I'm tired of having a small penis

I'm tired of having a small penis.
Looked for it in the web. It's either scam penis-enlargement ads or articles about surgery.
How do one actually make your penis larger?

Kill yourself and hope you have better luck in the next life.

Weights

tie a 90kg weight to the end of your cock and swing your hips until it stretches out

pegym.com
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This

Idiots. Okay.
Next? Someone more serious?

Another idiot. Cool. Next

this shit doesn't work.
Buy a rubber one or do this

Will read about it. Thanks. You're don't seem like one of those idiots. Cool.
Someone else can actually add something?

Surgery otherwise its not happening.

Those pornstars doesn't seem to have had surgery. Nor they seem to have a naturally grown penis either...

True dat

I'm not a fag, user.
I want a bigger dick to fucker people, not to be fucked.

Fucker people. Men maybe.

Jelqing worked for me... it's slow, and you need to commit to it, but I went from 5.5 to 7" in about a year...

Typos. Hope you get the idea.
I want a bigger dick to fuck people, not to be a sissy.

Yeah you just have to be patient and do the exercises at least five times a week. Also, I would advice against warming up your entire scrotum before doing them, because balls don't like heat and your spermcount/fertility drops radically. Warm your dick with a towel and then do stretches and/or jelqs and then use a penis pump if you want. Pump gives you at least girth, stretching and jelqs can help with length.

why not say fuck women? you know why? cuz u are not sure what your sexuality is

since your deduction powers are poor i'll finish the sentence for you.
"Buy a rubber one" and replace your own with it.

Enlighten me what is jelqing ?

That seems like something actually reliable. Will look further.
Unless you can actually provide how this works right now, maybe a tl;dr version?

fat idiots pulling on their cock expecting results.

Cut it off. They can do penis transplants now.

It's basically a cross between massaging and stretching your dick... look it up, it's not hard to find instructions.

commit = a year?
how old are you? Remember you must be 18 at least to be here.

I permanently gained 1.5" over 12 months with it. Your loss if you can't commit to something.

One does not simply make ones penis larger

there's that operation where they pull the ball skin back to expose more shaft? kek. that's why in some porn the dude balls look further back then they should be, insta-boner kill into keks.

They aren't pornstars because they would be good at acting or they would be great at sex either. They have big dicks and that's about it. If they don't look natural it's because they are full of pills or have been forced to have a hard-on for hours without cumming. The only way is with a surgery, but why the fuck do you even care, it's not a big deal

by a bathmate extreme, join the mattersofsize forums

>Your loss if you can't commit to something.
Dude no one fucking cares holy shit

Maybe not for cucks. But i don't plan on being a cuck, user.

nice argument
he gained some size while you're whining like a bitch

is this just to impress your boyfriend? because most women will not care as long as you are in the average range of 5-7".
Fags care more about cock size than chicks.

blow in your thumb very very hard

Nothing you can do. Accept it and move on.

1. Define small.
2. The average is around 5inch and a bit

As if women should be believed at all.
If you believe in lies like that, you're being invited to be a cuck.

Also, exercises, surgery etc will damage your potency. You won't be able to stay as hard, or for as long.

Don't know how to measure in inches. but my penis is about 7-10cm, but it's now enough for me.

You're a retard virgin, who only scull knowledge comes from porn. Anythng over about 7 can hurt.

It's not enough*

and
Are proven to be effective. I haven't tried the bathmate but I did do a jelqing exercise from pegym.com for about 3 months. I gained 1/4 inch. I gave up because I was lazy and tired of always having my dick in my hand.

Yeah. Found another idiot. Next.

Ok. On the small side but not a micro penis.

Lose weight and trim your pubes, not shave them. Raise theurge to compensate by bulk g up with muscle. It'll make you look smaller.

Nice comeback, faggot. You clearly know nothing.

Raise theurge? What the fuck is that?

Hey. You're throwing labels. I'm doing the same.
I'll not argue with childs. Accept the sticker and move on. As i said. NEXT.

Resist the urge.

I can type faster than my tablet can keep up.

I'm talking from experience.

Yeah yeah, heard that before. From people even more rude than you. Got your point about hughmongous size, but that's not what's i'm going for.
I'm don't know the exact metrics since my country does not work with inches.

>even more rude

Even ruder.

Also, you seem to be confused. You're still a faggot.

Then say goodbye to your dorsal vein, who needs it anyways right guys?

Also, you're first comment was
>As if women should be believed at all.

English is not my first language.
Then again. You're stalling the line. Idiot. NEXT

Is that like my dorsal fin? Can im not much of a swimmer.

Your point?

It can't be done user. I've also looked into this. It's not a muscle, it's tissue. No pill will target that one area.

Surgery can fuck it up and exercises are fruitless or dangerous (jelqing). The most feasible answer I found was this device that is made in Britain and basically stretches your penis all day. It's a hidden contraption that pulls it taught. The theory was that under this sight strain micro fissures would appear in the two large veins that provide blood to the penis. As cells die and get replaced with new ones, they would regenerate a slightly more amount to help compensate with the strain, ever so slightly lengthening the penis, whose underlying structure determined the length. You'd wear it for like a year and could get maybe an inch.

