So, Sup Forums, I was thinking about changing my name legally to "Hugh Mungus", have any of you got any better ideas?

So, Sup Forums, I was thinking about changing my name legally to "Hugh Mungus", have any of you got any better ideas?

jack hoff
my go to username

I think its perfect! If you do pls show pic of ID

Digger Nick

faggot

Hugh Jifaagut

Harry Richard Stroker

Qlo Never
or, alternatively,
Clover Field

Dixie Normus

Digger Harkness

Muhammed Muhammed

I think you missed it user.

Or you can keep your name and not be a shit meme

Ben Dover

Mike Oxlong is better

>Be me, high school senior
>A set of Chinese twins enter my grade in the middle of the year
>greatmorechinks.jpeg
>It was a boy and a girl: Ving and Ling Chingchongsomethingsomething
>Parents must have been smashed on sake to think of those gems
>Both are in my trig class
>Ving sits next to me, turns out to be pretty cool
>He tells me I can cheat off his tests if I do one thing for him
>I’m failing trig, I’d sell my soul for his test answers
>”Sure, anything.”
>He asks me how to legally change his name
>He’s sick of having a stupid-ass name like Ving
>Can’t say I blame him
>Ask him what he wants his new name to be
>”Lee. Like, Bruce Lee.”
>Soundsgood.jpeg
>Ling overhears us from a few rows away
>Says that his name has been passed down for generations
>His parents would disown him if he changed it
>Ving doesn’t give a shit
>I offer to drive him to town hall afterschool
>Ling insists on tagging along
>Shrug, drive them both
>Walk into town hall, Ving goes straight to the desk
>Demands a form, pulls out birth certificate
>shitgotreal.jpeg
>Starts scribbling down info on name-change sheet
> Suddenly looks conflicted
>Tears start welling
>Apparently that ancestral shit runs deep
>Tells receptionist he can’t do it
>She says he’ll have to pay a fee to cancel his request
>Stupid-ass small-town laws
>Ling is just glad he changed his mind, grabs some cash from her purse
>Is about to hand it to the receptionist when some dude bursts into the town hall
>Short, elderly Asian man, neon shorts, American flag t-shirt and ray-bans
>Someone’s gone full ‘murican
>Ving stares at the man, tears dripping down his yellow cheeks
>”Dad...?”
>Dad runs up and embraces son
>Huge smile on his face
>”Don’t stop, be Lee, Ving
>Hold on to that fee, Ling.”

Christopher Poole

Hahaha I love this one

Drew Peacock

Mike Hunt

I used to work with a guy named Kerry Hunt.

Cool.

Humongous what?

Humongous wot

How about Ima F. Aggot

what a journey that story was.

Is that sexual harassment?

I'm a bottoms dwelling sissy so I was thinking about changing my name to fanny aitken.

Jack Sofalot or Mike Oxlong

Like

Harry Philip Ennis

Holma Dingus

Munchma Couchee

Liq Madiq