What if Marvel wrote the plane scene?

What if Marvel wrote the plane scene?
>CIA: If I pulled that off, would you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful...
>CIA: You're a big guy.
>Bane: For you.
>CIA: Uhhh.. What do you mean? You're a big guy for me or it would be painful for me?

We wouldn't have a redit, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, facebook memers like you problem then?

>look mom I just posted le masketta man meme
kys

>Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
>Bane: Dude, you just said four words right there! Come on!

CIA: If I pull off your mask, would you die?
Bane: It would give me an owie.
CIA: Would you want me to kiss it better?
Bane: Only if they replace you with a black man for the sake of diversity.

>There's only one big guy... and he doesn't dress like that.

>Only if they replace you with a black man for the sake of diversity.
Funny you should say that

Kek, I can see this happening

If I put on the Pest, will you die?

Fuck off shitposting Sup Forumsermin

I'm in the mood to reply, simply because I can.

>Don't worry, no charge for them
>Good cause I forgot my credit card

>Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
>Don't like talking, huh? Let's see if you like flying!
>Who's next in line? I can do this all day long, guys.

>CIA: If I pulled that off, would you die?
>Bane: It would be extremely painful...
>CIA: You're a big (*gender neutral term*) human being.
>Bane: For you.

>Someone get this hothead out of here

>I don't see the human torch anywhere LOL!

>Iron Man: Mr. Bucky, I'm S.H.I.E.L.D.
>T'challa: He wasn't alone
>Iron Man: You don't get to bring friends
>Bucky: They're not my friends
>Iron Man: Why would I want them?
>T'challa: They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the soldier. The shielded man.
>Iron Man: Cap? Get on board - I'll call it in.
>Iron Man: What are you doing in the middle of my operation?
>Iron Man: The flight plan I just filed with SHIELD lists me, my men, and Bucky here. But only one of you.
>Iron Man: First one to talk gets to stay on my helicarrier!
>Iron Man: So... Who paid you to grab Bucky?
>Iron Man: He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?
>Iron Man: Tell me about Cap! Why does he wield the shield?
>Iron Man: Lot of loyalty for a fake Avenger!
>Cap: Or he's wondering why you someone would shoot a man with repulsors before throwing him out of a helicarrier
>Iron Man: Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you?
>Cap: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
>Cap: No one cared who I was before I picked up the shield.
>Iron Man: If I take it off, will you die?
>Cap: It would be extremely painful.
>Iron Man: You're a big guy.
>Cap: For you.
>Iron Man: Was getting caught part of your plan?
>Cap: Of course. Bucky refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
>Bucky: Nothing, I said nothing.
>Iron Man: Well, congratulations, you got yourself caught. Now what's the next step in your master plan?
>Cap: Crashing this helicarrier. With no survivors!
>Cap: No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
>Falcon: Have we started the Civil?
>Cap: Yes, the Civil Wars.
>Cap: Calm down, Bucky, now is not the time for fear, that comes later.

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kek

>marvel writes the plan scene
>all the writing is exactly the same
>except they do more than one take so it doesn't come off as an utterly ridiculous amateurish clusterfuck

>they also use an imax camera that isn't so loud they need all the actors to literally scream their lines

>the banevoice isn't three times louder than GUNFIRE

How can a camera be loud?

>CIA: what would happen if I pulled your mask off
>Bane: ever see that really old movie Disney Presents A LucasFilms production : S7ar Wa7s: episode 7 the Fo7ce Awakens (aviable on DVD/BluRay July 12) ?

>Calm down, Doctor. It's not like you're on a plane crash or something. Uhh, scratch that...

Pavel would be Stan Lee cameo.

You forgot the shaky camera.

*kisses you softly back*

:D

>Black green lantern has a gun

What did they mean by this?

whats with the bane renaissance lately?

>they work for the mercenary, the masketa man...
>did you just say "the mosquito man"? haha dude that's pretty weird

and it did saved his life literally.

>Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
>Funny name, who's your brother, FBI?

>marvels le epic 4th wall breaking shitty dead pool humor

Fucking christ

Smee and Maiman would also be hamming it up.
>I didnt sign up for this!
>so thats what that feels like!

it would be extremely arid

the hothead mods seem to have been purged, or they realized we were going to fuIIchan and they were losing traffic

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>fuIIchan

CIA: Pray tell me about of Bane! For what doth he weareth the mask? Much loyalty, for sentry!
Bane: Yet evenso wondereth he for what one striketh another man, before ejecteth he him from out a plane?
CIA: For the very least of concerns, thou canst speak. Who art thou?
Bane: It matters not who we are, what matters is our plan.
Bane: No man careth of my person, until I adorned my mask.
CIA: If I remove of thy mask, wilt thou perish?
Bane: It will cause much grievance.
CIA: Thou art a man of great stature!
Bane: For thou.
CIA: Was becoming reprimanded an element of your plan?
Bane: Verily...
Dr Pavel hath refused our offer in favour of thine, we had strong desire to know of what he told to you.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA: Well, congratulations! Thou hast found thyself caught! Yet what is the proceeding venture thy great plan?
Bane: To fell this plane... without survivors!

yo hol up

>cuckchan