The gains over time were small and the science sounded reasonable. But I never bought it because it was like $400.

The answers yes.

You started throwing insults around, like the angry, bitter beta you are.

OP pics or gtfo

i had bathmate x30 used for about a month every second day. i started at roughly 7 inches and 5 girth, finished with .5" increase in girth. honestly though i HATE shaving my dick hairs and u have too shave all the time for good suction so i gave up ...but its 3 months later and i still have the girth gains

Yeah yeah. Personal attacks. Same useless babbler that poisons the internet. You really have nothing useful for me. Next.

Shit. It would be hell to get it overseas too. Will look into it. But yeah, doesn't seem worth it.

Sounds like I struck a nerve. You should also get some new material.

You're such a retard.
>all girls are liars

I suppose you think all girls are whores.

Can you fucking shut the fuck up already you autismos
You especially

And what's your opinion on the matter?
I'm bored and need stuff to kill time. Plus, i don't need "New material" cause i don't find fun to argue over nonsense or defend a vague sense of honor to strangers in internet.

k dad.

I've been watching YouTube yoga challenge videos and my gains were 4 inches!

My point, is that you're a failure with women and thus refer to all women as whores, projecting your own insecurities.

Good point. Anything more you want to prove? Feeling like you achieved something yet? Ooh! Do some Freudian talk! Analise me!
That is my kink. C'mon! Talk about me and my mother, cause i love it!

Come on guys we are here to solve the age old question of how to make our dicks bigger. Not to argue about women.

>tfw only 5.5"
>i can talk to girls and get dates
>although always have to end it with them before sex or find a reason to leave during a makeout session if they try and touch my crotch

My life is an embarrassment and wouldn't be able to present my dick without being ridiculed. Considering getting a hooker, but I feel like getting mocked by a hooker for my small dick will be the straw that breaks that camel's back and i will finally snap

i cri evri tiem

You gave me a smirk. And you're actually right. I'm just wating to see new posts relating to the subject, meanwhile, i want to see how long this guy will go on trying to prove something in the internet.
If he actually had any experience in life, he would know that these things aren't useful to anyone and prove nothing.

>tfw only 5.5"
You mean tfw average and therefor larger than 50% of men? What are you crying about?

You still haven't tried to actually refute anything I've said. You're just being defensive.

Girls wearing tights and stretching don't make your dick big?

Why should i?

My thoughts exactly.

5.5" is the worldwide average, I know. But I'm not in a country like India or China where women are used to micropenises. I'm white and live in a white country. I'm pretty sure women here are expecting at LEAST 7"

user, if there was an actual way to make your dick bigger, you wouldn't have to ask Sup Forums. It would have been common knowledge. I can promise you that if there's a pill out there that actually makes cock grow, then it would be advertised in every country across the globe and be one of the best selling drugs in the world

What's your source?

Again, you're being a dick for no other reason. M remarks stand true.

Seconding

lose weight

your dick doesn't actually get bigger, but there is less buried under fat

compare your dick size when the ruler is bone-pressed compared to when it just barely touches your skin, and that's how much more size you could have if you lost weight

This is common knowledge, do your research.

Maybe it's knowledge to retards you who get their knowledge of sex from porn.

If you're >21 years old and you're still insecure about the size of your average-sized penis... you need to get a fucking life.

Most grills just want attentive lovers. Get down there and eat the pussy, for fuck's sake. Kiss her stomach, her thighs. Ask her what the fuck she likes and what she wants you to do, and then do it. She'll cum buckets.

Very few grills want to get gorilla-fucked by some 8.5" horse dick. I've met a few of them who do want that, and I'm pretty sure they all had gonorrhea anyway.

Having a big dick is impressive, but that's all it is. It's like a parlor trick. Good for a laugh, for novelty's sake, but that's about it.

underrated

solution: move to korea, or another chinkhole instead of trying jelqing and ending up with a dead dick

This. Your cock looks bigger when you're skinny.

its called puberty faggot

No. That was a question.
Why should i try to refute anything you say?
Why should i prove you wrong?
What do i gain from it if i'm sucessfull?
The respect of someone i don't know and will never meet in real life? The pride of have defended a vague sense of honor?
Let me add to your experience since you haven't been in the internet long enough it seems... When in any discussion, personal insults begin to be thrown, it ceases to be a discussion. it's a yelling match. A useless attempt to discredit anything the other says until the whole debate is rendered meaningless. No one have nothing to prove but that the other person doesn't deserve any credit, no matter the argument they might try to express.
They don't have anything to prove or disprove, so they resort to ad-hominens and other fallacies.
Why should i engage in that with you?
This is not me being a dick. I'm asking you. Why should i try to refute what you say?

jelqing.

Seriously, google it.

Kill a nigger take his and bleach the shit out of it.

You seem upset.

Checked

Also, I remember when I was taking Adderall and never fucking ate. My dick looked enormous. Then again, you could also see my hip bones and shit

kek.
> Want to grow your cock bigger?
> go where all the small cocks are.
> You'll be a giant.
It's actually nice and made me chuckle. Nice one user. :P

clearly he cant use his dick. suicide is the only choice