Share your secrets

Share your secrets.

I'm a nigger.

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[spoiler] I'm sexually attracted to humanized ponies [/spoiler]

i am living with an alien from another world
it like take a lot of drugs like eating candies

I'm getting laser heir removal on my ass, next session is on january 3rd, so far it feels amazing having a smooth ass and a lot more confident about it
pD: no homo

I'm planning to kill myself when I get a gun.

Im having a heart attack.

I'm a cuck and none of my friends know and it gives me panic attacks imagining that they'll find out. My gf is pretty careless and fucks several guys a week, sometimes in public. The thought of one of our friends finding out that I'm hung like a seahorse and that I eat Chadnut out of my gf gives me tachycardia.

I'm a fucking slut, who loves dirty talking and others watching me do slutty things,
But I'm trying to stop being such for my boyfriend.

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Lucky
>but only if it's a massive coronary that kills you, you weak ass bitch

I feel your pain and I'm sorry Fam

im a transgender fag and one day plan to get my dick cut off to have a vag

On my way to work tomorrow I'm desperately hoping someone shoots me in the head and gets away with it like a ghost.

u sure he wants u to stop, or does he not know?

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give me your kik please

you are mentally ill and don't need psychological counselling but to get the fuck away from everyone you know, go somewhere where you know nobody, learn not to socialize, spend 10 years alone and work on yourself until you're as physically, mentally, and psychologically fit as you need to be to properly satisfy and be satisfied by a woman.
Only after you've tried that can you truly claim you've given heterosexuality it's fair try. Otherwise you're just weak of character and don't deserve to get anything you want in life because it can be so easily taken from you.

I fell out of love with my wife of 12 years. I started having an affair and am now having feelings for my mistress. She has a boyfriend and 2 kids and has the same feelings for me. We're both fucked.

I have a beautiful daughter age 22 and am setting up an old man with a foot fetish to come over and "give her a foot rub." I found his ad on craigslist and he was very surprised and excited to get a chance to do his thing on a pretty, young girl like my daughter. We emailed back and forth several times about details but I don't want to bore you with all that.

I miss my old self.

He doesn't know,
But we've talked about it,
And he definitely doesn't want me to be slutty.
He's pretty insecure about it, too.

what made it go the way it did?

dude, have some self respect

I don't want you to.

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hey amelia

my moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car

Not my name,
But it's very pretty.
I like it.

too fuckin bad you fat fuck
also, she's probably just trying to lure you away from your wife because through some long chain of connections, someone is trying to destroy any and all success you have.
If you're this old and haven't figured out that women do shit to deliberately convince you they love you or that they're worth dropping all of your shit for then you deserve the shit storm that's gonna fall on you if you split.
12 years is too long to flush down the toilet, it's the type of shit people kill over.
Suck it the fuck up and be a man or suffer the consequences.
Also, I said "the type of shit people kill over"
>Any woman smart enough to know how to use her vagina properly won't have anything to do with it.

Mom used to beat me up a lot when I was a kid, now I have very aggressive tendencies.

I feed on the pain of others. I make my gf do shit she hates - even if it doesn't turn me on. I just makes me happy to see her suffer

Yeah, because all of what you just wrote wasn't retarded enough as it is.

What do you mean? Why did I lose touch with my wife and gain it with another?
Resentment towards each other, the mistress is the only person I'm honest with anymore to include my brother who knows everything about me except for the affair.

No you don't, you miss oblivious.

what is your name then?

why r u doing that?

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mom was an addict for years when i was younger until good guy cps came and moved us, and my mom, with family up north. she's been clean for years.
i found two burnt spoons on the counter.

When I fap I catch my cum in my hand and lick it off.

my ass is just too hairy, looks gross, makes me feel insecure

Worse thing that'll happen: you'll then be smarter and more attractive and better at suckin dicks...if that really is what you want.
>The point is, work on yourself. Nobody wants ugly.

I'm transgendered, I want to transition so badly but I never will. I'll probably get Lupron or an androgen blocker or whatever at some point just to quell the urges.

Your MOM?
>pussy

im in the same boat.

I like to be humiliated and have strangers look at me naked.

I feed on confounding others. Your girl is either cheating or is going to, and then you're going to see pictures of it on this site.

I like traps

i can be yours

Holy shit

That's called shit aint go so good in life and now she's just trying to enjoy the time she has left.
Also, outside manipulation is usually the main culprit.
Addicts are constantly on edge, especially with heroin, all it takes is a small shove so look to those close to her even if it's someone you respect, admire, or even love.
The closest ones to us can hurt us the most.....and usually do.

I like clean shaven femboys.
Sorry user :/

I'm not a fan of guys who turn these threads into trap thread by posting nude images of themselves.

