Caught my gf sleeping. What do?

caught my gf sleeping. What do?

timestamp also bury face in ass and smell

Spread asshole

let her sleep she's tired

Dick in butt

Tell her to shave that shit!

Shave her ass bro

>caught my gf sleeping.

Let her sleep for once!

Pluck those nasty ass hairs one by one.

bump

...

This

THIS

1) Lube up entire hand real good.
2) Insert firmly into GF's anus.
3) Profit.

she asian? rolling for stealth sharpie in pooper

lick her asshole

post timestamp newfag

THIS!

Wake her up and show her this thread. Post results.

leave her alone you fuckin perv.
i'm prettty sure your gf doesn't want her body parts on the internet. By hell, some sicko probably screenshoted her ass already thanks to you.
Think twice before posting sexual content about the girl you love dude.

Yes and put a blanket over her

after you smell the ass of course

Roll

White Knight detection

can confirm.

achievement accoplished

Gratitude

if dubs you let her sleep

I just wanna see the pussy

Fake from the get go
Way you worded it makes this sound like a rare occurance

Me too

how much pussy do you get defending women on the internet? I bet you get a lot.

Caught in the act of sleeping....how fucked up can one person get. Women these days. Gather every cleaning supply you can: Mop, broom, dust pan, windex, wash cloths, dirty clothes, ironing board, dawn dish soap and arrange it in front of her so its the first thing she sees when she wakes up. Leave a not that says "Shits not gonna clean itself around here"