Sup Forumsros i need some help...

Sup Forumsros i need some help. My mom keeps dropping hints that she's into me and such but im too pussy to make the first move. Any tips?

On Mother's Day, give her a picture of your dick. Buy a really nice frame, though, that's your fucking mom.

incest is wincest

tru but i mean i don't think a framed picture of my dick is what she's looking for

Better not. They'll kick you out of the trailer park.

That's just the pre-gift, my nigga. The real gift is the real deal.

nah we live in the suburbs and she's been divorced for three years now, so

yes but how do i go about giving her the "real deal"

Is that you and you're mom in the vid? That's a huge hint.....

what kind of hints?

no i forgot
>pic unrelated

Pull it out when it's hard and slip it wherever.

You're imagining things, you retarded virgin autist. Don't be a fool, it will ruin your life and hers.

seriously? Wait for her to make the first move. If you make a move and she's not actually into you, you're fucked, and not in a good way.

we have a narrow kitchen so when she squeezes by, she blatantly rubs her ass on me
she gives me fucking sexy looks when im wearing my gym shorts or sweat pants and i have a hard on or just a general bulge

yeah but i mean if i ease it enough, i can stop before it gets bad

Seek help, you are delusional- your mother has no sexual urges towards you only the manifestation of your own deep psychosis

Unless you are Russian, then just slap her ass.

mhm, you could definitely grab her ass or something. Are you a virgin though? Because if so, you're almost certainly imagining it.

Start sleeping naked with your door open. If you ever hear her coming, stoke yourself up real quick and wait for her to discover you "asleep" and hard.

nah ive had three gfs with sexual relationships in the past, but havent had a good fuck in a while

hmm, then do this but whatever you do, make sure she always has to make the first move. You can set everything up for it to happen, but if but make sure she's the one who initiates.

good idea. she has taken pictures of me while im "sleeping" so theres a posibility that'd work

Send her a dick pic by "mistake"

do you think 7'' would impress her?

Hang out with her, play cards or something you can bet on like strip poker, and just escalate until one of you is naked or giving the other a massage or something

nope, no dick pics. Most women hate dick pics
this sort of thing is good. You can also start doing things like walking around without a shirt, eventually just underwear or a towel or whatever

I think she will just be happy you're reciprocating. Good ice breaker and she will Comfort you about your embarrassment. maybe with a titty fuck

this, and show us the reaction

If that happens again, you could catch her in the act and go with it from there.

You can also try wearing gym shorts with no underwear and whenever she gets home from anywhere, get a little hard and show lots of affection with a hug

>My mom keeps dropping hints that she's into me and such


What sort of hints you double nigger

Fucking explain so we can give you actual advice

i like the hug scenario, but thats also bad if she isn't going for a sexual relationship

read, dumbass. i said before

Let her catch you jerk off. She will feel bad for embarrassing you and to make it up to you She will probably offer to help you finish

are you sure that's not just in the porn shit, because that sounds pretty unrealistic

The key is being hard but not too hard. More like a chub to let her know what she's missing out on.

Motherfucker here comfirmed this works.

smart. i might put this one into use

ohshit bless this thread with some stories if u have any

ez....
On some Mom-son incest porn on your comp...
then go somewhere and ask her to go to your room and bring something.
i did it with my mom and we few times masturbate watching ourselfs ;)

u can bless this thread with full story as well
do u know any other tips

bump

-sleep with boner. or just naked with not closed doors.
-stop closing toilet or bath.
-caught u at doing hidden cam or sneaky watching.
-"Missclicked" high lvl porn voice. and fast turn down ( she must be close)
-beeen caught with dick in hand at porn.
with all this she will make her dreams about u and someday she will do first step.

thanks m8 this is some d1 advice

So you think your mom wants you because she has to squeeze by you in your tiny ass kitchen and she notices when you have a boner in sweatpants? Im not following you there bro

+ i caught her at midle of night when she was masturbating at salon.
+ i had my room close to bath room wall so i using glasses and heard a tons of her orgasms and meaning when she was at bath

alcohol is your friend, hopefully she's alcoholic like mine. Keep your mom's wine glass full all evening while you watch a movie etc. when it's time to put her to bed she can relax and have sex. She'll soon get quite used to it. Mine often starts giggling & climbing all over me now at movie's end with tongue down my throat and I'm feeling up the humid pussy before I even get her upstairs.

Pro-tip: she's not into you. You are merely insane.

she drinks a ton so id definitely try this out

Tell her you think you need help with sex and ask her if you can practice with her.

Tell her to look at your pc for whatever reason and keep a tab of incest porn open

stage it so she walks in on you masturbating to some porn with a girl that looks vaguely like her.