on. But nothing ever happens, they never get busted. Does that mean there is something going on?

This is a sad, sad world.

idk, hollywood is very powerful

Dan "The Man with a Plan and a Van" Schenider

Kek

I hear weird stories from a friend whose a PA on the newest Schneider show. Dude is fucking weird as hell

moar

REMINDER that Miranda is pure and that Sup Forums memes are just that and not to be believed.

>weird stories
go on, pls

any proof?

I'm pretty sure Sup Forums is the other way you alt-right fuckwit.

updooting for those

I bet he fucks his new girls. Based Dan is so based.

Kinda handsy with the girls on the show, even women who work as assistants/crew/etc. He suggested they make an episode at the beach and started creepily asking one of the younger girls if she'd be okay in a bikini. When he got called out on it by a friend, he was like oh im just kidding. Some other weird stuff but that's off the top of my head.

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.
It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.
She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
It was the worst night of my life.

friendly reminder that dan sings this when he's alone at home, while looking at pictures of miranda cosgrove

youtu.be/XFkzRNyygfk

forgot link

Oh shit, forgot the kicker: the dude still talks to Jamie Lynn Spears and apparently pays for the kid. He said that he does it as a "courtesy" thing' creeps the fuck out of me.

If the accusations are true, how come no girl has come out and told the press?

lol. I remember some user wrote here that Icarly was so called at the writer's room: "iHow can get Miranda in a bikini this week".

She got DANNED before she got BLACKED

Any story about Dan and Miranda?

because they would have been paid of. an they would never get a acting job again. it's been happening in the premier league as well, clubs have been paying of the victims with thousands of pounds

Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider

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No, he's working on the two newest shows. Wish tho

"I'm a slut who gets roles fucking the producer". You know, any actress would never talk about it.

what about their families? I can't imagine a mother wouldn't notice that her girl is being raped and would say "kek, I don't care, I gots money". okay, some would, but most would freak the fruck out

it's actually a really sad thing to think about

At Game Shakers too? That poor girls.

i know that in some cases in football the parents never found out, and that the club sent people over to "smooth things out" so that's probably what happened with them, if it happened

Dan keeps and guards them all

Yeah it fucking sucks cuz they're way younger than Miranda was. I feel more bad for the girl on Henry Danger tho because the main actor is also a fucking creeper

>Some other weird stuff
moar pls

are there any interviews with Dan together with his girls? one would think you can tell from their behavior alone, if something is going on...

if only

Dan groomed Miranda since she was 10 or so at Drake & Josh set probably.

Probably gets silenced by dan

>main actor is also a fucking creeper
How so?

Dan, stop bragging. We know. We already now.

That's good ol' Dan "Ariana Grinder" Schnieder

He's the same way just too handsy with the main chick on Danger. There's this running gag they film where someone passes out on top of her (idk its weird) and he always suggests they do that and he lands facing her. He like pets her head and puts his hands on his shoulder, and asks for hugs. Just general creeper shit

goodnight Sup Forums. don't forget to watch an episode of icarly before bed

Lol, people who are raped or taken advantage of normally feel shame and begin to engage in things to "escape" the feeling, like drinking and doing drugs. A family member would SUSPECT something happened, but they might also just think their kid had developed a drinking/drug/attitude problem.

They are too young to be used and abused like fuck-toys. Hollywood is so creepy.

Come on, Dan, post nudes of Miranda, without showing her face. I believe you. Totally.

Fucking kek

And nobody says anything? That's creepy as hell.

I dont know about your family, but If I got home being just groped/raped, my mom would look into my eyes and just know that something horrible had happened. I could deny it all I want, she would fucking know it.

nah nothing. its just kinda accepted

friendly reminder that she has really bad posture. She is always slouching

I cannot believe people think this rumor is true. No way is that fatso slaying so much young, tender puss and getting away with. It's too good to be true. Make TV shows, make tons of money, eat whatever you want, bust new cherries with ever new show? No way. No way, dudes.

That's sad.
More stories?

That's how Hollywood works since like forever. Money and fame in exchange for sex and silence. Happens all the time.

I hope youre right. I think some groping and touching goes on, but nothing more.

If you got home from a regular day of fucking off with your friends at school maybe. These kids are in high stress environments and are also trained to always put their best face forward dude. To do whatever you have to in order to succeed and get/maintain a role.
You are not a child actor. It's a completely different situation.

Her career is completely dead, nobody wants to hire her. That cunny is all stretched and worthless now. That $180,000 paycheck was worth of it, Miranda?

They are still children. You can't tell me you could hide something liek this from your family. No effing way.

I'll call my friend to see if he has anymore. But it's mostly just creepy things he said and shit. He doesn't seem to be really open about it.

Have you ever been raped or molested? Because people find ways to live with it, though it often manifests eventually in fucked up cycles of self-destruction/fucked up behavior.

That's cool. Thanks, Sup Forumsbro. Ask him about Cosgrove. I'm curious if all the rumors about her and Dan are true.

I have been groped etc. My mom always knew something was up.

living the dream

"Dangerous Dan the Hebephile Man" Schneider

Dan time

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>"FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER"
lol'd

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thats like the only picture where her smile looks genuine

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Ok. Now think about that but you are under constant pressure to not rock the boat and please the people in charge. Smile like a good girl and make mommy and daddy proud.

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I know it's fun to call people pedo's. But he actually looks like one it's scary. You know this guys creampies beef briskets.

bettter than any dating site! a lot of horny sluts of your city on own.li/TLhF

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We will never see her Naked. I'm internally sad.