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I'm curious, what rational or irrational fears do you have?

>pic related pool sharks

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Sorry to hear it, friend :^)

Every time my gf drinks near my friends and family I fear she'll start blurting all the fucked up fetishes I've shared with her.

having internal parasites and not knowing it

If people are going in the same direction as me they're following me.

House Sharks

Tidal waves. Death by a wall of water just seems like a shit way to go.

When I see huge boats ( or maybe large bodies of water) I freak the fuck out

pool alligators
grew up in Florida

my fucking god canadian ships are the most beatdown, rusted pieces of shit in the entire ocean.
the amount of pollution that one ships alone must be causing is astounding.
it's like we're an african country or someshit.

Kek'd so hard thanks user

pool sharks here too. I thought I was the only one. Also, bear traps in grass.

Pool sharks are scary

>>pic related pool sharks
Pool and toilet sharks. I saw Jaws when I was 6, fucked me up for life.

Spiders. And pool sharks now.

Nope nope nope

Racional:
Tapeworms
Irracional:
I fear I might be the real Satan(there are a few dozen reasons, why I might be)

>I fear I might be the real Satan(there are a few dozen reasons, why I might be)
Are there bodies buried in a desert? If so, you're not Satan, just insane.

My eardrums exploding. Whenever I sneeze. Blow my nose. Driving in hilly areas. Swim. Fly.

Why would the devil have bodies buried in a desert? He isn't some mexican gangster

Alright that's enough, son. Time for bed.

>Why would the devil have bodies buried in a desert? He isn't some mexican gangster
Exactly. This was a test.

someone's trying a little too hard to be edgy

Other people.

Bit you have them, toxoplasmosis lays cysts in your brains and the stay there forever, spewing out little parasites that get killed off by your immune system, but the cysts are too deep in your brain for it.

my dick getting sucked in

>Home invasion
I pity the guy who breaks into my house. This fear and hyper vigilance has prepared me. I sleep next to my rifle, sword, and knife, plate carrier and bullet resistant helmet.

>relationships
I can never seem to trust women, they are always up to something, and are easily manipulated by their friends

Drowning. Nothing else. Just drowning. Literally the only thing I fear is water slowly going inside my lungs and bursting it nothing else.

Snakes climbing up through the toilet

I sleep with a sharepened spoon I made in 5th grade.
You could say I was a little on... E D G E, back then.

falling head first into a cylinder with a diameter too small for me to flip around in and with a sufficient amount of water to drown me

Doesn't that come from cats or is that toxoplasma ghondii?

Noises.

Every day I live is a nightmare. My greatest fear is being alone, and I have to face that fear every day.

This is pretty freaky, fall in to one with a curved bottom so you have to be on your toes, also it's 1 inch wider then your shoulder width so you have just enough room to move your fingers, that's it time to suffocate, dehydrate or drown.

You fear noises or are they irritate you?
If they irritate you, you might have Misophonia

>Every day I live is a nightmare. My greatest fear is being alone, and I have to face that fear every day.
Can you not leave the house, or are you an autist user?

I'm afraid of loud, and abnormal noises. Other just irritate me.

Both.

>Both.
Thats bad news brother.

be thrown in a like at night / when is completely dark. No idea why ... i dont fear the water

space tight enough i can't turn around in, spiders,

and now pool sharks.

Lake"

Dying
Oceans
Heights
Other drivers.

Fuck man.

All of those are logical.

Sewer Sharks are far more terriblé.

>and now pool sharks.
Not a shark, but still

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Bull sharks can swim in fresh water
Get scared m8

>Bull sharks can swim in fresh water
>Get scared m8
One of the most surprising aspects of the Matawan Creek attacks was the distance from the open sea. Elsewhere in the book are accounts of well-documented shark-human interactions at Ahwaz, Iran, which is 90 miles (140 km) upriver from the sea. It may also be of interest to note that sharks live in Lake Nicaragua, a fresh-water body, and in 1944 there was a bounty offered for dead freshwater sharks, as they had "killed and severely injured lake bathers recently."

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I don't know why but ever since I was a kid I've been afraid of waking up and everyone on earth is disappeared, me being the only one left on earth

It actually gives me a load of anxiety, no idea why

You're not alone

I fear falling from really high, hieghts dont bother me but falling just freaks me out. Maybe its the lack of control, all i can do is drop till I stop?? Used to have nightmares about falling down endless stairs or climbing a stupid tall ladder just to have fall back wards

>All I can do is drop till I stop.

Not true, you could jack off while falling, thats something else.

Ever been on BC Ferries?

