>Be me, First day of 5th grade >New Special Ed program at my school >whatever.png >Tard Wranglers are too lazy to do their jobs and ask us 5th graders to help take care of the tards during recess and lunch >All of the girls do it for attention, to make them seem like a better person >My friend and I were pretty edgy and signed up for taking care of '"A.J." for the next week >New tards are settling in and the weekend passes >Time to take care of A.J. >We meet him at Tard HQ during recess >Take him around the playground and fields >Normal recess except for the occational downy moan from A.J. and the bell rings >We return him to Tard HQ and go to class >Lunch time >We take A.J. to the basketball courts and he says he wants to watch the game the kids were playing >We sit down and watch >A.J. stands up to cheer every time someone scores >After a while, one team is beating the other one badly >A.J. doesn't like that >He starts cheering for the winning team because they are much happier when playing while the other team was angry at themselves for being bad at the game >He stopped cheering for the losing team, only for the winning side. >Winning team scores a point >A.J. loses his shit >The extremely edgy 5th grader on the other team walks up to A.J. and cusses him out >My friend and I stand up and tell him to chill, and that A.J. doesn't know better >He backs off and keeps playing >Winning team scores another point >Edgy 5th grader swings at someone on the winning team >itshappening.webm >A.J. sprints into the court and FUCKING WINDKICKS THE KID WHO THREW THE PUNCH >A.J. makes him fall to the ground >He grabs his chest where he was hit >Silence >My friend and I stood up and grabbed A.J. >A.J. walks back like nothing happened >Someone gets the school nurse >She gives him an icepack >All of the kids snitch on A.J. >Bitches >The nurse gets the Tard Wranglers >Tard Wranglers walk A.J. back to Tard HQ >We go back to Tard HQ the next day to get A.J. Cont?
>The Tard Wranglers refuse to let us take him and give us our reward for taking care of him anyways >We were kind of angry because A.J. was fucking awesome >But we did it for the meme anyways so whatever >Edgy kid stops playing basketball >He talks to me and my friend about A.J. >Tells us that he wants to fight him >wtf.jpg >I look at my friend >He says “why not?” to me >I agreed because I knew A.J. was gonna pull some weird jiu jitsu moves and kick Edgy kid’s ass >We arrange that we would get A.J. ASAP and meet in the field >Next week comes by >The kid wants to fight A.J. badly >The Tard Wranglers let us take A.J. after he cooled off >herewego.gif >The word got out to the students, but surprisingly not the staff >The Edgy kid sees us with A.J. and goes to the field with his entourage of other 5th graders >People see Edgy kid going to the field and follow because they know what’s about to go down >They form a circle >We walk into the crowd with A.J. >Everyone is cheering for him >He sees Edgy kid >A.J. has hatred in his eyes >A.J. still doesn’t know what’s happening >Edgy kid throws a punch >A.J. slightly dodges it >Fight mode activated >A.J. hits Edgy kid with his arms repeatedly >Lands every hit >Edgy kid is swinging at A.J.’s back because they are too close together to hit his chest >A.J. bends down >A.J. BITES EDGY KID’S SHIN >BLOOD >Edgy kid is crying in pain >We pull A.J. off of Edgy kid >Cheering >Everyone hated Edgy kid mainly because he wanted to fight a kid with downs >A.J. has blood on his teeth >He spits it out onto the field >Bell rings >Edgy kid is pulling up his neon socks to hide the bite mark >We return our champion to Tard HQ cont?
