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demos the new matsu special is on tuesdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

oh boy
i should watch them

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will*

Demos.

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oh boy oh boy

Superior Matsu

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yiikes

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das the end of any good matsu

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So, how about that blowjob then?

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Do gays need a reason?

still shit.

Sure, if you're in AU

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Is this worth watching?
What even is it called? I forgot.

nini friends

AU?

ky bad avatarposter

Australia.

Sometimes

Hah, I am indeed. Perth though.

Foot and booty paradise. No lewds?

I bet you live somewhere shit like Smellbourne or Badelaide.

Just go with it and stick your dick in already.

oh nigga where you at? North or south of the river?

naw

North. Yourself?

>Badelaide
FUCK
Got me.

South, in the Belmont area.
I work at the casino

Oh yeah? Croupier or something?

So you're gay?

Yup. Dealing cards and dealing with drunk cunts.

So that's what you want?

I know the feeling. Used to work in security.

71496341 isn't me

Oh, at the cas or in general? I have a lot of respect for the security blokes. Having to put up with that much abuse has gotta be tiring over time.

Actually it is me. Just a little drunk.

Nah not the casino. Just around Northbridge area. And yeah, I was in it for a couple of year. Couldn't deal with it anymore. If I kept going I knew I was going to either walk off the job at some point or punch some fuck in the face and get charged with assault. I can't even go out anymore. I just get drunk at home.

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I must sleep now. Goodnight, fags.

Wow.

That's what all wants. Except Nef. He gives.

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Goodnight then.

Well, drinking at home is alright. I don't like to go out, especially considering how expensive it is.

You're the second Perthfag I've seen in these threads. The other one was a bogan.

whatever...

Hah, well. I'm possibly the furthest from a bogan you might find. Thank god.

Holy shit there's other Perthfags on this site?

Jesus, is that a THIRD Perthling? We should have an orgy.

What, you're not doing burnouts in the suburbs while high on meth like all the cool kids?

You'll never be a mining sector out-of-worker with that attitude.

Where you at cunt?
Belmont here.

but my mom says im kool thats enuff 4 me

My honda civic wouldn't manage burnouts. and besides, i'm more of a weed and booze kind of guy.

that's too fucking gay nigger

Your mother also says she loves you but that was a lie too

It's the only rational option available to us

shitty Mandurah here

Where will you be when hunger strikes.

Oh you're part of Perth now according to the gub'ment. RIP independence.

Good on you
I cruise around town in my old Hyundai Getz.

Fly to Perth and join in fag

nuh uh, she gives me tendies

stop, I don't want to vomit right now

Hey if it means I can get an easy train ride into the city while looking for places to move, then who needs independence

Imagine being surrounded by handsome muscular tanned Australian men with golden flowing hair

All saying "Howsitgoancunt" in their awful accents.

With housing the way it is, looks like the further away the better at the moment. Things are painful enough I'm legitimately considering moving to America for cheap housing.

Sitting here wondering why food has not materialized in front of me so that I can eat, OBVIOUSLY. What the fuck kind of question is that?

I had an australian get some shit to eat at my work, he was kind of a cunt.

Hah. I live in the western suburbs man. The rent here is steeeeep.

I need some god damn background noise. Some mindless chatter.

I expect nothing less.

You wouldn't be wrong, damn housing costing money and shit

You should. It makes disappointment more palatable.

Australians abroad are almost uniformly cunts. This is a fact.

At the bowling alley
It's a close game
Final bowl
My opponent is getting ready in his lane

I pick up the spare... but Hunger strikes.

Steep everywhere, man
My house costs 800k. Can get the same house in the US for 200k

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Steep indeed.
On another note, I believe someone said something about a blowjob? If you could mail it to me asap that would be wonderful.

Is the person you're bowling against named Hunger?

why

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That was implied, yes

Dunno. Same reason Irish people are I guess.

Jobs are hard enough to find at the moment without them being given away

Did I just say an awkward thing

Quick! Post your feet so that he forgets your awkwardness.

Someone make word noises at me.

You make a frustrating point. I could provide a resume for a blow job?

No, you just asked a question that should have been obvious.

also this Mail it to HR and they'll contact you if you're successful

The Original Billy Burger

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Nice try. I said only once was only once.

No, not music. And not Sir Elton John. He's too distracting. He's great, but I can't be distracted right now.