I love a girl I've never seen or met an whose existence I am unsure of

I love a girl I've never seen or met an whose existence I am unsure of.

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I live in an alternate universe where people have brains.

That sounds like it would be nice.

>That sounds like it would be nice.

You should visit one day

We have knees too

Sounds perfectly healthy.

Knees get me hot. I'm booking my trip with Travelocity right now.

As healthy as suicide :D

Just do what everybody else does and call her a waifu. Then its totally okay if she isn't real.

>I'm booking my trip

Download your ticket to the travelrat.

I have no idea what either of you are talking about

Pics of girl now or OP is a faggot

>I have no idea what either of you are talking about

the point is, if you're going to book a trip, take some baby jesus snacks.
the travel rat takes care of that automatically,

Just pull out an old album of family photos and pull out the picture of your mum you jerk off to the most. Basically that.

Sorry, I never leave enough room in my luggage for sin or sin accesories.

Also dun forget to pull out.

>I love a girl I've never seen or met an whose existence I am unsure of.

travelrat here.

I think you're talking about JESUS.

Yeah I'd probably let him stuck a finger in my butt too.

>Yeah I'd probably let him stuck a finger in my butt too.

JESUS wants your semen for breakfast in heaven.

Mr. Whiskers told me that.

So that explains my wet dreams during sermon naps.

>So that explains my wet dreams during sermon naps.
I'll trade you a really neat nightmare for a wet dream.

Where did your life go wrong?
Please reply

Fuck, almost trips

Nah.
See above.