Times when famous television chefs were flat-out wrong

Times when famous television chefs were flat-out wrong

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Isn't that their thin crust? This is a thin crust from my local pizza place. I'll stick with my place.

When will this retarded meme die?

you're just hungry

pizzaposting is here to stay lad

IT'S

Not until the Sup Forums spammer comes here and removes the Sup Forums facebook meme cancer like he did on Sup Forums

>tfw I want to make a pizza thread but there's always one already

I get the feeling this is the next Brighton Sharibino meme spam (maybe even the same user).
Think about it:
-autistic spamming of the same thread everyday.
-baiting people for (you)s by adamantly pretending that something disgusting is actually appealing to anyone other than himself.
OP is cancer.

This meme was never funny

That's some delicious looking 'za

NEARLY

JUST LOOK AT IT - Gordon Ramsay

pizza doesn't even look bad t.b.h

RAW

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Any criticism about pizza makes you a pizza snob. Pizza is fucking pizza, regardless of quality it's fucking good. The only thing you can complain about is toppings like nasty ass olives or mushrooms. Any pizza to me is fucking excellent and I'm just happy to be eating pizza. Only a fucking normie cunt complains about pizza being "TO GREAASY" or "TOO DOUGHY". That vocabulary just doesn't exist for me, it's fucking pizza I see it I'm gonna eat it. I even like the school pizzas from way long ago, the square ones. Fucking superb with a bit of ranch.

The guy boils baby back ribs. He's a terrible chef.

>olives
>nasty
Pick one

I wonder what based Jack would think of that delicious pizza

It's the pizzapasta again

youtube.com/watch?v=oI_LQ5lR4gU
This fucker even hated on girl scout cookies FUCK HIM!

Here you go sir your order is ready, enjoy. That will be $18.95.

this webm wouldnt be as good without that little clip from the mask at the end

>check the archives
>this is literally the second time it's ever been posted
wow, you're a real fucking moron, huh?

wisdom trips

>the calzone has too much cheese and stuffing in it

literally what type of british faggot actually says this?

youtube.com/watch?v=sRRWoHFrUDk

>Some mashed potatoes are too dry
>Some are too wet

So the guy just mixes them. Literally no downside, instead of boiling up an entire new batch of potatoes he just mixes them up to get a decent consistency. The ingredients are exactly the same; potatoes, butter, and milk, and Gordon throws a bitchy fit. Every place I've worked in has done something similar, and the dude gets thrown out for it.

It was practically empty too. He just needs to complain about things.

>it's a copy/pasted rant, i.e. copypasta
>it has appeared a second time, i.e. again
>user doesn't know what words mean and he's calling other people morons

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$18.95 plus tip user, don't be niggardly now.

Sorry, it was disgusting
Did you even see the calzone?
>niggardly
Back to

where the fuck is this and why the fuck is this

>it's a 'za thread

please tell me what this is, who would eat such a thing?

> a restaurant serving a bag of Doritos and cup noodle
> people pay for that shit
the fuck

What the fuck even was this?

Was that corn, powdered sugar, and mayonaise?

Sauce pls.

Notice his empty glass with just ice

I bet he just drank too much and had to piss so he wanted to get the scene over with.

There's no way he truly thought that izza was bad

god thats so big, greasy, cheesy and thick, i want it all.

kek

Traditionally this would be done with Fritos, as I believe what this person is preparing is a variant of Frito Pie, which is actually pretty good.

They're making that disgusting on purpose, right?
right?

found sauce

youtube.com/watch?v=2-e-K2Izww8

>It's hard to describe Dorilocos using words. The recipe starts with Nacho Cheese Doritos, which are then topped with a variety of ingredients: cueritos (pickled pork rinds), small batons of jicama, cubed cucumber, grated carrots, peanuts (most often described by the vendors as japonés, the ones with the crunchy, soy sauce-flavored shell), gummy bears, lime juice, chili powder, salsa Valentina or another hot sauce, and chamoy, an addictive sweet-salty-sour sauce made from pickled fruit.

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See for yourself, 25:44

>the mask

Question. Do you like penicillin on your pizza?

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So, the Capri episode of Kitchen Nightmares was staged, right?
I mean... people like that don't really exist... right?

>Notice his empty glass with just ice
You mean the glass that isn't empty? Because its not.

>tfw on a diet
>see op's pic

Fuck you

>locos

what you have to be crazy-stupid to even order this?

>Actually wanting to eat that shit
LOOK AT IT

Glad my friends aren't dipshits

No, friend, those are DoriLocos. A Mexican delicacy.

just slop my shit up

I think about killing myself on a daily basis

luckily, 'za threads make me want to go through with it even more

>chile del que no pica
What a fucking disgrace.

I said the same thing to your mom

detroit's, not boston's
also the dough isn't even fully cooked for fuck's sake

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What are some movies that depict mexican culture and cuisine?

>using processed cheese on 'za

kek had to look it up it's actually in denver

fuck it make another.

>someone who likes ranch
>having a relevant opinion regarding food

top fucking lmao

>gummy bears
holy shit

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you implying my mom was a dick and you were lustful for it?

nigga damn thats pretty gay

Do you even gomichela, m8?
youtu.be/ImCvbxI4A5s

so everybody in the city is a pizza snob? idiot.