Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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I woke up an hour ago and had some breakfast and coffee.
Got to a point in FFX where all I need to do is run around like a madman and capture all the things.
Humor isnt in the eyes. Its in the spleen. Everyone knows this. Though you can get a humor from the eyes.
Sameji claim'd
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Then I join!
How is life treating you tho? That is the real question.
Miho claimed
The lewdest!
Shiro claimed.
(Khorosho Alice)
I'm not judging you. I wouldn't mind having that many pictures of her either, but my collection is very small.
Why claim Alice though, when you seem like someone you understands that loli is life.
Ha ha, I was of joke. We of course do not eat eyes but spleen, look how funny because of interchange of organs.
Is she an athlete?
Claim
I know how to be lewd without showing the private parts.
Considering that she can blow up a moon, yes?
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Because I love Alice, and bote waifus are heavily judged anyway
Evening Syndra
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Imagine the kind of Loli sex I'll get myself into
Kitty!
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Nah, I was talking about the taped nipples.
>heavily judged
What pleb would value the talk of others higher than true love?
Hibiki a cute!
kys
It works out fine anyway, since I love Alice more than any other ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Those are the best lewds, hands down.
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting!
None with that thumbnail
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Ponies sind also in Ordnung, aber Hunde nicht?
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I'm not really sure to be honest. Maybe it's because someone is getting a laugh out of it? I dunno.
Thanks bby
And I know, it could've made it undrivable. I would've been ticked if that was the case.
True, but I'm not sure how I could claim injury from a 5 mph smack to the front quarter panel. If it was from behind, maybe...
It's alright, I'll live. Their insurance guys are gunna come out and inspect muh car I guess.
lost you there
The interchange of organ can be funny. Look, I swapped heart and brain. Now chest is severely deformed.
Bote heresy is judged harshly. OG Bote waifu are alright.
Curze.
Whiplash
Hmm, it only hurts me, so I really can't see why you'd like it.
And I lost you too. Welcome back lewd user!
Wheres the guy that always posts Tomoko?
I don't recognize any of you people.
image cap got me
what does that text on your image says?
Had a shower
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From the front quarter panel?! If it happened a bit further towards the door, I could probably get away with it, but...
I'm probably just a tad masochistic or something.
Oh no, she just doesn't want to show them off.
Those are the best lewds to show a person because showing other kinds just makes me ashamed of myself for showing off my wife naked.
Im being ignored and that makes me sad.
I can understand why. I don't think they would make greatest waifus anyway though. I just think Hibiki a cute
Was it wet?
Why do all human women look exactly the same naked? So unappealing.
Also I need multiple waifus.
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How many Alcie pics you got?
Du glaubst doch nicht, dass ich auch nur einmal in meinem Leben gecloppt hätte?!
Ich spiel ja bei solch manchem Spaß mit, aber das hier geht zu weit.
Har har har, and head is dead! Is rhyme! Very fun, your country is very humor!
Bore.
First time this year?
kys
カラミチーマス
Only 1200, including edits. There's so much less
Bote waifus are alright if you actually love botes and have interest in WW2 and that kind of crap.
A lot of people fall into that meme just for the moe blobs tho.
Claiming Chillin
Forgot pic.
No idea really, Just liked the image of Chara getting slapped for posing like she's some kind of idol.
Well, well, well, I can work with that!
Yeah, I agree. I can't even give a proper reason why I like teasing pics.
Welcome to waifu!
>Running like a madman
This os what we do when we are alive, too
Running to get money, to get a job, to get a girl, a house, a family.
Everything is about running.
Hm?
I don't understand
I dunno.
Good.
I treat life like a princess so I'm getting that good pussy.
Maggot in debt.
Filth of the society.
Bone :^)
Dog sex is amazing I just finished up inside my shepherd.
How are you guys doing this afternoon?
If only you could drink miku's love juices
Oh, thank you. I was about to leave in sadness and sorrow. Im glad that someone actually cares about me being here.
Second time today.
It involved a lot of water indeed. Showers tend to do that in my experience.
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It's called a fetish mate.
I treat life neutral, that is why nothing ever fucking happens. ree..
maybe she tried to be and Idol or something
lewd tongue
fuck off
good taste
Then dont worry about it just make them fix it.
Says the 15 year old that lives with mom and dad still.
>Only 1200
>Only
>1200
I only have 37 pics
Dorn you asshole.
Your subconsciousness knows that you love Hibi 3 times more.
