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>it's a cardassian-centric episode

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>it's a kiras mother was a pathetic whore episode

>it's a dukat does nothing wrong episode

>it's a bajoran world-building episode

>it's a garak is but a simple tailor episode

>it's an ezri dax episode

ezri a qt

No, she almost killed the series.

Jadzia > A black guy circumcising himself and his son > Ezri

Cadet, if your much-vaunted Ezri is truly so high and mighty, then why does she have zero good copypasta?

>almost killed the series
>literally appeared in the last season only

As a tween I wrote erotic Jadzia fanfiction.

It had a decent conclusion.
Alot of series' don't get that when they're diagnosed with cancer.

You should tweet some at Terry Farrell just for laughs.
>haha my childhood is so embarrassing haha what do you think? jk lol

>it's a DS9 thread
>meme image of Sisko doing Afro-Jewish rapper pose in front of crying n̶a̶z̶i̶ Cardassian

Everything is at it should be, carry on.

...

Admit it.

You would have.

No, he's not attractive and can't act for shit.

What the fuck was with that episode?

>"boo hoo I'm now a 20th civil rights activist out of fucking nowhere and I refuse to go to a fake projection of a 20th century bar that is literally made of different coloured lights"

>not recognizing retardation even in the far future

Sisko was on the spectrum

>it's a "humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit" episode

You sure do keep your Ezris thumbnailed and tiny.

Get a load of this *CENSORED*!

Well tbf, colms only good role was in Under Siege

Bollocks!

>Sisko's fiancée tells him to shut up and play the damn videogame
>Sup Forums still complains about it decades later
Poor Kasidy, forgotten by the world as time marches on.

Did he unleash the dragon?

>deposits slip of latinum
>"Blessed Exchequer, whose greed is eternal. Allow this humble bribe to open your ears and hear this plea from your most devout debtor. Continue to bless my bar with a steady stream of thirsty customers whose pockets are lined with latinum, and whose skills at dabo are shaky at best. And while you're at it, see if you can do something about Doctor Bashir. *inserts slip of latinum* Don't hurt him or anything, just get him off the station for a couple of months. Oh, and one other thing. I opened negotiations with Ezri three months ago, but I can't seem to close the deal. Anything you can do to help."

>it's a your mom is inbred and fucks the entire system for everyone else episode

Wait what.

>it is a episode where Kirk has beta flash backs

con air u fuckin pleb

Imagine if they couldn't reverse it

At first, sure, he'd be all like, "No this is wrong!" and his mandated Star Fleet couseling would be like "Now Chief, you have to wait until she's of age again"

but as soon as puberty hits and the hormones are flying, she's gonna be crawling all over him. It'll start innocently, just some heavy petting, maybe a handy J now and then, progress to blowjobs and then by the time she's 14 he'll be nailing her newly-untouched twat in a splits position against the wall while he's holding her up

The ferengi custom of women being naked and her affection for the youngest brother was inbred as fuck, and her "rebellion" against the status quo fucked ferengi society up for all thew other ferengi males

*tips ear hat*

He's not that alpha user. She'd end up as siskos cock sleave before he could make a move.

>Ferengi culture is shit!
>Moogie is shit for trying to change Ferengi culture!
Well, you're just going to complain no matter what, so whatever.

Miles O'Brien is a good, hard-working Irish Catholic man and would never touch her.
S U F F E R
U
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Ferengi culture was awesome. We were just unlucky that she was ugly. If she were a little more attractive it'd have been hot.

The status quo got ferengi culture to where it was. Her reforms did nothing, well we'll see what it did when the new series drops, but I don't have hope.

Uh, user, maybe you didn't understand his post because it was too general, but the entire Moogie arc is that Ferengi are so patriarchal that a woman who's smart enough could take advantage of said society's most powerful man and influence him in his waning years to make decisions that completely dilutes and destroys a 10,000 year old tradition and appointing your episolon asperger's brother who can barely speak a word around some random dumb bajoran bimbo he's infatuated with to that same position of power thus furthering the castration and prostration of your previous alliance of economy into a socialist dystopia...

...YOU GET IT NOW?!

My Miles ain't no degenerate, he wouldn't touch nobody no how, not my Miles!

>it's a your half-caste daughter is lost and you find her future self and must resist the urge of burying your shaft in her 'mines' until you get your young daughter back episode

Uh.. MURPH?!

