Post the worst/cringiest lines possible

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NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

>she's so she's so
>beat thirsty thought I heard a mosquito

Life is a bitch, and death is her sister,
Sleep is the cousin, where the fuck the family picture?
Ya'll know father time, and ya'll know mother nature
It's all in the family but I am of no relation

all of car radio by twenty one pilots

i love them, but fuck that song

for me its i love that song but fuck them

>Nobody knows what it's like
>To be the bad man
>To be the sad man

Image makes me immediately think of "semen stains the mountaintops"

>We don't do the same drugs no more
>We don't do the, we don't do the same drugs, do the same drugs no more
>'Cause she don't do the same drugs no more
>We don't do the, we don't do the same drugs, do the same drugs no more

I WISH I COULD EAT THE SALT OFF OF YOUR LOST FADED LIPS

I've been reading books of old
The legends and the myths
Achilles and his gold
Hercules and his gifts
Spiderman's control
And Batman with his fists
And clearly I don't see myself upon that list

Anything from Trout Mask Replica

>Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
>And my dick runs deep so deep so deep put her ass to sleep

This is my favorite song on the album tho :(

>They say people never change but that's bullshit
>they dooooooooo

>I FUCK A BITCH MOUTH UNTIL HER FUCKING FACE CAVE IN

fuck the two of you

i actually really like all the cheesy lines in that song

My feet can't cross the parking lot.
The parking lot, is way too hot.

>what is a chorus

FUCK A BITCH
WHA
FUCK A BITCH

>Jesus black life ain't matter

Any song that uses a commonly used phrase as the chorus.

IF I CANT TRUST YOU THEN DAMMNIT HANNAH

equally:

THOUGH WE LIVE ON THE US DOLLAR YOU AND ME WE GOT OUR OWN (cents) OF TIME

>MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE
>MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE

I know that I can treat you better
BETTAH THIN HE CAAN

I love my bloody valentine but some of the songs from isn't anything are pretty cringe. However, its a mixture of cringe and romantic
For example, from Cupid come
"Everytime I look at you
Pins me to the ground
Mirror me your memories, please
And let me help you down
Swallow me into your bed
With glimpses of your thighs
Forget your vanity
Come cupid, come"
Still one of my favorite MBV songs though

>YA HEARD WHAT I SAID

BLABLABLABLABLA
OH NO
BLABLABLABLABLA
HOT HEAD

fuck them AND fuck that song

"I wanna fold clothes for you"

>we order different drinks at the same bars
>she thinks you love the beach, you're such a damn liar
>thought you said that you would always be in love, but you're not in love no more

Those lyrics are perfect.

that lyric and picture remind me of what farts smell like

Let me in, the voice cried softly,
From outside the wooden door.
Scattered remnants of the ship could be seen in the distance,
Blood stained the icy wall of the shore.

I'm the only one left. the storm, took them all,
He managed as he tried to stand.
The tears ran down his face.
Please, it's cold.

When he woke, there was no trace of the ship.
Only the dawn was left behind by the storm.
He felt the creaking of the stairs beneath him.
That rose, from the sea, to the door.

There was a sound at the window then.
The captain started, his breath was still.
Slowly, he turned.

From behind the edge of the windowsill,
There appeared the delicate hand of a child.
His face was flushed and timid.
He stared at the captain through frightened eyes.

The captain reached for something to hold on to,
Help me, he whispered, as he rose slowly to his feet.
The boy's face went pale,
He recognized the sound.

Silently, he pulled down the shade against the shadow.
Lost in the doorstep of the empty house.

I'm trying to find my way home.
I'm sorry...
...and I miss you.

I miss you.
I've grown taller now.
I want the police to be notified.
I'll make it up to you,
I swear, I'll make it up to you.

I miss you.

My Sides

delete this

>(you)

This

I don't see the cringe.

How is it possible for one human to look so ugly?

And I say that as a pretty ugly person myself.

post your face you coward

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CAN YOU QUACK LIKE A DUCK WHEN YOU SUCK
CAN YOU BUCK LIKE A HORSE WHEN WE FUCK
CAN YOU SHIT ON MY CHEST FOR GOOD LUCK

my fucking sides

psssssh whatever pleb

kek

dance gavin dance have the worst lyrics in music today

b8

>new kids on the block had tons of hits
>Chinese food makes me sick
>I like girls that wear abercrombie and fitch

Nah I thought that was cool when I listened to st anger when I was like 13

Come on lads.
>swallow me into your bed

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

any words/phrases ever uttered by any modern rap "artist"

I've never listened to this album and I've always thought that, out of context, these lyrics actually aren't that bad. In a post-irony kind of way, like obviously they were aware how blatantly obscene the line is, but they just couldn't help themselves.

Look at this guy he has gotten the hungry catapillar please send him a hearts content

There is only one correct answer.