Homosexuality is a sin

I'm pretty sure the 49ers are gonna win the superbowl this year

> hung my hamster
> punched female trampled in the face who was sleeping on a church bench

One time I took a shit at the zoo and it actually made the place smell better.

Kek

proof?

I rented a room from a guy that was a pimp in Colombia. He used to convince girls to become models and would move them into prostitution. It didn't take too much to get them to make the jump. There were a few rooms in his apartment. Outside of one of the room was a desk. I found camera memory in the desk but I didn't have a reader for that format of memory, so I took the card.
It's full of modeling sessions of the poor girls that live there. He would go to neighborhoods and convince them they could have a better life. He told them they could land a rich foreigner, but rich foreigners don't want prostitutes. I wouldn't touch his girls.
Here is one of the pictures.

I work for the CDC and there's only 13 more days until the effects are permanent.

I am so surprised that stuff seems to be going well with her.

Seems like we may actually end up together in the end. But still I am kinda uncertain as to why she said "Yes" and if we will actually go out together

post more or you are a liar.

I have low intelligence and I'm pathetic in all things. I have failed at everything I have ever tried. I'm a pussy to top it all off. And here I am, posting a comment on an anonymous message board, fishing for sympatht, fishing for someone to tell me that I'm not these things, because I crace external validation and subconsciously hearing that I'm not dumb will keep me going another day.

I have BPD and I'm a male

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What's that like?

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Finger-chan is back... And...

I'm not preggers

Sorry for very late reply.
My name is Destiny.

Can someone degrade me so i can fap

I found you

I make my GF tickle my asshole every night until I fall asleep, I don't fucking care if it take an hour

What?

Honestly it's hell, especially the stigma it has.

I was like 5 years old when that started, she kept doing it till I was 13 and that's only because her hands would hurt when she hit me.

Another one

i still fap to my little pony porn

FINGERCHAN

can you please post belly now it is confirmed there are no children in it? I've been waiting so long

confirmed fake, nobody is named destiny

post more!

You've never met someone named Destiny?
I've met two others.

does she like doing it? how did u get her to ?

This is the gospel truth.

Awww... You've been waiting long time, haven't you?

My gf used to have night seizures on medication, each night they would last about an hour, for that hour I did ANYTHING I COULD FUCKING THINK OF! One night she woke up and there was shit in the bed-i told her she'd had an 'accident' when really I'd reached in her Ass and pulled out a handful of shit. I'm ashamed.

I tell several times in a day "I want to kill myself". At the beginning, I keep that in my head. Now, I tell that for real and loudly. Someone will hear me and that make me very nervous. It is like tourette syndrome, I can't control myself and it is not necessary because I want to do it. I'm crazy.

I did it because I was sick of having shit sticking to my fucking arse mane. Added bonus: my farts are intense now, sound and smell.

I'm confused, explain?

Best friend told me he enjoyed killing his dad. Then grabbed me and told me he knew I could kill another person.

Is this real? Please post moar to confirm

You sound like you might have OCD.

I used to work for a private security outlet.
We had contracts all over the globe, ranging from Moscow, to San Antonio, to Quebec, to Belize.
The year was 1974 in Northern Darfur and we were guarding the man who had schematics for what would become the world's most sophisticated nuclear missile silo in the US to this day. The package was to have a sit down with a foreman on a construction site. That was when all hell broke loose.
The package was hit several times in both legs with one hand blown clean off. My team was ripped to shreds by a minigun and the local armed detail sent with us to ensure our safe arrival and departure turned on us. I lost one arm fighting from behind a fountain in the center of the courtyard. The other I lost dragging the packages worthless body out of that hell hole and had to finish the job by gripping the scruff of his collar in my teeth.
If you're wondering how I typed all of this
well the answer is simple
>my dick

I swear to god fingerchan I need this more than you know

WHOA WHOA WHOA!
>She sounds like a hand full.

I just fuckin can't.

sweet god, you're may be right

im french

Badumm tiss...

Welp, here we go

>Watching Dirty Jobs, he has to extract semen from a bull to artificially inseminate a cow
>places an electrode against the bull's prostate to do so, it works like a charm
>idea.jpg
>run to wife, she is into it
>get her old vibrating metal egg, sheathed wire, a D-cell battery
>unscrew two halves of egg, insert wire, screw back
>slather in water-based lube
>so much lube
>insert into ass, up against prostate, with other end of wire on positive of D-cell
>attach other wire to negative
>wife spread eagles, lubes up as well
>lube my cock just in case
>insert just the tip until it's touching her g-spot
>touch the bare end of the negative wire to her clit

My parents still don't know the real reason we divorced

You seem like you'd be short.