ITT we all talk about the minor deformities on our bodies I'll start

ITT we all talk about the minor deformities on our bodies I'll start.
My arms are both 2 inches longer then they should be.

my penis is 9 inches

My penis drags along the floor as I walk and I'm 6ft 3" tall

My penis has to vote in a different county.

I'm intrested

My penis is so big it has its own penis.

my penis is a few inches shorter than it should be

My penis is on the verge of enslaving the human race.
It's also uncut.

My penis has its own birth certificate

that's a funny way of saying you're a dick

my penis has two growths right at the base of my shaft. they stopped growing at around 12 but became saggy afterwards

My penis ate a bowl of nails for breakfast today. Without any milk

My penis has to be registered as a lethal weapon

my nipples are the same color as Steve Harvey's mustache

FUNNEL CHEST MOTHERFUCKER

My penis is not a vagina

kek'd

my foreskin is too tight for the gargantuan head of my penis

problems

My penis causes a solar eclipse if I don't get out of bed before dawn.

My penis tends to rotate cockwise when I'm stressed out

eat a dick

My penis drags four feet behind me and I'm 6'12"

My penis... just Goddamn

...

That's no deficiency my friend, it's called having a good reach. Box much?

>cockwise
So it turns in on itself

I have fourteen toenails (three on each pinkie toe, they overlap kinda'), it's not noticeable unless I point it out though.

When you bout to nut

No, it's just... himself. My cock is a wise cock and knows when to wise

Both of my pinkies are crooked.
Genetic mutation, not broken.
When I put them together they make a "Y".

send pics

my wife

my jaw is slightly off center, not really noticeable but fucks up my teeth

My index finger on my left hand is pretty crooked.

My penis is average but my bush is a national park.

I have 19 DICKS. One for everyone's mom here.

thats pretty common...

Nice

Emilee why

My penis broke in half

My shins are slightly shorter than normal and both my thumbs are stubby, though one is noticeably less stubby than the other

I also have abnormally small ears and feet

scoliosis

i loved you !!!!! why leave me

Does it say except common deformities?
No.
Just trying to contribute cuz I have no dick to say something like the rest of the people in this thread.

My shins are slightly shorter than normal and both my thumbs are stubby, though one is noticeably less stubby than the other

I also have abnormally small ears and feet
My step dad has that

Shit photo because I only have a webcam but here's my foot. I did shitty lines to show it better on top.

I have a bifurcated penis

Left ear is about 2/16ths of an inch lower than the right. Makes me fucking mad, when trying to shave my head, and make the sideburns of my beard even.
Joints click like I'm a fucking walking metronome.

I forgot the photo because I'm a faggot.

I'm a nigger

Bathtub phone poster problem

is that a dead wolf

my fingers are kind of crooked too.
Not just pinkies though.

They're slightly rotated too.
Since it's supination (direction wise) it kind of helps with guitar, though.

They're skinny with thick knuckles too. I'm basically waiting to get told it's arthritis or just have some twisted club hand when i'm old.

Yes

me again - bridge of nose is slightly off center, like i broke it. I got kicked in the face in 3rd grade, but I don't think it was broken, so i'm pretty sure it's not that.

I have a weird left wrist which forbids me from touching my left shoulder. I can't hold a fork properly and went through hell to learn how to play guitar and adapt my joints/muscles/bones so it doesn't hurt.
I still hold my guitar like a weirdo too but I don't give a shit.

Left ear
>tiny part blown off
Thumbs
>hitchiker thumb to the extreme, they have 180 degrees of range at the middle part
Left eye
>scar from shrapnel about 1cm long at the crease
My dick has veins that make the number 2, it's kind of funny
>noticed it last year

chin bigger than the other, tailbone too. fucked hairline, hairy, repulsive groin area. i still dont mind though

is penis an instrument?

dude why are you clenching my neck

Nice tabby. My best friend was a cat like that, but less hairy and with a chubby belly. He used to eat tinsel and had shiny poop.

Better than one being 2 inches longer!

Holy fuck, I can only imagine one arm longer than the other.

help me

My arms can't go completely straight

It was always a pain in the ass when I did gymnastics when I was younger. I wasn't allowed on competition team because of it.

bbbbllllaaassttt from the past

I have a really crooked septum that never got fixed when I broke it. The bridge of my nose is starting to gradually curve now too.

also tounge always naturally curls i dont what this means

Thanks, your cat sounds like he was a charm. Mruu has clipped ears from frostbite as a kitten and can't meow right, she just squeeks and chirps or opens her mouth and makes no sounds. So I guess she's deformed a bit as well, we make a good team. She's a whore for pets as well, I love her.

pics please, make this thread great again

You're an idiot.

I had another light colored tabby rescue who would only squeak, cutest thing ever.

I had to get rid of both of them when I moved. It's even worse that they were my therapy cats for ptsd.

Give Mruu a treat for me please.

so how do you hug, do you maneuver your half bent arms around them?

A buddy of mine got a severe head injury when his mrap rolled, his hands and tongue curls. He had some brain damage.

2/16ths? So an 1/8 retard?
Fucking Muricans

Owen Wilson has the same thing, women still like him. Take pride in being different.

think your the only one here that cares

Sure, whatever makes your cock hard. Not sure why it matters.

>average height 5'10"
>implying

why?

my rib cage protrudes out

Underrated post

mine too

I have an extra bone in my left hand

Pic is here bub.

Same here!

I have some cyst on my left jaw and every time I clench my jaw or crunch my teeth it pops up(it can get fixed by surgery though). Also my teeth aren't centered but my jaw doesn't look uneven.

An average is an average for a reason. Fucking retardo faggot.

>I'm missing a vertabrae,
>I'm missing two ribs
>I have this funky bump on my ear
>my toenails used to grow sideways into my toes until I had surgery
>I can do the W curl thing with my tongue
>my nose is asymetrical and kind of goes to the side
>and yet i'm still more attractive than most of you fags.

but one rib side protrudes more then the other side

Settle down, John.

Harder daddy

>sounds like robinow syndrome that commonly includes the lack of ribs, vertebrae, and the malformation of cartilaginous tissue.

Pic related
>It's robinow syndrome

are you fags guys or girls

black.

>Asks what deformities user's have
>Doesn't expect them all to say "my penis is -insert length- or any dick joke

right. do you know what it is called tho

I lost 7 kilos last year and then it happened, it looks like shit but what can you do

I outlined the veins on my left wrist once when I was in primary school and got in trouble because it looked like the word 'Kill'

my penis is like a string of sausages but without the notches

i lost 45 kilos after my sex change......