ITT: We post our faces and other anons tell us what movie we would be cast in and what role we would have

ITT: We post our faces and other anons tell us what movie we would be cast in and what role we would have.

Here's me, don't hold back.

Oh and I meant what type of movie. Obviously we can't be cast in a movie that already exists.

>walmart

Pseudo documentary on Columbine. You're the third friend that pussies out, stays home and faps to qt's on Facebook.

Pls no bully

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Be gentle

Weird al biopic

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All right, do you worst guys, not like the BVS haven't made me cry already

Fair enough. It's the eyes, isn't it? I get tons of sleep but the circles stay. Oh well, don't sweat over what you can't change.

>some jaws remake
>a guy that wants to go to the beach

Bone?

you can play him in the inevitable biopic. You're gonna have to get a bowl cut though

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Have at it boyos

Batman Returns

Holy shit good for Cavill that is a literal goddess

Who is that?

Holy shit is there any conclusion to that

Do your best faggots

>You're a good boy!
>4u

The Dark Knight Rises

DE VOIPER

>some b-thriller
>sanchez, the mexican hacker guy who gets shot later on

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indian remake of drive

finna go easy on me yahear?

Captain Cunnyposter

Double penetration anal porn. But only before you develop a drug habit and have to start turning tricks to pay for rent.

pls no bully

Easy A

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Rhaegar Targaryen

looks like a japanese girl trying to imitate taylor swift with contacts and dye

Go back to /soc/. This is the type of crap that turned this board so awful.

Dylann "Pastor Blaster" Roof

goblin
jew
cave troll

Frank Underwood in House of Cards

hello fellow Jew

Mitsi Turbo Champion: The movie

what is going on in this thread?

Well, this is me

Show us your dick

Gay porno you massive faggot

batman vs pleb pandering man
resident evil movies
whiplash
star wars (see any)
tim burton trash
barber shop
star wars again

elizabeth in some bioshock infinite movie, but a really tired elizabeth

>©alamy
apply yourself

Moby
AIDS patient
Cancer patient

this thing from courage the cowardly dog

ay thats the homie robert. sup b?

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What's the source of this meme?

Douglas Levison

Do your worst.

Sauce?

My dick

A tim burton/ Scott pilgrim hipster film.

my wife in our wedding video

Stephen King's IT
Old School 2
Splice 2
The Goonies 2
Better Call Saul
Xavier Dolan's transgender movie
Rom com starring Miles Teller
The Elf 2
Hellraiser reboot
Sense 8 season 2

Cast me

Max Landis biopic

probably all the same stupid phone poster

Nice white and gold shirt.

SIT ON MY FACE JANNY BABE

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in the inevitable bio pic

This is an NSA honeypot

>that user you called a faggot was actually a qt grill

Only good side

sent ;)

pls no bully

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you don't know robert nigga foh

trumpet fight

google it

Cane?

inb4 any role previously played by Edward James Olmos

the queen of love and beauty

>he fell for the image.jpg posts

you put image.jpg to pretend they are real you pillock

Home alone, the remake

Cmun step it up

Computer hacker from a tech startup in California.

are you aware that your hair is growing diagonally? i'd have that looked at

OP is image.png tho.

Kinda funny because I actually am an artist with no life.

Ren & Stimpy live action movie, Roger Rabbit style, as George Liquor.

this was taken at a /k/ meetup

he probably lives somewhere near the equator desu

this is the kind of person that posts frogs and complains about the lack of """""trigger discipline"""" in films.

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looks hot, i'd let him rim my boipucci

I was going to rename mine image.png but didn't

He's a clevery guy

iphones create .png when you do a screenshot

They can't put this man in a cell, he'd slip through the bars.

I would push it straight back but it's too thick to stay like that, so I have to push it up and to the side. When I have bedhead it's all over the place so idt it really grows diagonally

did you get caught in a trash compactor?

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