Zachary Ramirez
Dammit OP continue you absolute madman
Michael Taylor
i thought i could pretype it while you guys were reading, im still typing so hold on
Colton Diaz
>Lunch time >We sit near the basketball court again >The tensions were too high, I didn’t want to get in trouble because of A.J. >Tard Wranglers find us and brings A.J. to us >My friend and I are scared and excited >Edgy kid ignores everyone and sits in the corner of the field only to eat alone >Two of the 5th grade girls who were taking care of some tard came up to us >Congratulated us for “winning” >Kind of flirty >They compliment how good A.J. is at fighting >Bell rings >We return A.J. >During class, another kid that takes care of the tards for recess and lunch hands me a note >HE WANTS TO ARRANGE A FIGHT BETWEEN THE TARDS >I write no and hand it back to him because the tension was high enough >Next day >The kid who gave me the note walks up to Me, A.J., and my friend with his tard >Tries to convince me to let the tards fight >I give in >Fight is arranged for lunch >A.J. is ready >He recognizes the center of the field as a fighting circle >Everyone is crowded around the tard and his caretaker >A.J. goes to the center and sprints to the other tard >It’s an all out brawl >Long story short, A.J. wins >The downs fight club has risen >More caretakers want their downy kids to fight A.J. >We say fuck it and let A.J. fight I’m still typing, its getting good
Justin Hall
Oh my fuck user
Jonathan Diaz
Edge of my seat
Nicholas Green
This is absolutely beautiful
Easton Cruz
>A.J. keeps winning for the next week >Mowing through tard after tard >A.J. is crowned king, only one tard is left to beat >The fight is scheduled >A.J. makes the kid get a bloody nose during the fight >We don’t know what to do because the Tard Wranglers will find out >Everyone holds the loser tard to the ground >We have to pick grass from the field and dry the blood >The way his head was angled and the grass in his nose >Loser tard sneezes >blood shoots everywhere >10+ kids have blood splattered on their clothes and faces >FUCK >Bell rings >We run with A.J. >Return him to tard HQ >They don’t notice the blood >We get to class >All of the kids around me are covered in blood >I put on a jacket so the blood couldn’t be seen >The teacher sees blood on on of the students shirts >Assumes she had a bloody nose >Continues teaching >The intercom says “user and user’s friend to the office, NOW!” >Rest in peace IM TYPING TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY
Andrew Davis
5th grade tard fighting...
Gabriel Hall
Faster faggit
Alexander Hill
take your time OP. make sure its good. this is becoming one of my favorite greentexts.
Logan Foster
Its faggot
Ethan Parker
Checking in for epic tard thunderdome thread
Chase Nguyen
T H U N D E R D O M E
Carson Price
>My friend and I leave the class >We go to the office >At least 5 kids are in line at the nurses office for having blood on them >Edgy kid is talking to the principal >We walk in >EDGY KID SNITCHED >A.J. walks into the office with his Tard Wrangler >Don’t know what he could do to help because he was almost completely inaudible >He has some blood on him too >Edgy kid was sitting at the corner of the field every day >He didn’t see the blood but it was pretty easy to understand what happened >Edgy kid shows bite mark even though it was almost completely healed by then >Long story short, my friend and I get suspended >A.J. is outside of the principal’s office >He looks me in the eyes >Whispers almost silently >”Thank” >I’ve never been happier in my life >I get home from school because I got suspended >Everything is low and quiet for the next week >I get back to school after suspension T Y P I N G
Charles Davis
Grabbed a bunch of screens on mah phone ill make a pic later
Brandon Rivera
the real hero of this thread
Bentley Rodriguez
Checked those dubs
Jeremiah Peterson
You 5th Grade Tyler Durden motherfucker OP.
Aiden Sanders
>I didn’t want to talk about anything that had happened >I asked someone about A.J. >A.J. was transferred to a school with only downy kids >I never saw A.J. again >The aftershock of the downy fight club was massive >Edgy kid was shunned by every single student in the school for snitching >No one liked him >His neon socks used to get pussy because he was the bad boy who started fights (Prior to the A.J. fight) >All the bitches heard that my friend and I were suspended >I had 3 girlfriends because that’s how 5th grade is >My friend had 2 >Faggot >Tard HQ stopped renting out tards to students and actually did their jobs In the end, A.J. was not only the fight club king, but the one who would get me 3 girlfriends, 1 in which I would have sex with in 8th grade.
And that’s the story of A.J., the Downy fight club king
Sebastian Ward
get pic in here now, we cant let the thread die before pic is here
Ryder Rivera
...
Nathaniel Moore
love this story so much, it's worth the read
Noah Ortiz
dammit op...
