Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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カラミチーマス
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Claimed
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wot
Just reminding you all that you cant claim her.
She`s mine.
Kitty
Miho!!#@@!@
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Leave now.
Nope
And if I say please?
Nope still aint
Pretty please wih sugar on top?
Why u want me to leave?
LOL
Claim
I was not ready for this. Hold on...
Because I feel uneasy when you are around.
Sit down assholes
Let me tell you a story
>Be me
>Many months ago, get court date for jury duty
>shrug off responsibility of student deferral until day before (last night)
>call court yesterday to check attendance for today
>robot voice
>'if you're calling about the sixteenth...'
>I'm not
>It's a dead-end
>Guess I'll walk my happy ass down to court tomorrow and get excused in person, if possible
>fuck student responsibilities, am I right?
>Take bus down to court (2.4 miles from place of residence)
>bus misses stop
>goes way too far in other direction
>already late
>panic
>get off
It gets better.
Cont.
Also minanon/winner reporting for duty.
Wat?
I do not feel comfortable near you.
The only winner I know is Shiragami
Its the internet. I don't even know who you are.
>Wait half an hour
>catch next bus back, already hella late for jury duty
>that bus, too, misses the stop
>okay, what the fuck, metro?
>end up near place of residence
>okaaaaaaay
>I'll just call them and explain what went down
>get home
>call court
>another robot voice
>please hold
>fuck
>a human voice
>please hold
>FUCK
>another human voice, five minutes later
>______ County District Court, what are you calling for?
>'Hi, I missed jury duty today, I think.'
>'oh, for the twelfth?'
>'yes ma'am'
>'don't worry about it'
>?????
>'the date was cancelled and nobody updated the line'
>'You're free to go, Minanon'
>I only got two hours of fucking sleep last night for this
>Fuck metro
>Fuck court
>Fuck my life
Who's that?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chara here!
How are you waifu?
Oh welp, that sucks man.
>That sucks man
Combined with my not being a morning person, this really put a dent in my daaaaaaaay
Also /waifu/ is fascinatingly slow today.
>megumeme making heresy jokes
Hi Chara
I don't know how it's for other people but here, exams are coming up.
Combine it with christmas and present buying before you have to fight for the last piece on christmas eve... I think that's a logical explanation on why waifu is so slow today
Sup Yui? Anything interesting happened today?
Oh my.. Who is this I see?
Not really. Anything happen in your slice of the world?
Is this a god damn Flandre?! How are you?
Upcoming exams. I'm cursing them right now because I have to learn shit that's already proven false or at least not timely.
I am fine. Found the Discord group of a YouTuber I listened to. Talked to him a bit. He's a chill guy. You?
Oh, that sucks, I am sorry.
Is there anything I can do to help?
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Just studying for exams. Have to learn the views of people long dead mostly.
Oh, what youtuber?
I can't think of anything really. Just have to cram and study that shit while I can.
>muas back
Our kids have missed you.
Why am I always just barely too late for muas
why are you so edgy?
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Hey there tsunyun
Because I don't get enough chocolate
Because you're too slow. How are you Galil?
Thank you
*mua*
Have you been good?
Oh, ok.
I hope for the best in your case.
Hi Rei
Hi Galil
Hey Chara
How are you?
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>tfw he left
I think he left because thread is fucking dead
But good job killing it more user
Thank you! I'll do my best for this shit.
Just a bit tired and exhausted due to studying.
What about you?
who left?
Who left?
Hello. It's always weird when I default to using primarely American words instead of my native British ones.
Our kids.
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You should buy one of those Willy Wonka bars then
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are gay streamers a thing?
I wanna masturbate in front of people and if I can get paid, well that's just a bonus really :o
Claiming Rias as my waifu
>inb4 "Akeno > Rias"
Studying all day? Gonna take the evening off?
I've been alright, I'm not going to school comming few days just to cool off and think what is wise future wise and stuff
Live the semi neet life
Akeno > Rias
Not that I have seen Highschool DxD
Yuno is worst girl.
This is best girl
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That's okay, we can make another one..
But first I need to take a shower.
Shiro claimed.
It is, but no one will pay you unless you are hot or do really kinky shit.
Those are sadly not available in Austria... I bought a bunch of them in Malta though when I could. They were tasty.
Chaturbate is always a thing.
Basically, yeah
Hmm... I see, I hope you can find what you're searching for then.
How about you try to apply for a job for only one day? Saturday job for example?
It might get you some job experience.
>Live semi neet life
Good luck with that. It sucks just as much as neet life according to my experience.
