Ask a 5'4" adult male anything

Ask a 5'4" adult male anything

youre short because youre a brown shit

why even live?

You're a Mexican. If you were tall I'd be surprised.

>Ask a 5'4" adult male anything
Rodriguez

Short ass beaner.

Shocking.

>130lb
>5'4"
fat fuck, git fit

Tell me something I don't know
Sometimes cool shit happens, it's a pleasure being there when it does
Oh ya
All muscle brah!

>it's a pleasure being there
what if you're behind a tall guy?

If that's a temporary license you have to be underage.

People are always nice enough to let me through, especially at concerts and stuff

Reminds me of the old proverb:

Elevator smell different to midget.

you're the height of a woman. even if it were all muscle you'd have the strength of a child.

Nah, I'm under DACA which is for children who were brought over to the U.S. illegally. Turning 19 next month. I renewed my ID one year before my permit expires so they only gave me on year.
It was a joke, but yeah I'm pretty weak

>5'4"
>not a drivers license

are you underage

You could probably eat out a girl in standing position

what's your height?

Hey i don't have my lisence either and I'm 19 I'm just a useless piece of shit

Nah, I've had to help support my family ever since I was able to work so I was never able to afford a car. I'm saving up a little bit of money though.
It's a dream, I love tall girls

Is your full name Bender Bending Rodriguez? If not, I have no further interest in this thread.

Sorry, man

Safe travels

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Eh, I know. It's not easy leaving the only country you've ever known. Only lived in Mexico for about three weeks.

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I'm 5'3 femfag so you're still taller than me

That's what's up