Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here really
>Shitposting must be original
>If you're posting images you're not an elitist
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in Discord
>Most importantly, have fun!
akame claimed
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Alice2 claimed
still here
Sameji claim'd
Is it ironic that the "shitposter" is actually a regular here?
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Fuck MOBA's. Too many people on them are too stupid to be alive
no problem galilce
That is true. I can find comfort while eating some greasy food at a small diner.
Arisu.
Which MOBA is it?
He's just tsundere for /waifu/.
Do you actually care about the shitposter?
What're you fucking gay?
best girl claimed
Thanks slave
You said you were leaving.
Ak-me.
>Current year, not being fucking gay
What are you, a faggot?
I channeled my inner Alice2 and lied to you.
Minanon reporting for duty.
Have you filled out your AlolaDex yet?
>doubleteaming in a kitchen is pretty badass too
You know it, dude.
Done that shit a few times, but definitely not enough.
Heya Mr. Shitposter!
What.. do you mind if I ROLL STEAL?
I will try forever until I get Alice2 back.
Mark. My. Fucking. Words.
I promise.
I do mind.
I will.
Too bad.
I won't stop.
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Until I get my Alice2.
ALICE2!!!!!
Likewise, I've had my fill of late night greasy burgers and take out when I can't be arsed to make meme food or something quick at home.
>narrowly avoided Satan trips
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Are you ready
Yes?
Dota 2
Stop, she's mine, like the good bitch that she is~
FOR A GOOD GET?
alice2
Is this the bee movie?
never played it
Dubs are okay, but i need trips to get Alice2 back.
Remember, she is mine.
Even better! Save all the dogger, barricade yourself in a room with dogger.
Die surrounded by dogger.
Thats my perfect death. Smothered by loving dogger.
That was just one song. A suite, but still a single song.
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And the games are formulaic as hell and boring unless you love precision and hating yourself.
USAGI GA NIGETERU
youtu.be
Such a GOOD bitch
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT,
RETARRDDDDDDDDDDD!
seconded. Just wait, he'll warm up eventually.
That or i'll make him
just pulled Zeruiah. Happy.
カラミチーマス
No
Bad
>seasonal bitch
Time to roll TRIPS
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I won't give up.
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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
These rules are cancer. They're using the shitty cancerous /waifu/ drama memes.
>a rule made for just one user
Fucking gay
>trips guy meme
Even if tripsguy did get trips, it wouldn't matter because Skeletor got >quints
>elitist meme
topkek lmao fuckin elitists amirite guyz?
>Discord meme
Discord only has fucking newfags.
The real """""elitist""""" place is the teamspeak but you're such an insufferable newfag that you've barely any knowledge about /waifu/
We are getting closer.
Alice2 STEAL
If Alice2 is yours, why are you rolling for her?
damn it.
but I haven't signed anything
good evening shi-ro.
how was your weekend?
I usually end up there after I worked really late and have to work super early the next day.
what does that mean
hi
I will continue rolling for her until she's mine.
Virgins
Alice is now mine.
Hah!
How do you like them apples?
Alice2 Stolen
Good enough. Thinking about starting up a Pokemon Emerald nuzlocke here soon.
see Idiot.
I have no idea, but it's the text behind her in the intro.
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Poor user must be balling his eyes out after his "beloved" Alice2 was taken away from him.
Learn your place.
You are nothing more than gum on the bottom of my shoe.
Don't reply to me or my post ever again you insufferable faggot
Go jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Oh wait you can't because You haven't the fucking balls. Your left nut is a fucking tumour from you having so much fucking cancer in your veins.
Life sucks, Drop out
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The teamspeak is dead homie
Kys
That's right, Alice2
5:00 PM Pacific Standard Time
Just like we agreed on..
Super Bowl is always a good excuse around these parts, regardless of who's playing. Boxing fights are also another sorry excuse for us to throw a ton of meat on the grill.
Big doggers make excellent feet warmers too, especially when they want to curl up and sleep.
That's a valid reason too. I would usually end up somewhere like Waffle House or another 24 hour breakfast diner after doing bar raids at work. If the sun started coming up though, my chances at sleep were over.
You may have won this round but I'll be sure to claim her again in the next thread.
Muahhhahahahahahahahaha
Waifus virgins can't have a verbal debate with me because they know I'm not only smarter but better than them in every way
You're a spic, you're not better than anyone.
