Be me, freshly diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome

>Be me, freshly diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome
>15 years old
>Mom and doctor want me to go to an autism social group
>when i go for the first time, there's the Grand Master tard wrangler and 5 other autists
>The tard wrangler has to constantly tell one to not randomly quote movies and another to stop chewing his fingers (which are bright pink)
>As I sit there at the end of each meeting, everyone else is playing racing games on their ds- these kids were 16-17, mind you
>eventually i talk to grand master tard wrangler and he says i don't have to go anymore

Anyone want more of my misadventures of being put in special programs over the years?

Not op of this story but the thread it was posted on was dying

u must be 18 or older to post phaggot ;)

bump

Let's get this one going, seems like it could be good af

>Not op of this story but the thread it was posted on was dying

learn to read faggot

>So I'm in the special needs chemistry class because the school just happens to see "Aspergers" on my transcript and not the 136 IQ
>I'm basically the retard king
>The teacher is the stereotypical feminist
>fat
>dyed hair
>tattoos
>And she always singles me out because she knows i'm "special"
>As I'm the first one to finish my work, I always look around the class to see what everyone else is doing
>I see some kids doing bottle flips and throwing stuff at each other etc.
>We all hear a screech
>Turn around and see one of the well known autistics sprinting through the hallways wailing at the top of his lungs
>I see something in his hands
>later realize its an entire container of jolly ranchers just outside guidance office AKA tard HQ
>We all look outside and see him slam into a door and jolly ranchers are everywhere
>He's wailing and crying while his wrangler is scolding him, saying he's not gonna be allowed to play mario kart and he's gonna lose 8 stickers
More?
I'm the op btw

More

I have a story

> 4 bedroom apartment
> transferred in 3 random roommates
> halfway through semester
> 2 chill roommates 1 tard
> one of the chill roommates is friends with the tard for some reason
> tard leaves bear cans all over floor never takes out trash has moldy food in room ect
> be half way through semester
> tard clogs up toilet
> he starts freaking out doesn’t know what to do
> “I clogged the toilet it won’t flush REEEEEEEEEEEE”
> Use the plunger bro its right by the toilet
> “That won’t work it’s really clogged”
> goes to his friend for help
> tells him to use the plunger too
> tard instead decides it is a that’s stupid
> decides to lower the water level of toilet by scooping out the water with a pot
> pot doesn’t really fit in toilet well
> smashes the shit against side of bowl turns into a brownish chunky liquid
> tard starts pouring this mixture into the sink
> WTF.jpg
> dripping all over floor
> larger chunks don’t go down sink
> tard begins complaining about how gross this is while laughing like an idiot
> obviously enjoys this
> I tell tard he’s an idiot and should just stop and use the plunger
> Doesn’t listen
> don’t want deal with this shit and know his friend will
> get his friend
> friend just tells him he’s a dumbass and goes back to what he was doing
> tard starts mopping up some of the brown shit mixture off the floor using toilet paper
> we buy the shit single ply stuff cus money
> starts soaking and falling apart
> grab headphones and labtop
> get the fuck out of there

Yeah op, I wanna see more! I'm the op of this thread (not story of course) btw

I'm a tard wrangler.

The fuck is someone doing being put into a programme for Aspbergers???
That shit's for low-functioning disorders, not for relative normies

>Be me in 2nd grade
>The same kid from before was in my class and always had outbursts
>But this time, shit got real
>The tard wrangler told him that he wasn't allowed to have any more candy- he used up all of his stamps (Tard currency at the time)
>FlippedHisShit.exe
>He stood up on the desk and pulled his pants down and started screeching
>Everyone saw his demented, shriveled up johnny
>The tard wrangler flipped out, grabbed him and pulled him out of the classroom
>He was suspended for 2 weeks....

Hey, what can I say, I never said I could pass as normal- I have loads of stories of my outbursts

after this story is done, please share some

I'm screencapping these, I think this has some real potential

>I later found out that he would've been expelled, but his parents told the school that he was special so they would sue if he was

bumping so thread doesnt die

>Be me
>Have aspergers
>Have no friends
>Such is life

Bump God.

Same boat as toy tbh. Everyone assumes I'm a yard and I want to kms.

git fucking gud
sperg here, i got friends but most of em bailed after getting put into a mental hospital, i made a thread a few days back

>Be me, 14 years old
>In my room, playing wizard101 with my friend
>My mom comes in with some chicken tenders, a perfect summer afternoon
>Especially because in that afternoon, my friend and I planned to beat Dragonspyre, one of the worlds in game
>We spend hours upon hours level grinding and doing the main story quests, until we finally get to Malastaire, the final boss
>His dungeon alone took us 2 hours to do, but we finally got to fight him
>During this epic battle, everything seemed to be going well
>My health was low, so I used a healing spell, which had 90% accuracy
>It misses
>Malastaire kills me
>Kills my friend 5 seconds later
>AutismRage.gif
>I punch right through my monitor
>Screeching
>Mom rushes in
>Through plate of tendies at the wall
>It shatters
>Starts to slam my head off of the wall repeatedly
>Head's bleeding
>Glass from monitor in my knuckles
>Mom's crying
>I finally calm down and she asks what happened
>"I died in wizard101"

kek

*Tard kms

Study the hoomans and figure out how to act as they do.

That's how Iearned that I prefer being alone.

Shut up you fucking dumb yard

I'm probably gonna go to bed, sorry I couldn't share more stories

kek

Why would I do that desu? I have a computer and a home

I wish I was a meter :'(

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