Hey, I just finished Enterprise and I want to see if I can rewatch most of Trek before the new show. I've been looking for episode guides to see which episodes I can skip. Would someone mind posting those lists?

Any episode that features trois mother or focus on wheatons character should be avoided.

Yeah, sure, skip everything not on this list.

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That was a very good image to accompany your link, 10/10 post.
Skip nothing though you fucking coward, watch everything again.

>google space jews
>ferengi pics come up
lmao

Have you honestly never watched any star trek episode that features ferengi? They're literally space jews/mudslimes

That's literally what I'm saying you autistic fucking retard. You realize "space jews" is a trope, right?

God you're so fucking out of the loop. Pleb detected

>autistic
>retard
>trope
>pleb detected

FUARK YEAAH!
Give 'im the business user!

They've been a trope since their first inception, why would you need to reiterate it in a thread for people who're familiar with the trope?

It's like preaching suicide to people who are in the middle of attempting suicide.

Quads checked and confirm suicide is the answer

>It's like preaching suicide to people who are in the middle of attempting suicide.

well, literally all of you should attempt suicide, so

nice quads

My original post is here.
But your FOUR FOURS negates my condescension.

>Dukatina

It's Cardassian for "Dukat's daughter".

"Ina" means "daughter of" and "Dukat" means "galactic embarrassment".

first Ziyal was so goddamn hot

shame her getting offed never had any real resolution, unless you count Dukat's descent into madness

From this day forward, all toilets in the Cardassian Union shall be known as "Dukats".

So are you just gonna' sit on it or is it all at the bottom of a trash mountain?

Do you have a license to post that EzrI?

Y-yes?

>It's a Kasidy fell into the wormhole looking for Ben and ended up in LA in the 21st century episode

Why does Starfleet still use the USS prefix?

Because Roddenberry was in the Navy so everything in Starfleet is based on their terminology. They use it to mean 'United Star Ship' or 'United Space Ship', and admittedly it's stupid, but there's no reason for them to change it as it's nothing to do with America any more.

What would Ferengi movies be about?

>One huge entertaining satire on the life cycles of economies, financial organizations, hedge funds, stock markets, famous Ferengi businessman that parallel Trump and Musk, how all of this effects lower level Ferengi society, "behind the lines" with naked / or post Rom nagus women and how their lives fit in...

Possibilities are endless.

Business ethics, collusion, ponzi schemes.

FUCKING DO IT FULLER YOU FAGAY N-WORD QUEER!

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

About -- fucking -- time, Soren.

Where the hell have you been?

This thread is the only shelter we have right now as the city outside is being bombarded Bandi rebels and the silence is deafening.

What's wrong with his hand?

>One Flew Off The Tower Of Commerce
>The Share Redemption
>Get Shorted

>it's a DS9 episode

Well they are married

Why the fuck does the TNG crew use the Holodeck so much when it fucking malfunctions every time they use it?

Generalized Acute Yaws

>Hey Kira, I fucked your mother

is there any possible plot other than a war that Trek could realistically stretch over 1 episodes?

Trek really does suit the monster of the week format better.

TGTTS:

--GOD TIER--
Constitution (Refit)
Galaxy
Sovereign

--GREAT TIER--
Intrepid
NX-01
Defiant


--GOOD TIER--
Constitution
Ambassador
Akira
Constitution (Kelvin)
Kelvin (Kelvin)

--SHIT TIER--
Everything else, especially Excelsior

Same reason Romulans use an artificial singularity that destroy dozens of ships and sectors regularly.

How does he do it, Sup Forums?

"Commander, tell me about the battles you won."

>Prometheus class not in god tier
>Prometheus class not even listed

shit taste

"Tell me how many lights you see."

THERE
ARE
FOOOOOUUR
LIGHTS

Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

BIG

Galaxy is ugly

Fight me irl

I second this, the Galaxy's saucer section is a fat piece of shit

>Defiant
>great

It's a fucking tick with bunk beds and a holographic interface.

LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!

Even when Manny Coto tried to fuck it up.

Are you being le contrarian or do you legitimately dislike In A Mirror Darkly?

Awww yeah!

MORE BAJORAN EPISODES

I am backtracing your IP address. Expect the cyber police anytime now, pedo!

I've never watched Voyager before.

Is the doctor the comedy meme character?

The doctor is the only likable character on that show.

Yellow & Green.