>Your grace is wasted in your face,
>Your boldness stands alone among the wreck
>Now learn from your mother or else spend your days biting your own neck

It's true tho, I ain't joking

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today... Aha-ah...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace... You...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world... You...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

PEACHES COME
FROM A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
IN A FACTORY
DOWN
TOWWWWNNNNN

actually come to think of it these might be the best lyrics I've heard

>The songs on the radio are okay
>But my taste in music is your face

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>I asked you to go to a Green Day concert
>You said you'd never heard of them
>How cool is that? [how cool is that?]
>So I went to your room
>And read your diareee-eee

I found new feelings at the feeling store

everything on pinkerton is pretty much self-satire though so it gets a pass. it's supposed to be cringe. also don't tell me "pink triangle" isn't catchy as hell

first time I heard that song I didn't get the lasagna line, and not understanding it I thought it made no sense and that lil wayne was retarded...

>mfw when I saw lasagna spelled out & finally got it years later.

Fer sure maybe fer sure not
Fer sure eh fer sure bomb
Pulled up at a stop light did drugs on the dashboard
Look at the mess we made tonight

DID THE MAN WHO INVENTED COLLEGE GO TO COLLEGE?

And I want to walk around with you and be here with you

all of Gronlandic Edit, by Of Montreal, the whitest band ever.
> the lines about religion
> "Nihilists with good imaginations"
> "physics makes us all its bitches"
> "all of the beauty is wasted"
euphoric atheist: the song

also the one line in The Past Is a Grotesque Animal that shoehorns in a "Story of The Eye" namedrop.

two otherwise flawless songs

a lot of radiohead lyrics are also kiddish. at least the music is saved by thom yorke being unintelligible most of the time.

all of "stressed out" too

its a song for manchildren

i miSS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

except thats the greatest of all time song line

>i love them

hearing this guy say "masturbated" on Carrie and Lowell makes my ears bleed

although maybe that is the point

>Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?
>Put the pussy in a sarcophagus

All of Grimes

Oooooblivion xxxxxxxxxDDDDD

this

The word masturbate is disgusting in general

there isn't a more disgusting single word probably

it's just really vile, but yeah agreed.

>SHE PRAYS TO BE
>SCULPTED BY THE SCULPTOR

all of her fucking songs are literal trash
her songwriting makes me either wince or roll my eyes irl
ive never hated a pop artist more.

>Baby I'm just soggy from the chemo

>If I was a sculptor, but then again, no

>I did it all for da nookie! Da nookie! So you can take that cookie and stick it up your YEAH! Stick it up your YEAH!

>Happiness, no more being sad! Happiness, I am glad!

hater, i love that song

but that song has great lyrics
very visual

>she said she got a man, keep it on the low
>I said, he dont speak english, fuck he gon say?

i chuckle and shake my head at this weird ass line everytime

CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES

It's the way she sings the Japanese which makes it even more cringy:
> Come, come, kitty kitty, you're so pretty pretty...
> みんあ最高ありがとう、かっかっかっ可愛い!!

> You're easy breezy, and I'm Japan-easy!

> The way you shake it, I can't believe it, I ain't never seen an ass like that,
> The way you move it, you make my pee pee, go doing doing doing

The 90's were filled with cringe
> And then we'll do it doggie style, so we can both watch X-Files

> Chickty China the Chinese Chicken,
> You have a drumstick and your brain stops stickin'

> I sent a message through the Internet and it rejected,
> I wrote a letter and sent it through the post,
> The postage takes so long, so I have to sing this song to let you know how I feel, what's the deal baby?

> Am I original?
> Am I the only one?
> Am I sexual?

> I'm Doc-doc-Dr. Dick, and when you're feeling sick, I've got a trick!
> It's sex, sex you'll be feeling alright!

> TO THE EXXTREME I rock the mic like a candle,
> Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Pleb

>Who run the world - GIRLS
> Who run this mutha - GIRLS

I BREAK MIRRORS WITH MY FACE IN THE UNITED STATES [x9]

Entire discography of Coldplay, Chainsmokers, Twenty One Pilots, Calvin Harris etc.

>all of car radio by twenty one pilots
>i love them
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is one of the greatest musical moments from last year. Especifically first chorus with the sample at the end.

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I love them and I like that song

Nah they're going for a specific trashy ironic vibe and they nail it. Also you cherry picked some of their shittiest lyrics, anything off mothership has pretty fucking good lyrics imo.

ANYTHING BY HOPSIN

>Won't be no God to comfort you
>You told me not to believe that lie
>You won't need anybody, nobody needs you
>Don't cry old man, don't cry
>Everybody dies.

Oh wait-------

ANYTHING BY HOPSIN

GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION

>Don't get down, be the growth
>Don't white out, show your yolk