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good night come back safe tomorrow too ,ok ?
I keep looking at it, but never do I smell spaghetti o's, only dr pepper
>csgo
*pukes*
You can't have a verbal debate in text.
Gate is clearly the most interesting idea ever
And Rory is clearly a super original character
Is that why all you ever say is "Autistic neckbeard virgins"
While ironically being a regular here
try Sup Forums then pick up your tears and go back to facebook
Oh like that generation of games.
What rules are you adding?
hmm that's weird
I don't know what's special about these places, but it feels like you can spend all the time you need there.
I was never a huge fan of meat, honestly.
I mean I'll eat it but
I really like vegetables and seafood far, far more.
Shitpost my threads harder, daddy.
>*I like*
Off of work, sorry to those I didn't respond to.
I should more or less be here to stay for a while.
Dunno, I haven't not countered much of what you have said.
If anything you avoid questions and drop out of arguments/debates with me.
Hey guys, I hear there's some super awesome Discord groups I can join. Send me an invite xdddd
My brother has a lapdo- I mean pit x staff. Hes so gentle around kids its not even funny.
What, modern military conservative nation vs highly aggressive medieval fascist empire? Better than fairies playing tag.
A mentally ancient girl who was seperated from her humanity for 900 years and wishes to feel it for her last 60 before she gets detached completely due to becoming a god? Better than STRONGEST.
Nice
Just the standard nuzlocke rules.
How's your ceiling tonight?
You got a lot of people thinking the same thing under the same roof. Time seems to flow differently in some of them while eating. Plus a lot of them are just comfy places to sit down for a nice meal. Nothing pretentious, just a good, solid meal at a good price.
Salads are about the only thing I really won't touch, gotta have my vegetables cooked. Beyond that though, anything goes, even if I'm partial to sausages and meat. Give me anything with cheese, sausages, berries, or mushrooms and I'm content.
Some of them are prime examples of why they're called nanny dogs in some circles. If they're socialized right anyhow. Mine are a Husky X Basenji cross and a Belgian Maliniois. The Husky mix has killed all the stray cats that used to eat fruits and vegetables out of my garden since they weren't quick enough to escape the yard.
Hey Yui. How goes it?
President "elect"
Is the media implying Trump won't live to take office?
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That is the official title, Obama is still president until January.
Still above my head, still helping keep me warm tonight. What's up with your ceiling?
He wasnt even the protective one. Our old lab was far more protective of the baby. Charged and bit the daycare owner on the street because she moved quickly. God I miss him.
Slow, sore.
How bout you?
Make any intricate dish today?
Hi Yuuki
Exactly! I was about to say it's like time is frozen.
It really is comfy
I'm not too familiar with them, but they put up a good challenge huh?
Hey guess what happens when you fight swords with guns
you fucking win
who could've guessed
And oh boy, god ladies who contribute nothing because tanks exist
Oh look, a crazy gothic lolita, how unique
At least I can still say "mr president"
Not much, doing some homework. You?
Whoever the fuck cares about the fucking autistic, 5'11" manchild that has a girlfriend taller than him should hang themmselves from the ceiling fan. But oh wait. You fucking can't because the fucking ceiling won't support your fucking weight you fucking cancer. The thread isn't cancer, its all you autistic newfags that always try to beat the fucking trailer trash manchild in an internet argument.
>"but Mi Liu-senpai all he ever calls us is autistic cancer virgins"
Literally who gives a fuck. If you fucking pussies had skin as thicc as your big bad internet bully's eyebrows literally no one would care. Maybe he's fucking right you cancerous newfags.
>inb4 trailer trash fucking autist says "lol dmgctrl lmao virgins"
You need to grow some fucking balls and go outside you fucking cancerous peice of shit. We all know that these threads are the only reason why you don't have the barrel Daddy's fucking mossberg down your throat. Absolute fucking cancer.
This place radiates so much fucking cancer that it attracts other cancer and then radiates more cancer like a fucking star made of cancer gas.
Remember, this fucking cancerstar's gonna collapse from all the fucking cancer.
Life sucks, Drop out, subhuman trash.
Go back to listening to your cancerous Radiohead and Linkin Park albums in every single one of you cancerous faggots' basements while vaping and wearing you Matrix trench coat and glasses and your fucking jet black fedora you fucking edgy piece of shit cancerous newfags