T H I C C unriffs and also unriffs = nuriffs wow really makes you think Edition
ft. /metal/
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Lincoln Stewart
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Samuel Jenkins
Planetary Duality is considered by quite a few to be a masterpiece. Definitely give it a listen but if you're not into tech death then it may not be your thing.
Christopher Mitchell
male edition
Parker Cox
Third for Thundersteel
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Grayson Young
>nuriffs
i like this meme
Mason Miller
Fifth for Johnny
Hudson Moore
Why is Riot so good
Nolan Hernandez
Seventh for best NWOBHM instrumental
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Gabriel Reyes
high pitched dsbm shrieks are the logical conclusion to harsh vocals
Asher Stewart
Speak English motherfucker
Ethan Baker
When did you realize that Meshuggah are terrible?
>000-00-0-000-0-0-00-00 guitar chugging
>DUDE SO COMPLEX drumming that's just a simple 4/4 pattern with weird footwork
>Robotic and lifeless screaming
>Some boring dissonant 2-note riff over and over is an excuse for lead guitar
>No stylistic evolution after their first album or two
>Every song sounds identical
Lucas Ward
Eleventh for Riot
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Mason Gomez
>riot
>NWOBHM
Jackson Rivera
melon geddout
Gavin Adams
>band's name: Jex THOTh
>vocalist: female (also named Jex THOTh)
POTTERY
Christopher Garcia
Narita sounds pretty NWOBHM to me
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Dylan Sanchez
>Robotic and lifeless screaming
That's one of their more impeccable tenets though. It works especially marvelously on Catch 33 which is an album that is thematically robotic and lifeless and is intended to sound robotic and lifeless in every way.
Agree on all the other points though.
Mason Howard
I realized Meshuggah were terrible around last year when they put out ANOTHER album will of DUDE GROOVES LMAO.
They're been making the same fucking soup of chugs, mid-range screams, disjunctive guitar melodies and mixed meters for twenty years.
Camden Carter
>american band
>new wave of BRITISH heavy metal
Aaron Lewis
You can NWOBHM even if you're not british
Nolan Richardson
TRIPS FOR THE TRIP GOD
DIGITS FOR THE DIGIT THRONE
Asher Ross
Are you retarded?
Adam Green
I bet you think Dark Souls is a JRPG
Parker Myers
goat
Brayden Lee
yeah dude I love NWOBHM bands like Oz, The Rods, Witch Cross, Heavy Load, Grim Reaper, Loudness, Universe, Gotham City, Ostrogoth, Armored Saint, and especially Riot.
Eli Reed
and Mercyful Fate
Daniel Thompson
and the list goes on...
Gabriel Murphy
absolutely
Aaron Murphy
Dark Souls is a JRPG set in a Western inspired fantasy world.
Aaron Wright
>Dark Souls is a JRP
Connor Russell
>Band plays exactly in the same style of other NWOBHM bands
>But since I'm autistic I can't call them that even though it makes no difference
Thanks for the input, autist
Jacob Mitchell
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Cooper Howard
>its a "retard doesn't know how genres work" episode
Carson Howard
>a japanese rpg is not a japanese rpg
wdymbtwip (what did you mean by this, was it poetry?)
Joshua Cooper
this is a NWOBHM thread now
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Bentley Parker
WE TIER LISTS NOW
David Ortiz
the wingdings one gets me every fuckin time
Parker Williams
for a band to be new wave of BRITISH heavy metal, it has to be BRITISH. it's that simple.
Isaiah King
whats some good "Progressive" Trash Metal?
(its Coroner that?)
Christopher Fisher
>setting is Eurocentric (no magical floating castles powered by friendship and love)
>characters are Eurocentric (they wear practical armor instead of high school sweatshirts and pants with 13 belts)
>weapons are Eurocentric (meaning that even the katanas in the game aren't fucking magical laser beams)
>plot is bare bones and requires interpretation from the player (as opposed to a failed magna artist self-inserting his 13 year old self saving the world and fucking a personal harem)
Owen Collins
try this
Nolan Young
Alexander Cook
Just like you have to be a nigger to be black metal
John Sanders
>progressive metal
ENOUGH.
Post conservative metal.
Henry Watson
you mean PRIMITIVE metal?
Ryan Howard
Explain the Vektor meme.