Accept your feelings, don't feel ashamed!
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>checked
That's not good for your skin and hair though.
kys
why did you claim a dude on a waifu thread
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I love moe blobs :(
Cute loli girls make me melt
I'm not sure. I just had the urge to say that
But what does Satan need of water? Wouldn't that be a bad thing?
They're not all useable though. Some are downright awful, but I can't bring myself to delete Alice
My subconscious is a lying slut then.
>lolis a best though
Well, sorry either way. How come you decided to join waifu?
Teasing is also considered a fetish?
What a time to be alive...
A genocidal idol maybe.
lol
Why are you so mad buddy. Nothing wrong with lots of animal sex. I mean a lot of it. Like... everyday for a year straight.
Daily reminder that there is only one true waifu, and that all other waifu are false before her.
This guy gets it.
le xD
They're basically just waifu bait. People only made an anime to justify their existance, really.
Head is not dead. Person still lives. Power of modern medicine!
Sometimes you need to slow down and just work through some muck though.
W-What?
That's the plan!
tbh, anything is a fetish. Liking boobs is a fetish, liking ass is a fetish.
so you picked the genocide route ?
>Du glaubst doch nicht, dass ich auch nur einmal in meinem Leben gecloppt hätte?!
Das ist richtig. Es ist wohl nicht bei einem mal geblieben wenn du dir sogar eine Figur gekauft hast.
>dirty roll
Can't have just one waifu.
pic related
kek a new one! Saved!
I had to, I didn't get to have a thorough cleaning this morning, but I didn't want to go out without at least a little bit of time in there.
I don't know. I like water though. It's pretty safe to say I wouldn't be able to survive without it.
Rei's not a dude.
I only use about 18 of them
If you're erping you need a * or -
*Like this*
-Or this-
It was a joke, I'm not a good dom.
This world is amazing. Overcomplicating everything.
I picked all routes
Neutral -> Pacifist -> Genocide
I liked all of them
hehe
Anyone here have a pet?
It clearly says at the top
>Claim your waifu/husbando
It's okay if you don't feel comfortable accepting it yet, but if you ever find the strength, I'm here to aid you.
Har har. Brain is taken from head and body heavily damage. Much pain, very fun. Like bodyless dog in soviet russia.
Meh, it's not much of a problem if you only do in once in a while it doesn't become a habit.
Did you take out the waifu to a fancy restaurant?
now now user, no need to lie to us. that is a definite trap
i dont know wtf erping is
I'd disagree with this actually. Liking something that you'd find on a normal healthy human being is a preference. Fetish usually implies a more intense feeling / more focused lust.
>Rei's not a dude.
ARE YOU ASSUMING HER GENDER???????????
[spoiler]Because you'd be right[/spoiler]
Please kindly leave the internet and never come back. I'll show you to the exit
which did you like the most?
I watched the anime, it was fun to watch
I hope you're right. I don't want you to disappear :(
That's unfortunate
STOP PROMOTING HERESY
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nice pantsu
Man the daytime posters are nowhere near as interesting or entertaining as the late night ones.
Sure, they are amazing fap material or just a source of relaxing moe. But if that's enough for you to want to marry one even though you don't have any interest in their background story then you should feel bad about yourself.
You're unfortunate
Very much. Soviet Russians no make good use of head. Best to give it the human voicebox. Then can hear screams of pain from enemies!
Heresy is a meme
autism speaks. sorry, i'm breaking up this safe space
No, when you think that anything can be a fetish, even eating a sandwich, the world is actually pretty simple.
And sorry, I did say "like", I meant having a BIG lust toward the bodypart/action/thing. It's just some people like ass a LOT. That would make it an ass-fetish. And again, I am no expert, it's just how I think it is from all my knowledge.
The neutral one blew my mind the most.
I think if I wasn't half spoilered it would've been the genocide route.
Well... okay, point taken... I mean brushing teeth is a fetish thanks to monogatari
I looked too far into Alice's before I got far enough into the Manga, ruined a few parts of it for me :(
Bote history is kind of cool, but not interesting enough for me to sit down and read about.
That's unfortunate
I know, but it's a fun one
>15 years old
You believed me when I said I was 13, didn't you?
Holy fucking shit you are honesly a looser. Not only you cannot think, but your life sucks, too.
Hmm. God knows. Life is pretty intresting for me.
I understand, cute.
True words.
What are you listening to?
Here, here.
Show me those people and I'll make their life a nightmare.
They will be in debt like Miho LMAO.
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