REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND EVER

REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND EVER

too risky

PLS

That's a risk I can't afford to take.

ok

ye

Lol

mmmm, at least is not my mom

fuck

Just to be safe

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mother fucker

You got me

I made a promise.
This is the only time im breaking that promise.

I doubt I ever will anyway

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cant jinx this one

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what about a bf OP?

My wife will be relieved to hear this. Thanks.

Roll

ur a faggot

its like an investment

ok

Fuck it

Whatever

No risk

ugh fine

Kek, people actually replying to this bullshit

ez win

taking no chances m8s

fuck

#NiceTechnique

nice meme boiiiiiiiiiii

juice and squeeze

Ree

Not that it matters anymore.
I'm approaching 30 so I already missed out on having an attractive girlfriend.

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Sure lad

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Replying just in case..

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You have a point.

maybe this will work

these threads are cancer

RIP

not taking the chance

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Can't risk it

Hah, already have one cucklord

is ur name steve

Christ I know this cutie just let me have this

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jokes on you i already have one...... nvm no i dont

fuck off

It's just not going to happen for you.
I'm sorry to be harsh, but at some point you will need to accept the inevitable and come to terms with being alone.

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:(

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...yes...

Who's this?

cunt

>implying i would ever have a girlfriend anyway

fuck

fuck

I WILL HAVE GF REEEEE

Nothing, just read through the scribbling, kek. Try using an editing app next time, Steve. (I think your last name might be Cad"en*"

*(i cant read last two, but en?)

ok

mem

fugg

shi

>That's is

rip

Damnit

but ive had girlfriends before so it wont be ever if i dont post

OOHHHHH

fine

fuck it, why not?

Ok

Whatever no girl has ever liked me.

last time i fall for this

I'm incredibly lonely

Well, I had a girlfriend ever.
That said, better not risk any future ones.

I'm destined to die alone anyways. so fuck it, why not?

have a (you) OP

what if my mother is already dead?

Well shit ill se if it works

kek better reply

10 seconds of writing this vs. the ever so small chance of a lifetime of being alone. Easy choice isnt it?

shit

Nignog

Not that scary!

Pls work

meme

Ok

Ay

i aint fuckin around sonny hell no

fuck

Fuck you
Sry dont make me a virgin again

kek

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