Blake Lopez
It's just that damn good
Caleb Young
inb4 ebu gogo
Levi Taylor
Vektor – Terminal Redux
Colton Stewart
Is there a European nation with a more pathetic metal scene than France? Black metal is the only thing they've ever produced and 90% of it is gay orthodox shit. Where was France 25-30 years ago while their neighbors were helping to shape metal in its formative years? Countries with not even a quarter of the population of France have contributed more to the genre.
Austin Long
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This faggot screwed me up so here's a real rec
Jayden Cruz
Asspain
Landon Murphy
dso tho
Isaiah Foster
Poortugal
Carson Watson
So now everyone recommends it to others as a meme?
Brandon Murphy
...
Jaxon Sullivan
Spain and all of former Yugoslavia.
Jayden Reed
Incoming Sauna
Adam Collins
Kevin Scott
he can't keep getting away with this
Lincoln Gray
>Wintersun is not allowed to sell their music
Ayden Diaz
>release two more primitive black metal albums
>charge 50 euros a pop
>?????
>sauna built
Sebastian Baker
>people are still giving jewri money
Alexander Watson
Is Wintersauna going to become the meme that will save /metal/
Jacob Davis
Julian Martin
I think there will be a lot of interesting things in the future packages, because people won't buy them, if they think they don't get enough value for their money and now they already put all of their old music in this package.
Why wouldn't they, if they think that the package is worth the money?
Yes but it will be renamed /5k/.
Logan Allen
fuck off jewri you niggercunt
Evan Diaz
i see people willingly walking into hell, promised heaven by a con man, and i will not tolerate him making people into victims, playing on all their fears for his own selfish and egotistical purposes.
Jason Taylor
It's just metal, bro
Ryder Young
I'm honestly rooting for Jari to get his 750k just for the butthurt even though I hate Wintersun's music.
Also his videos are hilarious and I legit think he's on the autist spectrum.
Carter Jackson
Isis's Celestial is a lot better than I remember. Sludgy without being too close to the sucky Neurosis sound, and Aaron's sort of shouted vocals are great. Thick riffage and tonez.
Jason Barnes
Fuck off Jari
Jeremiah Carter
Subtle
Isaiah Bennett
no u
It's still a fair trade. He sells music and people buy it, if they think the package is worth the money. Pretty much how all bands work.
>>Asperger is a “diagnosis” alright, and you either have it or you don’t, but the traits that identify an Asperger are many, and you don’t have to have all of them, or all of them to such a degre that you would have been given the “diagnosis” Asperger had you been examined for this, in order to be seen as having a European mind. In Europe we can even see entire tribes thinking much like Aspergers. The most obvious example is of course Finland
t. Varg Vikernes
Ian Hill
I like his AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHH screams much more than the Panopticon-era ones eveyrone else seems to praise
Jack Reyes
Is this the greatest power metal of all time?
Jaxon Rogers
*blocks your path*
Jace Rivera
>Malmö
Nathaniel Perry
Keeper of the seven keys part I
Cooper Flores
Or Imaginations from the Other Side
Connor Garcia
Step aside.
Landon Adams
What's some essential 0% Metallum review-core?
Hard mode no Bitterman, Ultraboris, or Noktorn
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Brayden Collins
James Howard
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Juan Walker
BastardHead's review of Toxik's "Think This" triggers me more than anything else desu
Eli Scott
I remember finding a review that was trashing Bergtatt for using acoustic guitars, called it Starbucks waiting room music and the like, then criticized it for not being Satanic in its lyrical themes. Barely-coherent and full of typos, sounded like it was written by some 13 year old.
Don't remember if it was on Metallum or some other really good site
Alexander Harris
Oh yeah I'd forgotten about that one
He makes so many unnecessary concessions yet asserts that the album is shit because he doesn't "get it"
Lucas Edwards
His criticism of Sabin on that album is totally nonsensical. Atonal as fuck? What?
Adrian Garcia
>SikTH is good
>Portal and Ulcerate are shit
Parker Price
>Listen to Streetcleaner
>It's literally just early Swans
Jordan Gonzalez
>SikTH is shit
>Portal and Prepthebullcerate are shit too
This is the only reasonable opinion
Adam Cox
Guys will Darkthrone ever tour?
Levi Campbell
do you even BREEEEEED
Jaxson Russell
...
Lucas Foster
...
Carson Flores
What did he mean by this?
Cooper King
t. dmshareguy
Connor King
I will kill any fookin faggit to see In The Shadow of the Horns, Kathaarian Life Code, and Boreal Fiends live
Charles Martinez
he's q fuckin nu-male
Elijah Cooper
>canadian tire money guy reaction image
you're my nigger