I'm about to meet my real dad, whom I haven't seen in 13 years, I'm in a few minutes. How do I not make this awkward?

I'm about to meet my real dad, whom I haven't seen in 13 years, I'm in a few minutes. How do I not make this awkward?

Why havent u seen him in 13 years?

Stop calling him your real dad.

i would play it cool

walk up and kiss him on the lips

Did he leave you or what? Did you get in contact with him or did he?

It's quads OP, tell us your tale

OP is a nigger coz he has no dad

user, report to the principles office. Your mother says you're in big trouble for all.. t-he... trap-porn? Ummm, students, disregard.. that.. last statement.

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OP you dirty nigger ...are you on welfare

>bait with foot
>bites foot
>plant foot on ground holding dog jaw and head down
>go to town with my right foot

I've been attacked by a dog before. Seems like the average person gets too caught up in minor injuries to remember to fight back.
Unless you're a skinny fag, you probably have 100 pounds, thumbs, reach, strength, and intellect over a dog.
People mauled by dogs excluding the elderly or children deserve it.

He left my mom when I was 9, and now it's my 21st birthday

In a similar boat OP, I had the chance to meet him but I didn't go through with it. I'd suggest to keep an open mind and ask how he's been, what has happened over the past few years, etc

turn up swag, turn down pussy shit do yo thang boy

>bait with foot
>jump on leg
>goes for the throat
>panic
>blood loss and uncounciousness

I jog for like 10 seconds until it drops dead from exhaustion

>remember you built yourself, he did not build you.
you have nothing to prove to him and he has EVERYTHING to prove to you. Now go and be the best young man that i know you can be user.

Just be assertive and tell him what you really think, pilot the EVA like you're told, and be a man and bang Rei, Asuka, and Misato.

>drinking a burger
>drinking

It's a sandwich.

>how do I not make this awkward

show him pen0r

this

You're seriously asking for advice on Sup Forums

I think it's important to prove to him that his abandoning u as a 9 year old hasn't left any life long damage aside from thinking 9 plus 13 is 21? So when u see him pull down your pants and demand he arse fuck u. I dont think hes feel uncomfortable at all
And we'll if he feels shit remember he's the arse that deserted u

>drinking a burger