If you're worrying about that, probably means it's gonna happen

Had a similar experience with my brother when I was 8. We actually had linked dreams and talked to each other inside of our dreams while falling, and remembered our conversations when we woke up.

Got me there, gives scared stiff a fun pun now

Water I can't see clearly through. Even dams scare me because I think that I'll get attacked by a crocodile or some mutant yabby fish

Thats the spirit mate.

Please list all reasons, I'm willing to hear you out on this.

Check them trips

>Water I can't see clearly through
murky water is a healthy fear. Murky water is dangerous as fuck. I too am afraid of murky or dark and deep water.

I'm scared of swimming in the lake here even though there are no fish that are dangerous to humans in any way besides heartburn. I still swim cause im not a complete pussy but i get a feeling of dread when i look down and cant see the bottom.

War. I'm afraid of getting drafted and being sent to die in some hellhole in another country. I often imagine myself in Vietnam being attacked by NVA in the middle of the night.
Basically I watched Hamburger Hill a few times and it shocked me so badly that I became obsessed.

Murky water! That's it! Completely forgot it. Yeah I swim but I try and keep from looking down.

giant motherfucking insects attacking me from the back when I'm in the shower/lying in bed

that every knock or phone call is the cops

im exactly the fucking same as you

Dude, this. I haven't even done anything wrong yet I always assume it's the cops

Godamn son, the fuck did you do?

>Getting drafted
Shit I can add that to my list.

This is why I work at McDonalds. I don't give a fuck that I don't get paid anywhere near as much as someone who's enrolled in the military, I just wanna get paid.

When i was young i thought there was only water under the bathtub with a shark waiting to eat me

1. Clowns (not "scary clowns" like ICP, horror movie clowns, The Joker, Pennywise, Donald Trump, etc... but kid-friendly birthday & circus clowns)
2. Needles. I doctor insisted I needed stitches and said it doesn't hurt. The pain had nothing to do with it. He finally, almost giving up, suggested staples. I said staples was okay. He gave me a funny look when i refused the numbing shots. I guess he didn't remember psychology from medical school re: phobias.
3. Bugs getting into my ears. I wear earplugs at night just for that. When I have no earplugs in at night, I jump awake freaking out and I swear some bugs were crawling into my ears. It's not until I'm fully awake that I realize it's in my head.

fear of heights
fear of the dark
fear of rejection
fear of open water (not sure if irrational, could be lakesharks in there man)

This isn't facebook retardo

>NEWFAG
>DETECTED
Go back to tumblr, faggot.

I got this too. I've been a working-class taxpaying square for a long, long time but I still fear consequence of something I did or something they can just stick to me.

>Dying unloved
>Worms
>Parasites
>That weird parasite that is basically a meter long worm
>Lamprey eels
>Swamp water
>Open ocean
>Socialism
>Heights.

There was. It just never got you and moved to a place where it was easier to eat kiddies.

that everyone is conspiring against me to catch me doing something i shouldnt

going diving in an underwater cave and getting stuck in an area that is too tight and having to wait there knowing im going to die while my oxygen supply and light battery slowly fade until im stuck in total darkness where no one will find me, slowly drowning to death

that and having to jump off a big ship in a big body of water at night while it's sinking and being pulled down with it, just fuck water in general

That would be amazing.

Heights scare the shit out of me!
/ Pilot
/ Fly aerobatics

are you schizophrenic?

Oh crap everybody, this user is starting to catch on to us.
Er... I mean, no user, that is all in your head. Nobody is plotting against you.

Whatever you do dont watch sharknado. You can thank me later

I'm afraid of really failing at life and ending up in a place I hate.

i dont think so. the thoughts only come to me if im doing something i shouldnt be. also i recognize that they are extremely paranoid

why would you be scared of socialism? unless you're bourgie trash or fash

I don't want to sound too judgmental but don't you want to do more than work at McDonald's? You can get better pay elsewhere and still not work for the military.

Catoholic saints and churches
Someone (even myself) touching and examining my balls
Roaches, but only when they're inside my house (fun fact: when I'm around my cats I don't feel afraid of roaches)
Large and fast bugs
Im afraid of getting pannic attacks cause I used to get them when I was a kid
People staring at me for a long time make me feel extremelly anxious and uneasy (that's because of a trauma)

That someone is watching me, I've had it since I was young.

A fear of my Tesla Model S autonomously going into a paid parking garage instead of a free one. Nightmare about that last night.

Don't even own a Tesla.

Hahaha youre a faggot. Good joke user

lmao

Dropped out of Highschool because of le autism. I still live with my mother, I'm just doing my part to pay the bills.

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Holy fucking shit!

>Me too!!!!

I had this same phobia as a kid. And still do!