Charles Cook
epic story. OP was not a fag today. good job
Hudson Garcia
WHERE'S THE PIC
Nicholas Cook
Op is a faggot
Michael Hill
Thanks OP, you glorious bastard
Joseph Lopez
God tier story, OP
Robert Gray
thanks for enjoying my story, didn't think the story would be so good
Hunter Turner
dammit wheres that pic!
Aiden Price
waiting as well. it's almost 3 fucking AM here
Matthew Diaz
wonderful
Austin Jones
>be 3rd grade little me >have (now looking back open it) a tard in class >people picking on him, having a hard day >screams "fuck you" at teacher >flips my friend Dom's desk on top of him, >Dom starts crying >at this point everyone stands up >goes to my desk >flips that shit >desk top breaks >all my papers fall out >wheresmylunchbox.jpg >tard runs to emergency intercom button >presses it, cops on line >all they hear is tard screaming >teacher pins down tard until office people come down
Not that good as a story as OP, but it was a memorable moment in my life
>be your typical, edgy 10 year old >me and my friend decide it would be funny to put go-gurt on the bathroom walls >make it look like "cum" >do it, funny, didn't get caught
Next week
>hot dog on seat >2 packs of go-gurt on walls >apple smashed into bits on floor >toilet paper covering stall walls
Still didn't get caught. >finally, we take it to the next level. >between 6th and 7th period, we head to the bathroom >we both shit on the floor. >sick next day, stay home >check phone >"Hey user, the dean found out it was you" >come in next day, get suspended for two days. >he gets off no trouble >on my record, it says "Deficated on bathroom floor" >too scared to apply to collage because they might bring it up
Thats not a true tard story, but it's when i felt the most retarded.
Josiah Turner
LET AJ BE A SCREENCAP!!!
Zachary Lopez
.rar wtf
Evan Parker
files are up have fun
Camden Hernandez
whats wrong with rar?
Aaron Price
well I know this is tard thread but I'd expect single image in that time
Jack Lewis
Pls get me in the screencap
Sebastian Green
I'm lazy, you wanna throw it all together then do it and upload it, it'd make it easier for people to see
Caleb Jones
if I weren't no the phone, I'd do it
Bentley Butler
SOMEONE PLS SCREENCAP
Thomas Myers
I
Jason Hill
10 year old that's 4-5 grade
Isaac Thomas
Oh, my bad. 11
Dylan Rogers
where is screencap this is going down in Sup Forums history
Lucas Cox
all the pics are saved in the google drive link, waiting for someone with time to take all the photos and make a single image of them
Anthony Roberts
well is someone doing that
Chase Green
nice quints
Josiah Howard
Has no one seriously screencapped yet UGH
Gavin Diaz
no time busy working on video editing
Nathaniel Cook
I'll do it
Brody Lopez
thank you!
Kayden Nguyen
No one cares about your shitty editing. Get to work fuckbag,
Eli Price
>tfw you know deep in your heart this happened last week.
Christopher Price
What a read
Jordan Murphy
Did this happen last week?
Cameron Nguyen
>be me >awkward edgy 5th grader with a literal posse of tards following me around everywhere I went >didn't even know half of them >always called the ones I didn't know guy or person >watch those shows where people constantly pull pranks on each other (impractical jokers,etc.) >attempt to act just like I see them on tv >today is my random day >go to school wearing a cape shorts over my pants and a bike helmet (I rode the car) >teachers make me take it off >I'm shirtless under my jacket so they let me keep that >say retarded things like "funny duck" and "silly willy" >get bullied by this one kid nicknamed "Big T" >call my mom >she comes to school super embarrassed to be here, also had to leave work to come >she's furious because she thought I was hurt >she leaves and apologizes on my behalf >Big T isn't done with me yet >wants to fight me >show up to fight >grab my bike helmet and smash it into that fucker's face >start kicking and punching him >Big T starts crying >nobody fucks with me for the rest of the day >everybody respects me next day >back to my usual entourage >mfw
Matthew Jones
Beautiful 11/10
Brandon King
>totally relates with Downy Tard Stories.
Camden Diaz
I've never read a greentext tard story written by a tard himself Thank you
Hudson Martinez
op is a fucking faggot, thats one of the most loved tard green text stories to be saved, trying to act like real OP