Akeno > Rias
I didn't watch High school of the PLOT
Do they sell MARS candy bars in Australia too?
I can do kinky :o
I'll check it out, thanks!
Austria, not Australia
But yeah, they do. Shops are closed now though, it's 7:30 pm
No problem.
Heil Hitler du Hundesohn
(You) (You)
Scheint als hättest du Erfahrung mit schwulen Streamern?
Akeno > Rias
And i have seen Highschool DxD so i know
Good joke
But she is actually worst girl
Guten Tag
Gonna do anything fun? Or just lazy around
Yea probably just gonna come down to going back to school and try to just get something out of it
That might work but I really am not in the mood to do much right now.
I would love to be a complete neet but that's not gonna be possible since my dad is already one
Austria, Australia same shit. Why do shops close so early?
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Wow how the fuck is she worse girl? Explain yourself.
Nice feet.
Highschool xDxD
Believe it or not, but Highschool DxD actually has a surprisingly decent plot. And I'm not on about "plot"
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She is blind, her diary isn't worth shit and she gets raped her entire life.
Like, really kinky. The potentially harmful kind of kinky that is illegal in over 140 states.
Sieg Heil!
Wie geht's denn so, und wieso so rüde?
Ich äh, ich hatte ehm... also da war dieser Link und , äh, also was ich ... nein! Nein, noch nie!
>roll
Grüß Gott. Wie geht`s?
Probably just lazying around. Also browsing Sup Forums. Fuck, those guys are Sup Forums with vidya
>Not in the mood to do much right now
That's more or less a never ending cycle. You should do SOMETHING at least.
>My dad is already a neet
Now I want a story for that one
>Austria
>Australia
>Same shit
N-no? Austria is below Germany, we are the one who started both World Wars. Okay, First one was started after an assassination by hungary...
But second one was triggered by us
Also Australia is in the middle of the ocean
I did hear about that several times. But I'm not interested in anime now
Weil ich ein Edgelord bin, darum!
Like what?
Hi, but bye. Time to go back to class
but there is only 50 states :o
Erst eine MLP-Figur und jetzt sowas.
>Nein, noch nie!
Ist notiert.
>roll
Sure smells like heresy in here today
Bitch controls an army and she was the only one to actually kill Yuno. Sad that she died.
Someone hold me...
Isn't Australia below Germany too? Same shit.
Es geht so-so. Ich habe der (die?) ganze tag geschlafen
Und du?
Oh yea Sup Forums is pretty bad imo, I like /vg/ better, bit more orginised
I mean I do stuff around the house, walk doggo 2 hours a day. That's enough for me
Well he is self employed, but he hasn't had a customer for 4 years now, so he basically is a neet
10 months going strong with her
Too bad it's an army filled with retards
And she can't even read that shit because she is blind.
She was gona die anyway because her diary was a paper, that shit will break sooner or later
Laughing
My
FUCKING
ASS
off
What happened?
What did you do?
No... Not Miata-chan!
Australia is like on the other side of the world! When its dark here it bright there
/vg/ seems like big circlejerk threads though.
Hmm, I guess that's a start
>Self employed
>not a customer for 4 years
... How?
What's he doing? Why isn't he advertising?
fuck, some people can't drive
This wasn't my fault this time, actually. Some dude backed into me on the main road...
I'm just gunna copy/paste what I wrote in /o/.
>On my way to police station about an at fault hit and run I did a month ago
>Been wanting to take responsibility for it, already admitted full at fault to insurance company and just going to make sure I have no tickets or anything waiting for me
>Get 2 blocks from home
>Intersection of main street
>Proceed to cross it, as there was a gap in the traffic, and it was clear both ways
>Guy to my left who is stopped at the red light, reverses JUST as I starting to pass by him
>Front quarter panel, and little bit of door smashed in
NOT A MIATA!
>edgelord
Wannabe edgelord. Du hast nicht mal das tropical island ausgehalten.
It's illegal twice in Texas and 4 times in Ohio. That's how illegal it is!
Ich leugne alles, und du hast keinen Beweis!!
>roll
>der (die?)
den
Nice try though.
Ich hab den genten Tag geschafft, bin ergo etwas müde. Magst du Hunde?
ich werde mich wohl aufs rollen beschrenken bis die figur verschwindet...
>roll
Rip
Die Figur verschwindet bald im Glas.
>roll
Now that's just fucking shit. I'm sorry to hear that Makoto
I'll ask Sameji if he knows something or how to deal with it.
Aber... aber ich hab Chara als waifu?! Ich bin die edgiest Person hier!
Claiming Konrad Curze.
Is it still fixable?
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